The Pun Game

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#3443 Aug 2, 2014
*loses drink in Scotland*

Hey, where did my Glasgow?
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#3444 Aug 6, 2014
The owner of a pet store wanted his employee to do an inventory on the kittens and the parrots they had in the store and he needed it in a hurry. So the employee said, well I'll do a cat scan and a poly graph and get that to you stat.

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#3445 Aug 9, 2014
Dark pun (viewer discretion advised).

There was an Italian chef who pasta way. He ran out of thyme. His wife is upset, cheese not over it.

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#3446 Aug 9, 2014
Not-so-dark pun:

I was gonna google how to apply eyeliner.

Instead, I winged it.

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#3447 Aug 9, 2014
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he leaves an Italian restaurant?

Pasta-la-vista, baby!
Mechanic

Campti, LA

#3448 Aug 28, 2014
I got so many wrong answers during test time in school the teacher filed my test papers in her X-Files.
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#3449 Aug 28, 2014
Sometimes I think it's time to retire from this life of flashing ......... but then I think " Maybe I'll just stick it out for another year!"
Mechanic

Campti, LA

#3450 Aug 28, 2014
Someone once ask me, do you know what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
I didn't,, so I told him,,, "hell if I know"

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#3451 Aug 28, 2014
He was so into mountain climbing..l
When he ultimately reached the summit,
He must have felt 'on top of the world'

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#3452 Aug 28, 2014
A person was making love with nature.

He/she was on top of this world!

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#3453 Aug 28, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
He was so into mountain climbing..l
When he ultimately reached the summit,
He must have felt 'on top of the world'
I took inspiration from your post and made a silly pun.
I hope I winged it.
Mechanic

Campti, LA

#3454 Sep 2, 2014
If my half brother married my step sister and moved next door to me,
Wouldn't that make them my half-step-neighbors?

“a man chooses, a slave obeys.”

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Since: May 13

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#3455 Sep 27, 2014
I was watching the walking dead the other day
I noticed how Rick Grimes shirt is... Grimy...

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3456 Mar 28, 2015
I was saying I'd sick my dog on a whole group of people. Now Homeland Security has charged me with making terrier threats.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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#3457 Mar 29, 2015
"Farmers Arguing Over Mollusks Slug It Out, Charged With Assault"

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Since: Jul 11

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#3458 Mar 29, 2015
Who ever stole the Mirror should take a long hard look at themselves and reflect on the image they're projecting.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3459 Mar 30, 2015
I've always wondered, if someone tried to create a Windows clone, and the name of the clone could be abbreviated VA, what would they call the msgina.dll file?

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Since: Jul 11

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#3460 Mar 30, 2015
I swallowed 2 pieces of string, 3 hours later they came out tied together..I shyt you knot!

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#3461 Mar 31, 2015
Hear about the dialysis patient who trashed the clinic? I guess he was p!ssed off.
Texas_Ave

Spring, TX

#3462 Apr 3, 2015
Just bumping for the game players. It's past my bed time and there's more fun things to do in bed than be on this board.

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