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#3112 Jul 3, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Like the larcenist on trial asking to take the stand? The judge said he might as well, since by the looks of the docket, he had already taken nearly everything else.

So don't worry about people suffering kleptomania, since they are already taking something for that condition.

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#3113 Jul 3, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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LOL.
Yeah..
But I wonder if this is the right PLAICE..to tell em(:
Some people think fish puns are
just a load of CARP(:
I always love a good pun shark. So I will let you FINish the tail.

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#3114 Jul 3, 2013
The man never went hunting, but decided to give it a shot.

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#3115 Jul 3, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I always love a good pun shark. So I will let you FINish the tail.
I sea what you did there.

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#3116 Jul 3, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I always love a good pun shark. So I will let you FINish the tail.
You are a WEEVER of words indeed!

I can tel you I
put a lotta MUSSEL into thinking out
a good fish pun..

THO' some might have a look,
and quickly move on...

simply thinking -


'POLLOCKS'!!

(:

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#3117 Jul 5, 2013
Hey, did you guys hear about the awesome new pinata? It's a huge hit!

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#3118 Jul 5, 2013
The breadman has a rye sense of humor.

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#3119 Jul 5, 2013
Anyone else wonder what genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for "three teeth" would be a good name for a sugarless gum?

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#3120 Jul 5, 2013
What does a pickle relish?

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#3121 Jul 5, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
What does a pickle relish?
Not sure, but a pickle is sure dill-icious!

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#3122 Jul 6, 2013
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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#3123 Jul 6, 2013
Dill with it.

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#3124 Jul 6, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Physic hotline. I knew you would call :)

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#3125 Jul 11, 2013
Sailors like to seas opportunities!

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#3126 Jul 12, 2013
Some of those puns are award weiners.

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#3127 Jul 13, 2013
Working on an oil rig is a boring job.

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#3128 Jul 24, 2013
Sometimes, the CEO's of oil-based companies use very crude language.

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#3129 Jul 25, 2013
Subdued: A guy that works on submarines.

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#3130 Jul 31, 2013
I wrote a novel about my garden; it didn't have a huge plot.

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#3131 Jul 31, 2013
To spot a glacier, you need good ice sight.

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