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#3237 Sep 26, 2013
Tommy tried fastening a seat-belt but he didn't know how

....then, it clicked.

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#3238 Sep 26, 2013
We said, "Put your shoes on or argyle sock you."

Anyone seen Grace? Said to meet her here.

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#3239 Sep 27, 2013
Watching the news yesterday my wife asked what crabs had to do with the earthquake in Pakistan.

"No, hon," I said. "It's 'crushed Asians.'"

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#3240 Sep 27, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
We said, "Put your shoes on or argyle sock you."
Anyone seen Grace? Said to meet her here.
lol

Present & correct, Sir.

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put plugs in electric sockets...

no matter WATT anyone thinks:)"

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#3241 Sep 27, 2013
A speaker at a weaponry convention had to rifle through his notes.

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#3242 Sep 28, 2013
Wandering through the joke shop yesterday I noticed a new section with Star Wars themed jokes.

The owner said the Wookie Cushion is a top seller.

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#3243 Sep 28, 2013
When shooting scenes for the movie Electric Horseman, the director kept having to tell the absent-minded Redford to keep his pants on.

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#3244 Sep 30, 2013
My keyboard must be pregnant

It is skipping periods

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#3245 Sep 30, 2013
Tommy quit gymnastics because he was tired of hanging around...

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#3246 Sep 30, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
Tommy quit gymnastics because he was tired of hanging around...
Did the instructor flip? Was there anyone there named Matt?

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#3247 Oct 1, 2013
Hear about the burglar who steals eyeglasses and contact lenses? He's robbing everyone blind.

“DON'T FORGET YO FLU SHOT”

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#3248 Oct 1, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Hear about the burglar who steals eyeglasses and contact lenses? He's robbing everyone blind.
Clean but cute, made me think for a minute.

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#3249 Oct 1, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Did the instructor flip? Was there anyone there named Matt?
Yeah, he freaked, but once he calmed down, the weight lifted off his shoulders.

Also, Matt decided he was going to work in the mattress store instead, so he decided to sleep on it!

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#3250 Oct 2, 2013
The fisherman didn't want to rock the boat with the news of his wife's pregnancy.

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#3251 Oct 2, 2013
Once I thought about starting a poultry farm, but then I chickened-out.

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#3252 Oct 2, 2013
I heard a kid got thrown out of school for using poultry-related terms. When he asked why, he was shown the passage in the school handbook on fowl language.

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#3253 Oct 3, 2013
When you serve a lawyer a drink at the tavern, give him just-ice!

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#3254 Oct 3, 2013
We all know the difference between the Supreme Court and Antarctica. One is justice and the other is just ice.

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#3255 Oct 3, 2013
Did you hear about the theft in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels!

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#3256 Oct 5, 2013
Math puns are the first sine of madness!

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