The Pun Game

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3152 Aug 20, 2013
Advertisers attempt gay-themed vacuum cleaner ads. The sales are reported to still suck.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3153 Aug 20, 2013
A fight ensued in a candy store; two suckers got licked in the process.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#3154 Aug 20, 2013
LoL.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3155 Aug 20, 2013
There was a fight at a reception at a new tool and die factory, and several people got punched.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3156 Aug 20, 2013
I once did a catering job under the table.

Blue_Eye_Gemini
Level 6

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#3157 Aug 20, 2013
What is this again? The what game?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3158 Aug 20, 2013
Sometimes it Israeli hard to come up with something.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3159 Aug 20, 2013
Trying to make gloves is truly a hands-on experience.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#3160 Aug 20, 2013
Gonorrhea is nothing to clap about.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3161 Aug 20, 2013
There was an electrocution. The police have no leads...

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#3162 Aug 20, 2013
Once had a job at an orange juice factory but got canned. The boss kept putting the squeeze on me. I could feel him peeling my clothes with his eyes. Made my skin crawl. Couldn't concentrate with his frozen pulpy stares at my navel area.
Asked to be moved to another section. The seedy little squirts that worked there were just as rotten. Put a strain on me.
I moved to Valencia. Got a job at a tomato factory. Things are better.
I'm finally starting to ketchup.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3163 Aug 21, 2013
Someone broke into the police department and stole a toilet. Police have nothing to go on.
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#3164 Aug 21, 2013
When I go to my Shrink,I take off my clothes.She sees me nuts.!

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3166 Aug 21, 2013
I know the famous HANGING GARDENS are
one of the great wonders..
But they DO seem to Babylon about them(:

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3167 Aug 21, 2013
The earliest stone tools had many problems; but they were ironed out.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3168 Aug 22, 2013
People are making jokes about
The Apocalypse..

like there's no tomorrow!

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3169 Aug 22, 2013
There was a rampage at a flour mill. Police are still trying to sift through the evidence.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#3170 Aug 22, 2013
Wouldn't it be Hail if it rained cats and dogs?

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3171 Aug 23, 2013
A dishonest scientist said he was working with sodium hydroxide. We know that is just a lye.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3172 Aug 23, 2013
While the experienced carpenter nailed it, the new guy screwed it over.

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