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ALPHA KENNY BODY.

Now say it real fast.

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The big picnic wasn't spoiled by the lightning storm
and inclement weather-
It just added to the atmosphere!

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It was a bad day at the airport when Alan Wakbar's friend was frantically trying to locate him to give him back his backpack.

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#3135
Aug 1, 2013
 
When the man told me he lost my water cooker, his story didn't hold water.

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#3136
Aug 7, 2013
 
Web site design goes smoother when everyone is on the same page.

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#3137
Aug 9, 2013
 
A pun is its own reword.

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I left my clothes on the beach while
I went swimming, unfortunately, someone stole
my panties.

The cops are now making a brief inquiry

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I love oxymorons, but you have to be stupidly smart to come up with real good ones.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
I love oxymorons, but you have to be stupidly smart to come up with real good ones.
Lol

Some people don't understand them

So ..become clearly confused(:

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#3141
Aug 10, 2013
 
I tried to write a story about the pond, but it didn't hold much water...

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#3142
Aug 13, 2013
 
There was once a sad dentist...he looked a little down in the mouth.

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If a graceful woman lost her watch, would she be a timeless beauty?

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Have you heard? There's a trashy novel out about a promiscuous garbage hauler.

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Uh Clem wrote:
Web site design goes smoother when everyone is on the same page.
That's not true, however, when we're talking about Congressional pages.

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Saw a sad horse once and said, "Hey pal, why the long face?"

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Astronauts aren't very social; they like their space.

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It just a-curd to me that tofu is overrated.

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Someone walked off the job at a sewage treatment plant. They said they were sick of all the s***.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
Someone walked off the job at a sewage treatment plant. They said they were sick of all the s***.
Guffaw!

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#3151
Aug 20, 2013
 
Some toddler swallowed some coins and went to the hospital. Doctors report no change.

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