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Aug 20, 2013
 

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Advertisers attempt gay-themed vacuum cleaner ads. The sales are reported to still suck.

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#3153
Aug 20, 2013
 
A fight ensued in a candy store; two suckers got licked in the process.

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Arcadia, LA.

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#3154
Aug 20, 2013
 
LoL.

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There was a fight at a reception at a new tool and die factory, and several people got punched.

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I once did a catering job under the table.

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What is this again? The what game?

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Sometimes it Israeli hard to come up with something.

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#3159
Aug 20, 2013
 
Trying to make gloves is truly a hands-on experience.

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He can drink all he wants!

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#3160
Aug 20, 2013
 
Gonorrhea is nothing to clap about.

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There was an electrocution. The police have no leads...

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No Way! LOL

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Once had a job at an orange juice factory but got canned. The boss kept putting the squeeze on me. I could feel him peeling my clothes with his eyes. Made my skin crawl. Couldn't concentrate with his frozen pulpy stares at my navel area.
Asked to be moved to another section. The seedy little squirts that worked there were just as rotten. Put a strain on me.
I moved to Valencia. Got a job at a tomato factory. Things are better.
I'm finally starting to ketchup.

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Someone broke into the police department and stole a toilet. Police have nothing to go on.
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Aug 21, 2013
 

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When I go to my Shrink,I take off my clothes.She sees me nuts.!

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I know the famous HANGING GARDENS are
one of the great wonders..
But they DO seem to Babylon about them(:

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Aug 21, 2013
 

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The earliest stone tools had many problems; but they were ironed out.

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Aug 22, 2013
 

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People are making jokes about
The Apocalypse..

like there's no tomorrow!

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There was a rampage at a flour mill. Police are still trying to sift through the evidence.

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Wouldn't it be Hail if it rained cats and dogs?

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A dishonest scientist said he was working with sodium hydroxide. We know that is just a lye.

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While the experienced carpenter nailed it, the new guy screwed it over.

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