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“Towards Spring”

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#3029 Mar 23, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I was feeling down in the mouth when I woke up this morning.
The seam on my pillow ripped.
Really!?

That wouldn't even knock a feather
out of me(:

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3030 Mar 23, 2013
I had that crazy tailor alter my pants even though I KNEW he didn't seam right.

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#3031 Mar 23, 2013
"How To File Lawsuits Against The Government"

by I Sudafed

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#3032 Mar 23, 2013
The man never gave a woman flowers, but he rose to the occasion.

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#3033 Mar 23, 2013
Is an arbitrator a person who quits working at Arby's and starts working at McDonalds?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3034 Mar 23, 2013
Did Joe Friday ever work weekends?

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#3035 Mar 23, 2013
Are there more weekends in San Francisco than elsewhere?

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#3036 Mar 24, 2013
I just saw a documentary about Japanese sword fighting.

It's too long to explain but I can Samurais it for you.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3037 Mar 24, 2013
I know a guy who dealt in trading crooked dough but eventually got out of the pretzel business.

Spotted Girl

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#3038 Mar 24, 2013
Crooked dough? Sounds like the legal profession.

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#3039 Mar 24, 2013
When he was first starting out David Copperfield used a lot of trap doors in his disappearing act, but he was just going through a stage.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3040 Mar 25, 2013
Overheard at a cheese-tasting party: Hey, pass the Cheddar, Jack.

Spotted Girl

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#3041 Mar 25, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Overheard at a cheese-tasting party: Hey, pass the Cheddar, Jack.
Or, "I see that Jack, the Swiss-American who lives in Monterey really loves his sharp cheddar."

I guess that was a bit cheesy of me...

Spotted Girl

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#3042 Mar 25, 2013
If someone jumps into a lagoon or a manhole and drowns, would that be ruled a sewercide?

And why does manslaughter and man's laughter use all the same letters in the same order? Or therapist and "the rapist?"

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#3043 Mar 26, 2013
It's tough working in the advertising business.

It's a jingle out there.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3044 Apr 1, 2013
Lettuce spray.

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#3045 Apr 1, 2013
What boat has the most seamen on it?

A tugboat.

“Towards Spring”

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#3046 Apr 1, 2013
When I heard about the major traffic accident,
I went to the hospital to give blood,

and hoped my efforts wouldn't be in VAIN..

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#3048 Apr 6, 2013
FOR SALE: Small woodwind musical instrument.

Asking $150, O.B.O.E.

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#3049 Apr 7, 2013
Being a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about cattle. I'd tell them to my dog but he'd always herd them.

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