The Pun Game

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#3217 Sep 18, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Every hear about the drag queen with combat experience?
He was a decorated man.
When two egotists meet

you can be sure it'll be

'an I for an I'

:)

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3218 Sep 18, 2013
I was shocked at the estimate for repairing my plaster walls. When I asked the contractor for an explanation of the cost he only said 'Lathe, clown, lathe."

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Since: Oct 08

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#3219 Sep 18, 2013
I try to fit into super tight jeans, but I can't pull it off.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#3220 Sep 18, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
I try to fit into super tight jeans, but I can't pull it off.
Had a similar problem...was in the changing room moaning and bitching when to my surprise the manager screamed out "Will ya just f***ing zip it!!"

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#3221 Sep 18, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Had a similar problem...was in the changing room moaning and bitching when to my surprise the manager screamed out "Will ya just f***ing zip it!!"
Sew you didn't want to hurt a fly? I guess it's in your jeans, then.

:)

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3222 Sep 19, 2013
The local barber is very popular,
there is always a long queue,
but I go there early, and
that gives me a head start!

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3223 Sep 19, 2013
I got me some food color to add to what I eat so I can shed a few pounds. They say you can lose weight if you dye it.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3224 Sep 19, 2013
Hear about the controversy at the orchestra? Some guy switched from playing an alto saxophone to a baritone saxophone in the middle of a song. Imagine that, having a sax change in the middle of a song!

But then I didn't go. I find that symphonies are too full of sax and violins for my taste.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3225 Sep 19, 2013
Here is one that I just found in the chat of an online game that I thought was cute:

"Dear Math, I'm tired Of finding your x, accept the Fact that she's gone! Move on Dude."

Yes, Algebra does tend to have bad luck in the romantic department, since there are so many x's and n's to find.

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Since: Dec 10

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#3226 Sep 19, 2013
An African-American lady named Betty went into a restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"

And the waitress replied "Nooo black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

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Since: Oct 08

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#3227 Sep 19, 2013
After a huge war ensued in the science ward, I guess it's history now.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3228 Sep 19, 2013
Would a stabbing in a sewer in front of witnesses be an open and sh*t case?

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Since: Dec 10

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#3229 Sep 20, 2013
Frogs wear open toad sandals.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3230 Sep 20, 2013
'What did Robin say to Batman..
when he nearly got hit at the archery contest?

>>

"That was an arrow escape!"

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Since: Oct 08

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#3231 Sep 22, 2013
I never thought Tom stole things from his job as the road worker, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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#3232 Sep 22, 2013
A calendar is for the week minded.

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#3233 Sep 24, 2013
Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3234 Sep 25, 2013
The mob's hit men are good at subtraction.

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#3235 Sep 25, 2013
The grocery store has a sale on this week: 2pac's of Eminem's for 50 Cent.

That's Ludacris!

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#3236 Sep 25, 2013
The magician got so pissed off that he pulled his hare out of his hat....

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