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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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"Where'd you go on vacation?"

"Hawaii"

"Just fine, thanks, but tell me about your trip."

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Pi is a name given to the ratio of the circumference of a circle to the diameter. That means, for any circle, you can divide the circumference (the distance around the circle) by the diameter and always get exactly the same number.
The circumference of any circle is 3 1/7 as long as the diameter.
3 1/7 = 22/7 = 7 divided into 22 = 3.14285714285 etc.

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Apr 20, 2014
 

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Nobody listens to Bugs Bunny, its all haresay.

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Apr 20, 2014
 

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And then there are the people who oppose rabbit furs. I say the are coneys, but that is splitting hares.

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#3427
Apr 22, 2014
 
Does Microsoft believe in the Big Bing theory?

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Apr 23, 2014
 

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Spotted Girl wrote:
Does Microsoft believe in the Big Bing theory?
I dunno, I have bad cache memory...it megahertz just thinking about it!

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May 4, 2014
 

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My bolero is coming unravelled. I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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#3430
May 8, 2014
 
If an incredibly stupid person went to school and graduated, would they be a Reformed Moron?
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May 9, 2014
 

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My math teacher tried to tell me that,, Pie Are Square,,,
I said, No they aint,, They Round!!!
He also tried to tell me that there was such a thing as a Square Root ,
I said, No they aint,, Roots Are Round Too!
Then he said,
Son,,,, Here's Your Sine!!

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#3432
May 9, 2014
 
For the life of me
I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang...
but then it came back to me!

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May 25, 2014
 

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Turquoise is one of the best colours in the world.

Itís cyantifically proven. I even red it on the internet!

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Jun 13, 2014
 

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I wore a new type of outfit with circuitry to one side and near the neck. I was getting paranoid wearing it, thinking everyone had a problem with me because of the outfit. However, a friend assured me that I only had a chip on my shoulder.
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#3435
Jun 13, 2014
 
Leeches really suck!

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#3436
Jun 14, 2014
 
If the matriarch of a family hunted water fowl, would that make her a mother ducker?

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#3437
Jun 14, 2014
 
A dead chicken gives off a fowl odor.

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A painter's joke may be off-color while a cook's might be tasteless.

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Father and son both love sunflower seeds; and the son is the spitting image of his dad.

(Happy Father's Day!)
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#3440
Monday Jul 7
 
We the willing, working for the uninformed, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

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#3441
Monday Jul 21
 
If someone jumps into a waste lagoon and drowns, would that be considered sewercide?
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Tuesday Jul 22
 

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I came in an hour late for work yesterday,,,
So I told my boss I was going to leave an hour early today to make up for it...

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