How to make the rare and elusive turt...

How to make the rare and elusive turtle burger

There are 15 comments on the Sunday Herald story from Dec 3, 2012, titled How to make the rare and elusive turtle burger. In it, Sunday Herald reports that:

This week on my weird food adventure, I am entering the world of animal shaped treats as I try my hand at making turtle burgers.

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Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#1 Dec 3, 2012
Why not just use real turtles.
Fecal Phil

Medford, NY

#2 Dec 3, 2012
The only thing I can make is a turtle-head, wanna see it?

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#3 Dec 3, 2012
Easy. Boil a turtle and stick it in a bun. Ketchup optional.

Next question?
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#4 Dec 3, 2012
UMMMM,,? Is a turtle burger anything close to a Slider,,,?

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#5 Dec 3, 2012
OH NO!! NEVER.. I would never put that near my mouth.. no freaking way.. it's reza_june and my childhood pet all rolled into one... NO!!

Where is the Animal Humane Society when you need it!! I don't care it's not a real turtle...they are harmless and cute and cute... lol this soooo wrong!!

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#6 Dec 3, 2012
no thanks, but i like those chocolate turtle candy things..
crazy idea

Memphis, TN

#7 Dec 3, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
OH NO!! NEVER.. I would never put that near my mouth.. no freaking way.. it's reza_june and my childhood pet all rolled into one... NO!!
Where is the Animal Humane Society when you need it!! I don't care it's not a real turtle...they are harmless and cute and cute... lol this soooo wrong!!
and i thought you were talking to Fecal Phil at first

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#8 Dec 3, 2012
It's like something out of a high school health class movie......staring Gamera.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#9 Dec 3, 2012
I'm just pleased that 'Turtles' caramel candy contains neither Chelonii nor Testudines.
Paris Hilton

Medford, NY

#10 Dec 4, 2012
Fecal Phil wrote:
The only thing I can make is a turtle-head, wanna see it?
OK.....as long as it goes back in.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#11 Dec 4, 2012
I tried making turtle burger once, but the shell kept clogging the meat grinder.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#12 Dec 4, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
I tried making turtle burger once, but the shell kept clogging the meat grinder.
It's easier if you just flip em on their backs, and use an electric mixer, add beans & chili sauce..even comes with its own bowl..
Torrie Tuss

Medford, NY

#13 Dec 4, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
I tried making turtle burger once, but the shell kept clogging the meat grinder.
You gotta get "The Ninja" blender system. I make turtle Smoothies at least twice a week, it's fricken great.

Level 2

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#15 Dec 4, 2012
Turtle sliders are the best. Marinate them for an hour then grill them.Fuhgedaboudit.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#16 Dec 5, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
I tried making turtle burger once, but the shell kept clogging the meat grinder.
Lol - remember Dan Ackroid's "Bass-o-matic"

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