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#3297 Nov 7, 2013
When a pun matures, it's fully groan...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3298 Nov 7, 2013
When building a tavern bar, it is important to evaluate your stool samples carefully.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3299 Nov 15, 2013
Vegetarians are just trying to make meats end.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3300 Nov 27, 2013
Breast augmentation: silly cone implants

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3301 Nov 27, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
When building a tavern bar, it is important to evaluate your stool samples carefully.
Reminds me of the icky one about the pickup line in a gay bar. "You mind if I push in your stool?"

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3302 Nov 27, 2013
Here about the Lady Gaga impersonator getting arrested for assault? She was doing Poke-her Face.

“Hey, it's an arctic fox”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3303 Nov 27, 2013
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

“Hey, it's an arctic fox”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3304 Nov 30, 2013
Would a young girl in a tribe be called a little miss chief?

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#3305 Dec 2, 2013
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3306 Dec 4, 2013
What do you give a person with water on the brain?

>> A tap on the head.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3307 Dec 4, 2013
But officer, that sign says this spot is "fine for parking."

If some lady criticized my apartment, I would knock her flat.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3308 Dec 4, 2013
Sign on door of whorehouse backroom where the girls get ready:

"You can't come in here"

“Hey, it's an arctic fox”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3309 Dec 4, 2013
The store owner keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I wanted was a one night stand...

“Stop libel and bullying.”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3310 Dec 5, 2013
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it closed.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3311 Dec 12, 2013
When Cool Hand Luke escaped from the chain gang, he hid under water to evade the hounds.

Basically, he was gasping at straws.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3312 Dec 13, 2013
The police down in the Louisiana bayou have unveiled their latest technology to patrol the swamps:

Row Boat Cop.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3313 Dec 16, 2013
Is Barns and No Bulls still in business? Been looking for a book on dairy farming.

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#3314 Dec 16, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Is Barns and No Bulls still in business? Been looking for a book on dairy farming.
LOL.

I would still like to have a "groan" icon.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3315 Dec 16, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL.
I would still like to have a "groan" icon.
Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#3316 Dec 16, 2013
I was listening to Prof Stephen Hawking
giving a lecture about outer space,

But am afraid 'twas
all a bit above my head!

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