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“... SUMMER TIME ...”

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AND THE LIVIN IS EAZY

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#3379
Feb 9, 2014
 

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... the girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but i never met herbivore ...

“... SUMMER TIME ...”

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#3380
Feb 9, 2014
 

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... a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran ...

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#3381
Feb 9, 2014
 

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... one more ...

... how does moses make his tea ... hebrews it ...

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#3382
Feb 11, 2014
 
One minute I want to wanted to buy a bike, but the next minute I didn't.

It's a vicious cycle!

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Indianapolis, IN

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#3383
Feb 13, 2014
 
The daring lawyer showed up in court with his summery briefs.
Really

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#3384
Feb 13, 2014
 
Get serious and quit being such a clown.

:O

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#3385
Feb 13, 2014
 

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Really wrote:
Get serious and quit being such a clown.
:O
I eat serious for breakfast. No, wait, it's cereal I eat for breakfast.
Seriously

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#3386
Feb 13, 2014
 
To the rapists and child molesters, "Off with their heads!"

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#3387
Feb 17, 2014
 
My friend William joined the army once..
He's uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will"

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#3389
Mar 1, 2014
 

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A careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.

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#3390
Mar 6, 2014
 

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The reckless driver is rarely wreckless.

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#3391
Mar 6, 2014
 
Did you see that movie about the hotdog?

It was an Oscar Wiener!
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#3392
Mar 6, 2014
 

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NotaGoth wrote:
Did you see that movie about the hotdog?
It was an Oscar Wiener!
Oscar Pistorious!:)

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#3393
Mar 9, 2014
 
Have you got bills to pay?

If you do, please give it back. He looks silly without hair

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#3394
Mar 25, 2014
 

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The boy who got electrocuted was unable to speak.
He was too shocked by the accident.

(Pardon the dark pun!)

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#3395
Mar 25, 2014
 

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A woman stood outside at her front porch and watched as her hot, shirtless neighbor mowed the lawn.

"Hey there, can you mow my lawn too?"

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Mar 26, 2014
 

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The bald man had topay
a lot for his new wig.

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#3399
Mar 26, 2014
 

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Need the ark for two of every animal?
I noah guy who can arrange that...

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#3400
Mar 26, 2014
 

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If the Devil has to wear a hair piece,
there will be Hell toupee.

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#3401
Mar 26, 2014
 

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Once Judge Ginsberg retires, you can be sure the Supreme Court will hand down decisions ruthlessly.

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