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#3257 Oct 6, 2013
My wife says that sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3258 Oct 6, 2013
I just bought a new sports car that's made from pure sugar. It's pretty sweet.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#3259 Oct 6, 2013
I just got a used car that was made using a lot of citric acid and fruit pulp. It turned out to be a real lemon.

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#3260 Oct 7, 2013
What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You might think it's "Arrr" but nay, matey. A pirate's first love be the "C."

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#3261 Oct 7, 2013

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#3262 Oct 8, 2013
While serving in the war, the artist-turned-military officer kept on drawing fire.

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#3263 Oct 9, 2013
What do you call an atheist?

Godfrey....

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#3264 Oct 9, 2013
Bad colors and lights get sentenced to prism.

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#3265 Oct 9, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Bad colors and lights get sentenced to prism.
If you break the prism, do all the prismers escape?
snickers

Richmond, VA

#3266 Oct 9, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
What do you call an atheist?
Godfrey....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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#3267 Oct 9, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
If you break the prism, do all the prismers escape?
Well if you give them acne cream, they won't break out...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3268 Oct 9, 2013
Miley Cyrus's habit of chewing and swallowing wads of Double Bubble is being blamed for gumming up the twerks.

“Towards Spring”

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#3269 Oct 9, 2013
People who choose cremation over traditional burial shows that they are thinking outside the box.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#3270 Oct 9, 2013
I wonder if the word "can" to mean a toilet comes from metal prison toilets. The "can" is literally a stainless steel can.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3271 Oct 11, 2013
It was a sad day when the TV series Trigonometric Mysteries Theater sined off for the last time.

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#3272 Oct 12, 2013
Ballet dancers are really kept on their toes!

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#3273 Oct 13, 2013
If I could take the singing group Abba out to lunch I would, my friend, for Nandos.

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#3274 Oct 14, 2013
I'm gonna take my car (instead of my bike) to the party because I don't want to handle bars.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3275 Oct 18, 2013
My uncle Morty, the tailor, got booed off the stage on open mike night at the comedy club last week.

Now he's working on some new material.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3276 Oct 18, 2013
While Noah was building his arc, he reportedly kept humming 'May the circle be unbroken, be unbroken by and by.'. And it was.

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