The Pun Game

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#3337 Dec 31, 2013
Amstel trying to come up with a pun about beer.

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#3338 Dec 31, 2013
My buddy lost electrical power yesterday evening but said they didn't have to sit in the dark because he had a case of Lite beer.

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#3339 Dec 31, 2013
The fruit farmer was plum happy since he pruned his orchard...

“Towards Spring”

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#3340 Dec 31, 2013
When my sister put in the wrong plug,
to the wrong socket ...
there was a blue flash and a bang,
she didn't give anymore info
as she was still shocked at the whole incident.

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#3341 Jan 1, 2014
A good artist knows where to draw the line.

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#3342 Jan 2, 2014
If a really good pun is the flagship of humor, then innuendo is the seamen all over it.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#3343 Jan 2, 2014
If someone tries to give you a snail, what should you do? I say give them a slug.

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#3344 Jan 2, 2014
Where there's a wheel there's a weigh....

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3345 Jan 2, 2014
If you must use Judge-Its to get your point across, icon understand.

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#3346 Jan 2, 2014
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

“Vintage 1949”

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lightly salted

#3347 Jan 2, 2014
The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified...

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#3348 Jan 2, 2014
Always be nice to proctologists. They will always get you in the end.

Oh, there was an Ob/Gyn who decided to go to mechanic's school. He passed the final exam with a grade of 150. He was like "150? I thought you could only score 100."

The instructor said, "Well, I give 50 points for being able to take an engine apart, and 50 points to put it back together and for it to run. But I gave you 50 more points because you did something I've never seen a student do before. You did everything through the exhaust pipe, using tools I've never seen used on an engine before!"

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#3349 Jan 2, 2014
If anyone out there needs help learning algebra, I'll fart in your book.

I'm a math tooter.

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#3350 Jan 3, 2014
The guy who sells boomerangs is trying for a comeback.

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#3351 Jan 3, 2014
A dyslexic ship Captain grounds the warship he walks on.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3352 Jan 4, 2014
Steakspeare: What jewels these morsels be.

[dialog from one episode of Rin Tin Tin]

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#3353 Jan 4, 2014
What's black and white and does corny wordplay?

A punguin.

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#3354 Jan 5, 2014
Two brothers are writing scary stories.
One of them is a ghost writer.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3355 Jan 5, 2014
Not knowing anything about selling fried chicken, I would probably start out by just winging it.

“Towards Spring”

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#3356 Jan 7, 2014
The reason Ambassadors so seldom get the flu..is..
because they have diplomatic immunity!

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