The Pun Game

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A judge was going to sentence a Satanist, but ended up saying to Hell with it.

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The man with eyeglasses made a spectacle out of himself.

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The man with eyeglasses made a spectacle out of himself.
Or the optician who backed into a lens grinder.

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No Way! LOL

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Lorena Bobbitt turned her own name into a pun.

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Lorena Bobbitt turned her own name into a pun.
Yes, she bobbed it off. I hear John isn't as much a dick anymore.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
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Yes, she bobbed it off. I hear John isn't as much a dick anymore.
Half the man he used to be. Lol

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What would a doctor say if a bleeding patient refused stitches?

Suture self.

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Hear about the nurse falling in love with the doctor during surgery?

He cauterize.

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The duck told the stripper that he wanted to put it in his bill.

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Imagine entering a pun contest with 10 submissions to see which one would win....no pun in ten did?

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Aw c'mon where did the rest of you go...fine, I'm going to be discussing global warming then, it's quite the heated topic!

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Working as a bricklayer's helper is a hod job.

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My buddy, Jim Wright, told me he had a bad case of diarrhea.

I couldn't help but think "Sometimes this Wright shits itself."

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Ever go to Visine's place on the web? It is a site for sore eyes.

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Give me twelve good reasons
why you believe

"Cheaper by the Dozen"

is one of the best movies ever.

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The past, present, and future stood silently, face to face. It was a tense situation.

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If you're fishing for compliments it's best to use allure.

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Should I sue ExLax for defecation of character?

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I told my husband I suspected the dog had fleas..

but he just brushed it off.

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On my planet, I made some Purple people mauve out. They were plum too loud and the cops were called because they kept getting violet with each other.

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