The Pun Game

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3072 May 9, 2013
Hear about the expert at making fishing lures who also had a porn addiction?

He was a master baiter.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3073 May 9, 2013
Dr. Rush, the pediatrician, was known as a man to have little patients.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3074 May 10, 2013
"What," the judge asked, "were you doing when the cops caught you in the store after it closed?"

"I'm a locksmith," the defendant replied, "and I was making a bolt for the door."

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3075 May 10, 2013
A lawyer turned into a cook, and so he became a sue-chef.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3076 May 11, 2013
How Long is a Chinese name.

Since: Feb 13

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#3077 May 11, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
How Long is a Chinese name.
He has a gay friend called Tu Kan Chu

“a man chooses, a slave obeys.”

Level 2

Since: May 13

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#3078 May 11, 2013
First man: "we found the victim with semen in her ear."
Second man: "well looks like she..." (Puts glasses on) "heard it cumming"
YEAHHHHHHHHHH

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#3079 May 11, 2013
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3080 May 11, 2013
A fisherman avoids telling lies, but sometimes they get their lines tangled.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3081 May 12, 2013
If you take the 'g' out of gayness you get what gay people want.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3082 May 16, 2013
I thought it was a wind up
when the thieves stole my grand-father clock

I think it's time to got a new one.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3083 May 17, 2013
How does one identify a quack doctor?
I suppose if it quacks like a duck...
I thought I'd make another wise quack.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3084 May 17, 2013
Fictional pun:

Today, I saw a nice looking lad walking through the door and he winked at me. I was also walking through the same door and the door knob hit on me.

I guess you could say that I was literally hit on.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3085 May 17, 2013
Menstruation jokes should absolutely be avoided, period. But if others ignore this bit of etiquette, all I can say is go with the flow. Hey, it's just a bloody joke!

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3086 May 18, 2013
The theories about poverty and crime also apply to computers. Poor computers tend to get locked up a lot.

The jury is out about what gender computers are. Maybe it is a man, at least malfunctioning ones are. Hey, they smoke, they get locked up, and crash because they won't stop for directions.

Then again, maybe computers are girls. They usually lock up just one week out of the month, they are moody, and most guys these days can't live without them (or with them for that matter). Guys tend to buy nice things for their PCs, and computers always got so much to say. Their software gets so bloated, and they just sit there.

Then some wonder about the orientation of their PCs. Like what if you find another computer with the same plugs and all on top of yours? What do you do when you keep changing the screen saver, only to find it keeps reverting back to a rainbow flag? And what if the computer acts queenish and dramatic? I'm supposed to put WHAT in the drive? Oh, a disk, never mind.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3087 May 18, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I thought it was a wind up
when the thieves stole my grand-father clock
I think it's time to got a new one.
If a baseball pitcher has control problems, there is no telling where the ball will wind up after he has completed his wind up.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3088 May 19, 2013
Running around your yard for
thousands of miles would be quite a feet.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3089 May 19, 2013
If a fat politician were to go to Burger King, one might observe a whopper who often tells whoppers ordering a Whopper.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#3090 May 26, 2013
I read a book about anti-gravity.
It was such a wonderful read that
I didn't want to put it down.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3091 May 26, 2013
I did a little light reading today about Edison inventing the incandescent lamp.

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