I just pooped in my pants

I just pooped in my pants

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Mount Ida, AR

#1 Oct 20, 2008
Okay who ever will read this I need your help. I have been sitting in my cubeical for about an hour now and I can't get up and walk to the bathroom because I pooped in my panties and I only have on my skirt panties and shoes (shirt too) I have lit all my candles and sprayed almost all my air freshner the smell is starting to over power what do I do. I am thinking aobut taking off my panties and throwning them in my trash and running to the b room help me!!!!!!!!!
Help me

Mount Ida, AR

#2 Oct 20, 2008
please don't make fun of me I have never done this before, and I thought it just had to pass gas but it all came out.

Since: Sep 07

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#3 Oct 20, 2008
That sounds like a personal problem.....
If it was me I would say to hell with it and go home.......But go to the bathroom and tidy up some before you do......
skipper

Decatur, GA

#4 Oct 20, 2008
Help me wrote:
Okay who ever will read this I need your help. I have been sitting in my cubeical for about an hour now and I can't get up and walk to the bathroom because I pooped in my panties and I only have on my skirt panties and shoes (shirt too) I have lit all my candles and sprayed almost all my air freshner the smell is starting to over power what do I do. I am thinking aobut taking off my panties and throwning them in my trash and running to the b room help me!!!!!!!!!
stop thinkin and start strippin
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

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Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#5 Oct 20, 2008
Never trust a fart when you're over 45....

Since: May 08

United States

#6 Oct 20, 2008
If your office chair has wheels, start rollin' toward the rest room. If anybody questions you, tell them it's yoga.

Since: Sep 07

Lebanon, TN

#7 Oct 20, 2008
Start screaming FIRE and when everyone leaves... No seriously, I hope you resolved your situation because I really can't think of anything. Please let me know. I'm stressed out for you!

Since: Sep 07

Lebanon, TN

#8 Oct 20, 2008
amita wrote:
If your office chair has wheels, start rollin' toward the rest room. If anybody questions you, tell them it's yoga.
The oder will follow her!
Help me

Mount Ida, AR

#9 Oct 20, 2008
thank you for not being mean

Since: Sep 07

Lebanon, TN

#10 Oct 20, 2008
Help me wrote:
thank you for not being mean
Are you ok now?
Dillon

Fenton, MO

#11 Oct 20, 2008
I have nighmares about this. Seriously
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

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Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#12 Oct 20, 2008
Help me wrote:
thank you for not being mean
Oh, we're just warming up....

stick around......

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#13 Oct 20, 2008
That's really th Sh!ts! I hope you make the best of a sticky situation! It really stinks. I feel for your ass.

:)

Seriously, sh!t happens. NO BIGGIE!
To error is human, to sh!t your pants....divine!

Anyone that gives ya sh!t, tell em to pucker up and kissyou azz.

That'll teach them.
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#14 Oct 20, 2008
Help me wrote:
Okay who ever will read this I need your help. I have been sitting in my cubeical for about an hour now and I can't get up and walk to the bathroom because I pooped in my panties and I only have on my skirt panties and shoes (shirt too) I have lit all my candles and sprayed almost all my air freshner the smell is starting to over power what do I do. I am thinking aobut taking off my panties and throwning them in my trash and running to the b room help me!!!!!!!!!
Quickly walk outside, but don't sit down for chrissake!.....Keep walking and change your name to Forrest.

“**** JOHN VIS ******* ”

Since: Sep 07

"bringin the heat"

#15 Oct 20, 2008
Do what I do...just stick a bent paper clip into the light socket and POOF...the lights go out......run as gfast as you can to the parking garage and just before hopping into your car...pull off the soiled clothes and smear a funny note across your bosses windshield............get in your car and nonchalantly drive home nusde....if any one notices ...or you get pulled over,.....tell them you are David The Nudist or his wfe and everything will be hokay.

omissmyduh

Since: Oct 08

Germantown, NY

#16 Oct 20, 2008
HB Local wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, we're just warming up....
stick around......
OH, yes...!

omissmyduh

Since: Oct 08

Germantown, NY

#17 Oct 20, 2008
"Let he who is without skidmarks cast the first stone..."

Since: Sep 07

Lebanon, TN

#18 Oct 20, 2008
Tamara24 wrote:
That's really th Sh!ts! I hope you make the best of a sticky situation! It really stinks. I feel for your ass.
:)
Seriously, sh!t happens. NO BIGGIE!
To error is human, to sh!t your pants....divine!
Anyone that gives ya sh!t, tell em to pucker up and kissyou azz.
That'll teach them.
Seriously, how would you get out of this situation?

Since: May 08

United States

#19 Oct 20, 2008
This has been a demonstration of what panties are for.

“youbeateverythin g youknowthat ”

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Since: Apr 07

Buffalo, NY

#20 Oct 20, 2008
Help me wrote:
Okay who ever will read this I need your help. I have been sitting in my cubeical for about an hour now and I can't get up and walk to the bathroom because I pooped in my panties and I only have on my skirt panties and shoes (shirt too) I have lit all my candles and sprayed almost all my air freshner the smell is starting to over power what do I do. I am thinking aobut taking off my panties and throwning them in my trash and running to the b room help me!!!!!!!!!
Is that you Louie?

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