Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#3379 Feb 9, 2014
... the girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but i never met herbivore ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#3380 Feb 9, 2014
... a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#3381 Feb 9, 2014
... one more ...

... how does moses make his tea ... hebrews it ...

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3382 Feb 11, 2014
One minute I want to wanted to buy a bike, but the next minute I didn't.

It's a vicious cycle!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3383 Feb 13, 2014
The daring lawyer showed up in court with his summery briefs.
Really

Jackson, MO

#3384 Feb 13, 2014
Get serious and quit being such a clown.

:O

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3385 Feb 13, 2014
Really wrote:
Get serious and quit being such a clown.
:O
I eat serious for breakfast. No, wait, it's cereal I eat for breakfast.
Seriously

Jackson, MO

#3386 Feb 13, 2014
To the rapists and child molesters, "Off with their heads!"

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3387 Feb 17, 2014
My friend William joined the army once..
He's uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will"

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3389 Mar 1, 2014
A careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3390 Mar 6, 2014
The reckless driver is rarely wreckless.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3391 Mar 6, 2014
Did you see that movie about the hotdog?

It was an Oscar Wiener!
Grace Nerissa

Ireland

#3392 Mar 6, 2014
NotaGoth wrote:
Did you see that movie about the hotdog?
It was an Oscar Wiener!
Oscar Pistorious!:)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3393 Mar 9, 2014
Have you got bills to pay?

If you do, please give it back. He looks silly without hair

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3394 Mar 25, 2014
The boy who got electrocuted was unable to speak.
He was too shocked by the accident.

(Pardon the dark pun!)

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3395 Mar 25, 2014
A woman stood outside at her front porch and watched as her hot, shirtless neighbor mowed the lawn.

"Hey there, can you mow my lawn too?"

:)

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3398 Mar 26, 2014
The bald man had topay
a lot for his new wig.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3399 Mar 26, 2014
Need the ark for two of every animal?
I noah guy who can arrange that...

“Proud White Woman for life!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3400 Mar 26, 2014
If the Devil has to wear a hair piece,
there will be Hell toupee.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3401 Mar 26, 2014
Once Judge Ginsberg retires, you can be sure the Supreme Court will hand down decisions ruthlessly.

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