The Pun Game

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3050 Apr 11, 2013
I told my baker personally
to stop HORSING about with
my order..

'Keep it easy & simple'[I said]

'and remember'.......



'I just like thorough-breads'

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3051 Apr 11, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I told my baker personally
to stop HORSING about with
my order..
'Keep it easy & simple'[I said]
'and remember'.......
'I just like thorough-breads'
Wheat the heck are you doing up at 2 AM, Gracie?
Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#3052 Apr 11, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Wheat the heck are you doing up at 2 AM, Gracie?
Not 2 yet !!- 1:38.

Fell asleep earlier..
Bright as a button now(:

Always good to see you, Clem..

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3053 Apr 11, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Not 2 yet !!- 1:38.
Fell asleep earlier..
Bright as a button now(:
Always good to see you, Clem..
Well ok then. S'long as you are getting in a nap. Me, it's not even 10pm and I'm calling it a day.

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3054 Apr 12, 2013
Sob! Sob!

My handsome prince was turned into
a frog and his horse-drawn carriage
was TOAD away(:

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3055 Apr 12, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Sob! Sob!
My handsome prince was turned into
a frog and his horse-drawn carriage
was TOAD away(:
Oh no, I turn into a giant balloon animal and float away on the night breeze.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3056 Apr 13, 2013
A fearless squirrel isn't afraid of nuttin'

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3058 Apr 14, 2013
If you rubberneck you'll help your wife relax.

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3059 Apr 14, 2013
~~~~Everyone has a blind spot,
but some people cannot see it!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3060 Apr 14, 2013
The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3062 Apr 24, 2013
By choice I wouldn't care to go
up in a hot air balloon,
but if all my friends decided to go..

I just might 'rise to the occasion'!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3063 Apr 24, 2013
The farmer's last will and testament speicifed his wishes for a final resting place. His cow pasture was where he wanted to be interred.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3064 Apr 25, 2013
They said the prisoners will be quartered in the local prison. Does that mean they will be housed there or does it mean that they will be executed by quartering with four strong horses?

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3065 Apr 25, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I told my baker personally
to stop HORSING about with
my order..
'Keep it easy & simple'[I said]
'and remember'.......
'I just like thorough-breads'
Anybody who takes up equine science as a college major will be horsing around for the rest of his or her life upon graduation.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3066 Apr 25, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
The farmer's last will and testament speicifed his wishes for a final resting place. His cow pasture was where he wanted to be interred.
A certain moron had to be told that pasteurization had nothing to do with a cow pasture.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3067 Apr 25, 2013
Revenue collecting is a very taxing job.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#3068 Apr 25, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Revenue collecting is a very taxing job.
One could say, a taxing rob, even.

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3069 Apr 26, 2013
When the cops caught him,
he wouldn't explain why he was
in the shop after closing time -
couldn't even string a few words together..

Later he got a sentence:

“Tickle me Pink.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#3070 May 9, 2013
There was once an illiterate fisherman....who was lost at c.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3071 May 9, 2013
NotaGoth wrote:
There was once an illiterate fisherman....who was lost at c.
Sounds like the person whose hard drive crashed. They were lost at C:\

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