The Pun Game

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#3132 Aug 1, 2013
ALPHA KENNY BODY.

Now say it real fast.

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#3133 Aug 1, 2013
The big picnic wasn't spoiled by the lightning storm
and inclement weather-
It just added to the atmosphere!

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#3134 Aug 1, 2013
It was a bad day at the airport when Alan Wakbar's friend was frantically trying to locate him to give him back his backpack.

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#3135 Aug 1, 2013
When the man told me he lost my water cooker, his story didn't hold water.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3136 Aug 7, 2013
Web site design goes smoother when everyone is on the same page.

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#3137 Aug 9, 2013
A pun is its own reword.

“Towards Spring”

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#3138 Aug 9, 2013
I left my clothes on the beach while
I went swimming, unfortunately, someone stole
my panties.

The cops are now making a brief inquiry

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#3139 Aug 10, 2013
I love oxymorons, but you have to be stupidly smart to come up with real good ones.

“Towards Spring”

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#3140 Aug 10, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I love oxymorons, but you have to be stupidly smart to come up with real good ones.
Lol

Some people don't understand them

So ..become clearly confused(:

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#3141 Aug 10, 2013
I tried to write a story about the pond, but it didn't hold much water...

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#3142 Aug 13, 2013
There was once a sad dentist...he looked a little down in the mouth.

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#3143 Aug 13, 2013
If a graceful woman lost her watch, would she be a timeless beauty?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3144 Aug 13, 2013
Have you heard? There's a trashy novel out about a promiscuous garbage hauler.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3145 Aug 13, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Web site design goes smoother when everyone is on the same page.
That's not true, however, when we're talking about Congressional pages.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#3146 Aug 13, 2013
Saw a sad horse once and said, "Hey pal, why the long face?"

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#3147 Aug 14, 2013
Astronauts aren't very social; they like their space.

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#3148 Aug 19, 2013
It just a-curd to me that tofu is overrated.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#3149 Aug 19, 2013
Someone walked off the job at a sewage treatment plant. They said they were sick of all the s***.

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Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#3150 Aug 19, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Someone walked off the job at a sewage treatment plant. They said they were sick of all the s***.
Guffaw!

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#3151 Aug 20, 2013
Some toddler swallowed some coins and went to the hospital. Doctors report no change.

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