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“Proud White Woman for life!”

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#3357
Jan 7, 2014
 

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Doesn't diplomatic mean a skin parasite that graduates?

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Jan 13, 2014
 

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I ordered some sardines at a restaurant but the waiter brought me escargot.

When I told him that wasn't what I had asked for he apologized, saying his herring was bad.

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Uh Clem wrote:
I ordered some sardines at a restaurant but the waiter brought me escargot.
When I told him that wasn't what I had asked for he apologized, saying his herring was bad.
LOL

I very so wish there were a "groan" icon.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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LOL
I very so wish there were a "groan" icon.
Or even an XXX icon for grown ups.

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#3361
Jan 27, 2014
 
What did the midget who was trying to control his temper say as he excused himself?

I don't wish to be short with you.
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If someone is 7' 2" and is less than honest, what do you call the stories they tell?

Tall tales.
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If there is someone who is 5' 0", someone 5' 8", and someone 6' 5", who would be most likely to be a witch or fortune teller?

The 5' 8" person, since they are a medium.

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Jan 31, 2014
 

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The clever cat ate a bit of cheese
and waited for the mouse with baited breath ...

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Jan 31, 2014
 

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
The clever cat ate a bit of cheese
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LOL!

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A famous Hollywood actor/director would never have sex with his own adopted daughter....

Woody?
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#3366
Feb 2, 2014
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
A famous Hollywood actor/director would never have sex with his own adopted daughter....
Woody?
Do you mean,,that Asian kid,?,, was it Sue-she,,?

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#3367
Feb 2, 2014
 
The punks are tawny, Phil, in Pennsylvania.

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#3368
Feb 2, 2014
 
Parden Pard wrote:
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Do you mean,,that Asian kid,?,, was it Sue-she,,?
That's raw fish, ain't it?

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#3369
Feb 2, 2014
 
Uh Clem wrote:
The punks are tawny, Phil, in Pennsylvania.
Weather, you like it or not,it's here to stay.
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#3370
Feb 2, 2014
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
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That's raw fish, ain't it?
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The aroma and taste are similar.Ask the guy wiff the woody.

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#3372
Feb 8, 2014
 
The women were fighting about the colour
of the new wonder bra.

they eventually made friends, as
it was only 'A Storm in a D Cup'
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#3373
Feb 8, 2014
 

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love is a feeling..

a childhood hour...

The clever cat ate a bit of cheese
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idiots..

david.
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Feb 9, 2014
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch...

my sister is a reformed Mormon..

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on a winter's day..

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#3375
Feb 9, 2014
 
Mom asked, "Billy, did you give Sue her Valentines gift?"

"Yeah Mom and then she used the 'F' word on me?"

Mom gasps.

"Yep, said she only wanted to be friends."

**that's not really a pun, but it was fun.**
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#3376
Feb 9, 2014
 
I walked by a garage the other day and watched in horror as a mechanic was trying to choke a carburetor.

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#3377
Feb 9, 2014
 
When your daughter talks about the boy she's seeing, listen carefully.

"Just dating" sounds an awful lot like 'gestating'.

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Feb 9, 2014
 

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Nacho cheese ...

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