The Pun Game

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3092 May 26, 2013
A Romulan tried to sell me a fake cloaking device but I saw right through his scam.

“Towards Spring”

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#3093 Jun 3, 2013
When you start running a marathon,
it's not easy at first,
but you get used to it
in the long run!!!

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Since: Dec 10

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#3094 Jun 3, 2013
Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6 dress.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3095 Jun 23, 2013
These peppers are so good I think I'll habanera one.

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#3096 Jun 23, 2013
Thread respawned.

Thanks shallot.

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Since: Oct 08

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#3097 Jun 23, 2013
A man made a movie based on his hair. It was a short clip.

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#3098 Jun 23, 2013
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?

MINI-SODA.

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Since: Oct 08

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#3099 Jun 24, 2013
The smog advisory lifted where?

In Los Angeles, U C L A...

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Since: Dec 10

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#3100 Jun 24, 2013
What do bull fighters do?

Avoidable.

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Since: Jun 11

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#3101 Jun 24, 2013
Something is fishy here.
So many puns
Sheesh, it's giving me a haddock.

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#3102 Jun 24, 2013
My wife called me from the grocery store this morning and asked "Can you come pick me up? Oh, and please bring some clean pants because I've had a little accident."

It turned out that the pants were for me, because I shit myself when I saw our car parked in the produce section.

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#3103 Jun 24, 2013
Oops! Wrong place and didn't intend that for here. Too late now.....

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3104 Jun 24, 2013
JessicaAtriedes wrote:
Something is fishy here.
So many puns
Sheesh, it's giving me a haddock.
Whale, I like telling fish puns just for the halibut, even if I flounder around.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3105 Jun 26, 2013
Franchot, how dare you use that Tone with me!?!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3106 Jun 26, 2013
Disguise

Disguise not da guy youse is lookin' for!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3107 Jun 26, 2013
Decorum

To properly prepare apples for your Waldorf salad you must decorum.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3108 Jun 29, 2013
The editor handed him a difficult assignment but the intrepid reporter prose to the occasion.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3109 Jul 2, 2013
Do UFO pilots keep a complete set of alien wrenches in their toolboxes?

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#3110 Jul 3, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Whale, I like telling fish puns just for the halibut, even if I flounder around.
LOL.

Yeah..
But I wonder if this is the right PLAICE..to tell em(:

Some people think fish puns are
just a load of CARP(:

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#3111 Jul 3, 2013
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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