The Pun Game

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3422 Apr 5, 2014
"Where'd you go on vacation?"

"Hawaii"

"Just fine, thanks, but tell me about your trip."

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#3424 Apr 5, 2014
Pi is a name given to the ratio of the circumference of a circle to the diameter. That means, for any circle, you can divide the circumference (the distance around the circle) by the diameter and always get exactly the same number.
The circumference of any circle is 3 1/7 as long as the diameter.
3 1/7 = 22/7 = 7 divided into 22 = 3.14285714285 etc.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3425 Apr 20, 2014
Nobody listens to Bugs Bunny, its all haresay.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3426 Apr 20, 2014
And then there are the people who oppose rabbit furs. I say the are coneys, but that is splitting hares.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3427 Apr 22, 2014
Does Microsoft believe in the Big Bing theory?

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3428 Apr 23, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
Does Microsoft believe in the Big Bing theory?
I dunno, I have bad cache memory...it megahertz just thinking about it!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3429 May 4, 2014
My bolero is coming unravelled. I'll be Bach in a minuet.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3430 May 8, 2014
If an incredibly stupid person went to school and graduated, would they be a Reformed Moron?
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#3431 May 9, 2014
My math teacher tried to tell me that,, Pie Are Square,,,
I said, No they aint,, They Round!!!
He also tried to tell me that there was such a thing as a Square Root ,
I said, No they aint,, Roots Are Round Too!
Then he said,
Son,,,, Here's Your Sine!!

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#3432 May 9, 2014
For the life of me
I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang...
but then it came back to me!

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3433 May 25, 2014
Turquoise is one of the best colours in the world.

ItÂ’s cyantifically proven. I even red it on the internet!

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3434 Jun 13, 2014
I wore a new type of outfit with circuitry to one side and near the neck. I was getting paranoid wearing it, thinking everyone had a problem with me because of the outfit. However, a friend assured me that I only had a chip on my shoulder.
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#3435 Jun 13, 2014
Leeches really suck!

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3436 Jun 14, 2014
If the matriarch of a family hunted water fowl, would that make her a mother ducker?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3437 Jun 14, 2014
A dead chicken gives off a fowl odor.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3438 Jun 15, 2014
A painter's joke may be off-color while a cook's might be tasteless.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3439 Jun 15, 2014
Father and son both love sunflower seeds; and the son is the spitting image of his dad.

(Happy Father's Day!)
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#3440 Jul 7, 2014
We the willing, working for the uninformed, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3441 Jul 21, 2014
If someone jumps into a waste lagoon and drowns, would that be considered sewercide?
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#3442 Jul 22, 2014
I came in an hour late for work yesterday,,,
So I told my boss I was going to leave an hour early today to make up for it...

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