The Pun Game

[NotaGoth]

If you drive a train,
you can't afford to lose track.

[NotaGoth]

A notoriously famed clown decided to retire
and hand over the business to his son.
His son said to him,
"I don't know Dad, those are big shoes to fill."

[Beckie Godwin]

The rat race is still on and that cat is way behind.

[Sweetie-Pie]

A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager.

[ex-pitcher]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[Beckie Godwin]

I saw him running naked down the street, I barely got a good look.

[Beckie Godwin]

I tried cooking supper and it didn't pan out.

[Beckie Godwin]

Someone hand me a rope, I don't think I'm getting the hang of this thread.

[Grace Nerissa]

' I thought I might be schizophrenic,
so I asked the doctor

He told me 'No you're not!
don't worry
it's all in the mind.'

[Grace Nerissa]

Rose >'I went into the new cemetery
to say a prayer for the dead'

Jane>

'Oh! The NEW cemetery!
what's it like?

I'm dying to see it'

[NotaGoth]

[This isn't really a pun, but i thought iI'd share anyway...]

My friend likes European food. So, we decided to Russia over there because we were Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu we ordered Turkey. Then when I Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite!

[ex-pitcher]

NotaGoth wrote:

[This isn't really a pun, but i thought iI'd share anyway...]
My friend likes European food. So, we decided to Russia over there because we were Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu we ordered Turkey. Then when I Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite!

Was it cooked in GREECE ?

[Grace Nerissa]

Today I was thinking of
that character QUASIMODO..

Can't clearly remember
the movie he was in,

but something about him
rings a bell'

LOL!

[NotaGoth]

ex-pitcher wrote:

<quoted text>
Was it cooked in GREECE ?

Likely Denmark'ed too....

[NotaGoth]

Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler....

[Grace Nerissa]

Yes,
I always look forward to lunch,
something nice and simple;

personally
I think

you can't beat a boiled egg!!

(LOL)

[Grace Nerissa]

"Well, I suppose you could
say I can cope with 'flying' well enough,

eventho' it has
it's ups and downs." !!

[NotaGoth]

The whistling fisherman
was always out of tuna.

[Grace Nerissa]

Wow! that store had a very
fine selection of antique mirrors ..

Somehow,
I could see myself with one
of those mirrors!

LOL

[NotaGoth]

Um.....

When the unemployed and struggling actor got a job with a major demolition company,
he finally brought down the house.