The Pun Game

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3173 Aug 23, 2013
A judge was going to sentence a Satanist, but ended up saying to Hell with it.

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Since: Oct 08

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#3174 Aug 23, 2013
The man with eyeglasses made a spectacle out of himself.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3175 Aug 23, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
The man with eyeglasses made a spectacle out of himself.
Or the optician who backed into a lens grinder.

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#3176 Aug 24, 2013
Lorena Bobbitt turned her own name into a pun.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3177 Aug 24, 2013
ShirleyUjest wrote:
Lorena Bobbitt turned her own name into a pun.
Yes, she bobbed it off. I hear John isn't as much a dick anymore.

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#3178 Aug 24, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, she bobbed it off. I hear John isn't as much a dick anymore.
Half the man he used to be. Lol

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3179 Aug 24, 2013
What would a doctor say if a bleeding patient refused stitches?

Suture self.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3180 Aug 24, 2013
Hear about the nurse falling in love with the doctor during surgery?

He cauterize.

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Since: Oct 08

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#3181 Aug 24, 2013
The duck told the stripper that he wanted to put it in his bill.

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Since: Oct 08

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#3184 Aug 27, 2013
Imagine entering a pun contest with 10 submissions to see which one would win....no pun in ten did?

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Since: Oct 08

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#3186 Aug 31, 2013
Aw c'mon where did the rest of you go...fine, I'm going to be discussing global warming then, it's quite the heated topic!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3187 Sep 3, 2013
Working as a bricklayer's helper is a hod job.

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Since: Dec 10

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#3188 Sep 3, 2013
My buddy, Jim Wright, told me he had a bad case of diarrhea.

I couldn't help but think "Sometimes this Wright shits itself."

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3189 Sep 3, 2013
Ever go to Visine's place on the web? It is a site for sore eyes.

“Here & Now”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

‘

#3190 Sep 4, 2013
Give me twelve good reasons
why you believe

"Cheaper by the Dozen"

is one of the best movies ever.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3191 Sep 4, 2013
The past, present, and future stood silently, face to face. It was a tense situation.

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Since: Dec 10

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#3192 Sep 4, 2013
If you're fishing for compliments it's best to use allure.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3193 Sep 4, 2013
Should I sue ExLax for defecation of character?

“Here & Now”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

‘

#3194 Sep 5, 2013
I told my husband I suspected the dog had fleas..

but he just brushed it off.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#3195 Sep 5, 2013
On my planet, I made some Purple people mauve out. They were plum too loud and the cops were called because they kept getting violet with each other.

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