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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3196 Sep 5, 2013
The preceding post has been rated PG.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3197 Sep 5, 2013
The optimistic soprano always left her friends on a high note.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3198 Sep 5, 2013
Jokes about dyslexia are grown.
Level 5

Since: Dec 11

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#3199 Sep 5, 2013
Stinks like poo poo.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#3200 Sep 6, 2013
Miley Cyrus : twerk wench
Level 5

Since: Dec 11

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#3201 Sep 6, 2013
Fun pun hun

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3202 Sep 7, 2013
There's a new store opening at the local mall. It's specializes in exotic water fowl.

It's called Victoria's Egret.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3203 Sep 7, 2013
The local mall has no Cinnabon, which is apparently what makes it lo-cal.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3204 Sep 7, 2013
There was a shooting at Walmart today.
There were many Casual Tee's.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3206 Sep 12, 2013
Hear about the intoxicated mathematician getting arrested? He got charged with drunk deriving.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3207 Sep 13, 2013
I think my aunt's a Catholic.

She just can't get enough cats.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3208 Sep 13, 2013
He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3209 Sep 13, 2013
A new grocery store opened,
I didn't get any feedback on it ..yet.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3210 Sep 14, 2013
I'm very picky when it comes to a hairdresser; so a strange one won't cut it.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3211 Sep 15, 2013
I've signed up to receive daily e-mails of poetry.

I'm getting verse by the day.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#3212 Sep 15, 2013
My head of hair and I are parting company.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3213 Sep 15, 2013
The baker kneaded the dough.

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3214 Sep 17, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
The baker kneaded the dough.
I ate so much of the big vegetarian pizza,
I hadn't mushroom for dessert!

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#3215 Sep 17, 2013
I know this girl named Penny. She's so poor she don't have a cent to her name.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3216 Sep 18, 2013
Every hear about the drag queen with combat experience?

He was a decorated man.

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