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When a pun matures, it's fully groan...

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When building a tavern bar, it is important to evaluate your stool samples carefully.

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Vegetarians are just trying to make meats end.

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Breast augmentation: silly cone implants

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Uh Clem wrote:
When building a tavern bar, it is important to evaluate your stool samples carefully.
Reminds me of the icky one about the pickup line in a gay bar. "You mind if I push in your stool?"

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Here about the Lady Gaga impersonator getting arrested for assault? She was doing Poke-her Face.

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Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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Would a young girl in a tribe be called a little miss chief?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What do you give a person with water on the brain?

>> A tap on the head.

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But officer, that sign says this spot is "fine for parking."

If some lady criticized my apartment, I would knock her flat.

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Sign on door of whorehouse backroom where the girls get ready:

"You can't come in here"

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Dec 4, 2013
 
The store owner keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I wanted was a one night stand...

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The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it closed.

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#3311
Dec 12, 2013
 
When Cool Hand Luke escaped from the chain gang, he hid under water to evade the hounds.

Basically, he was gasping at straws.

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Dec 13, 2013
 
The police down in the Louisiana bayou have unveiled their latest technology to patrol the swamps:

Row Boat Cop.

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Is Barns and No Bulls still in business? Been looking for a book on dairy farming.

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Dec 16, 2013
 
Uh Clem wrote:
Is Barns and No Bulls still in business? Been looking for a book on dairy farming.
LOL.

I would still like to have a "groan" icon.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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LOL.
I would still like to have a "groan" icon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Dec 16, 2013
 
I was listening to Prof Stephen Hawking
giving a lecture about outer space,

But am afraid 'twas
all a bit above my head!

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