The Pun Game
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#3402 Mar 26, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
Once Judge Ginsberg retires, you can be sure the Supreme Court will hand down decisions ruthlessly.
Hardy har har,,(lol),,,Is she dead yet,,?? just askin,,,,

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3403 Mar 28, 2014
The case against the donut thief was full of holes....

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3404 Mar 28, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
Hardy har har,,(lol),,,Is she dead yet,,?? just askin,,,,
Just like how it was when Naomi's daughter in law died in Bible times?

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3405 Mar 29, 2014
Q. What's the difference between one yard and
Two yards?
A. A fence.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3406 Mar 29, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Q. What's the difference between one yard and
Two yards?
A. A fence.
Or... 0.08 BAC vs 0.16 BAC?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3407 Mar 29, 2014
K-9 officers doggedly pursued the fleeing felon.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3408 Mar 31, 2014
Of all the antiques in the old
curiosity shop,
I thought the GRANDFATHER CLOCK
was the most striking!

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3409 Apr 2, 2014
Wood you like some lumberjack humor?

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3410 Apr 2, 2014
NotaGoth wrote:
Wood you like some lumberjack humor?
I believe we saw some already.
Mechanic

Saline, LA

#3411 Apr 2, 2014
My neighbor opened an auto body shop and named it "Fix-O-Dent",
Procter and Gamble sued for name infringement and won the case.
The judge ordered my neighbor to work as an indentured servant of Procter and Gamble to pay off all damages awarded in the case.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3412 Apr 4, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
I believe we saw some already.
Yes, I let you saw it and you fell for it!

(gasps)
Mchanic

Saline, LA

#3413 Apr 4, 2014
NotaGoth wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, I let you saw it and you fell for it!
(gasps)
Hey, y'all cut it out and don't axe no questions!!

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3414 Apr 4, 2014
After working as a lumberjack for many years,
My boss gave me the ax

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3415 Apr 4, 2014
NotaGoth wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, I let you saw it and you fell for it!
(gasps)
That's right, I wouldn't leaf you alone. I like your treemendous sense of humor.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3416 Apr 4, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
After working as a lumberjack for many years,
My boss gave me the ax
Bravo!

Wood he be a-pinin' to adze for it back?

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3417 Apr 4, 2014
Looking at the icons, I see someone thinks I am knotty or made an ash of myself. Or maybe they are pining to be poplar like me. I wood not want them to be too green with envy, and I would like to give them a branch as a peace offering. Maple I should try posting later, but before tree o'clock.

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#3418 Apr 4, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
Looking at the icons, I see someone thinks I am knotty or made an ash of myself. Or maybe they are pining to be poplar like me. I wood not want them to be too green with envy, and I would like to give them a branch as a peace offering. Maple I should try posting later, but before tree o'clock.
Quite your birching...( just kidding)

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#3419 Apr 4, 2014
^^^^ Quit (oops)

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3420 Apr 4, 2014
The thing about life is that there are a lot of deciduous to make.

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#3421 Apr 4, 2014
When you take a drupe, hemlock the bathroom door.

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