“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3009 Mar 17, 2013
Did you hear about the Arab elder who had a close brush with death? That is certainly something that could shake up a sheikh.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3010 Mar 18, 2013
My buddy slipped in some pickle juice and suffered a brine injury.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#3011 Mar 19, 2013
Disrespecting a monarch is asKING for trouble.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3012 Mar 19, 2013
I donut understand why pastries taste so good but are bad for you.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3013 Mar 20, 2013
I don't veal like we're trying hard enough.

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3014 Mar 21, 2013
During the store break-in,
the burglar panicked
and ran through a plate glass window.

Now, he's in
hospital with a 'pane' in his stomach!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3015 Mar 21, 2013
Puns about monorails make good one-liners.

Since: Feb 13

Birkenhead

#3016 Mar 21, 2013
I've got a sister who works for the gas board.Do you wanna meet her?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3017 Mar 21, 2013
Neal P wrote:
I've got a sister who works for the gas board.Do you wanna meet her?
It took like three times, but I got there.

LOL

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3018 Mar 21, 2013
Neal P wrote:
I've got a sister who works for the gas board.Do you wanna meet her?
See if she'll send one by parsley post.

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#3019 Mar 21, 2013
The teacher looked so pretty
with her vivid blue...

new contact lenses,
her pupils scarcely recognised her!
Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#3020 Mar 23, 2013
I was just thinking,

The cost of THE SPACE PROGRAMME
Must be astronomical!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3021 Mar 23, 2013
My wife said she's getting fed up of my constant guitar puns. I told her not to fret because jokes like that only lead to treble.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3022 Mar 23, 2013
We are due to get 6 to 10 in of frozen precipitation tomorrow. Snow joke!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3023 Mar 23, 2013
I was feeling down in the mouth when I woke up this morning.

The seam on my pillow ripped.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3024 Mar 23, 2013
I told them I didn't have time for breakfast, but they kept egging me on.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3025 Mar 23, 2013
I'd like to make something out of this thread but I can't sew.

“\\\ Always Thinking ///”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#3026 Mar 23, 2013
2 popes plan putting plenty perfect perceptions
pertaining personal parallels permanently in place
pausing only to pee.
Whoop Pee!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#3027 Mar 23, 2013
Did you hear about the frustrated cannibal who threw up his hands?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3028 Mar 23, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Did you hear about the frustrated cannibal who threw up his hands?
Then there was the destitute urologist who didn't have a pot to p!ss in.

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