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“Proud White Woman for life!”

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#3112
Jul 3, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Like the larcenist on trial asking to take the stand? The judge said he might as well, since by the looks of the docket, he had already taken nearly everything else.

So don't worry about people suffering kleptomania, since they are already taking something for that condition.

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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LOL.
Yeah..
But I wonder if this is the right PLAICE..to tell em(:
Some people think fish puns are
just a load of CARP(:
I always love a good pun shark. So I will let you FINish the tail.

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#3114
Jul 3, 2013
 
The man never went hunting, but decided to give it a shot.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
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I always love a good pun shark. So I will let you FINish the tail.
I sea what you did there.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
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I always love a good pun shark. So I will let you FINish the tail.
You are a WEEVER of words indeed!

I can tel you I
put a lotta MUSSEL into thinking out
a good fish pun..

THO' some might have a look,
and quickly move on...

simply thinking -


'POLLOCKS'!!

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Hey, did you guys hear about the awesome new pinata? It's a huge hit!

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The breadman has a rye sense of humor.

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Anyone else wonder what genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for "three teeth" would be a good name for a sugarless gum?

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What does a pickle relish?

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Uh Clem wrote:
What does a pickle relish?
Not sure, but a pickle is sure dill-icious!

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Dill with it.

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Jul 6, 2013
 
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Physic hotline. I knew you would call :)

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#3125
Jul 11, 2013
 
Sailors like to seas opportunities!

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#3126
Jul 12, 2013
 
Some of those puns are award weiners.

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#3127
Jul 13, 2013
 
Working on an oil rig is a boring job.

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#3128
Jul 24, 2013
 
Sometimes, the CEO's of oil-based companies use very crude language.

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Subdued: A guy that works on submarines.

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I wrote a novel about my garden; it didn't have a huge plot.

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To spot a glacier, you need good ice sight.

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