The Pun Game

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#3277 Oct 18, 2013
I'm conscious of taking regular exercise,
therefore, whenever I see an elevator,
I take steps to avoid them.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3278 Oct 19, 2013
In the event of a government breakdown, and I have to quickly hide, I have a big pop art painting on my wall that hides a secret panic room.

I call it my handy war hole.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3279 Oct 19, 2013
People should learn to be happy in the State they are in.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3280 Oct 19, 2013
Missouri loves company.........

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Since: Oct 08

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#3281 Oct 19, 2013
Don't get into a fight with the bomb inventor; he might blow on ya!

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3282 Oct 23, 2013
Let's put grease on the map.

:)

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3283 Oct 23, 2013
A cannibal eats a missionary and gets a taste of religion.

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Since: Dec 10

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#3284 Oct 24, 2013
My wife wants me to stay off the internet for a couple of days, saying it might cure me from making annoying puns all the time.

I can't see how that woodwork....

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Since: Dec 10

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#3285 Oct 24, 2013
I'm starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3286 Nov 2, 2013
A famous pop singer just got a
great bargain - bought a castle
for a song.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3287 Nov 3, 2013
I often feel Id like to write a book
about my childhood -

think it would be a novel idea:)

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Since: Dec 10

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#3288 Nov 3, 2013
I've been trying, I really have, but I'm not able to finish writing my autobiography.

That's the story of my life.

:/

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Since: Oct 08

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#3289 Nov 4, 2013
I tried to make a story about my lawn; the plot thickened.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3290 Nov 4, 2013
Pigs don't have friends... they have pen pals.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3291 Nov 5, 2013
He threw the butter out the window to see butterfly...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3292 Nov 5, 2013
Elliott was always punctual when meeting his Untouchables. They were sticklers for timely Ness.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3293 Nov 5, 2013
when I set out to open an ice cream parlor, I had no idea it was going to be a rocky road.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3294 Nov 5, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Pigs don't have friends... they have pen pals.
Junkies have pin pals.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3295 Nov 6, 2013
Masks have no face value!

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3296 Nov 6, 2013
The computer store has a routine disk-count.

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