The Pun Game

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3357 Jan 7, 2014
Doesn't diplomatic mean a skin parasite that graduates?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3358 Jan 13, 2014
I ordered some sardines at a restaurant but the waiter brought me escargot.

When I told him that wasn't what I had asked for he apologized, saying his herring was bad.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3359 Jan 20, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
I ordered some sardines at a restaurant but the waiter brought me escargot.
When I told him that wasn't what I had asked for he apologized, saying his herring was bad.
LOL

I very so wish there were a "groan" icon.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3360 Jan 20, 2014
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
I very so wish there were a "groan" icon.
Or even an XXX icon for grown ups.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3361 Jan 27, 2014
What did the midget who was trying to control his temper say as he excused himself?

I don't wish to be short with you.
---

If someone is 7' 2" and is less than honest, what do you call the stories they tell?

Tall tales.
---

If there is someone who is 5' 0", someone 5' 8", and someone 6' 5", who would be most likely to be a witch or fortune teller?

The 5' 8" person, since they are a medium.

“Fairyland”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3363 Jan 31, 2014
The clever cat ate a bit of cheese
and waited for the mouse with baited breath ...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#3364 Jan 31, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
The clever cat ate a bit of cheese
and waited for the mouse with baited breath ...
LOL!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3365 Feb 2, 2014
A famous Hollywood actor/director would never have sex with his own adopted daughter....

Woody?
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#3366 Feb 2, 2014
Hoof Arted wrote:
A famous Hollywood actor/director would never have sex with his own adopted daughter....
Woody?
Do you mean,,that Asian kid,?,, was it Sue-she,,?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3367 Feb 2, 2014
The punks are tawny, Phil, in Pennsylvania.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3368 Feb 2, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
Do you mean,,that Asian kid,?,, was it Sue-she,,?
That's raw fish, ain't it?

:/
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#3369 Feb 2, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
The punks are tawny, Phil, in Pennsylvania.
Weather, you like it or not,it's here to stay.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#3370 Feb 2, 2014
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
That's raw fish, ain't it?
:/
The aroma and taste are similar.Ask the guy wiff the woody.

“Fairyland”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3372 Feb 8, 2014
The women were fighting about the colour
of the new wonder bra.

they eventually made friends, as
it was only 'A Storm in a D Cup'
Ozzie

Concord, CA

#3373 Feb 8, 2014
love is a feeling..

a childhood hour...

The clever cat ate a bit of cheese
and waited for the mouse with baited breath ...

idiots..

david.
Ozzie

Concord, CA

#3374 Feb 9, 2014


my sister is a reformed Mormon..

=
on a winter's day..

David
Billy

Jackson, MO

#3375 Feb 9, 2014
Mom asked, "Billy, did you give Sue her Valentines gift?"

"Yeah Mom and then she used the 'F' word on me?"

Mom gasps.

"Yep, said she only wanted to be friends."

**that's not really a pun, but it was fun.**
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#3376 Feb 9, 2014
I walked by a garage the other day and watched in horror as a mechanic was trying to choke a carburetor.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3377 Feb 9, 2014
When your daughter talks about the boy she's seeing, listen carefully.

"Just dating" sounds an awful lot like 'gestating'.

“Fairyland”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3378 Feb 9, 2014
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

>>

Nacho cheese ...

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