“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2989 Feb 16, 2013
Is it true that some inmates wish for skin diseases? We all know they want to break out.

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Since: Dec 10

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#2990 Feb 17, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Is it true that some inmates wish for skin diseases? We all know they want to break out.
I'll use that one at work this coming week.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2991 Feb 17, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I don't know why so many people are afraid of snakes. They're armless.
But if you mess with venomous snakes, you are just asping for trouble.

Since: Feb 13

Birkenhead

#2992 Feb 17, 2013
Oscar Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on

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Since: Dec 10

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#2993 Feb 18, 2013
I lost my pet stone in North Africa. Where did Morocco?

“September”

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Since: Dec 06

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#2994 Feb 24, 2013
I'd kill for a NOBEL PEACE PRIZE(:

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Since: Dec 10

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#2995 Feb 28, 2013
Telling a woman she has beautiful eyes is a very cornea thing to say.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2996 Feb 28, 2013
I have crank-operated winders. Winder up, winder down

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#2997 Feb 28, 2013
I hate the price of candy at the movie theater.

They're always raisinette.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2998 Feb 28, 2013
I'm all for euthanasia. It's good to get out into the world while you're young and experience other cultures.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2999 Feb 28, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I'm all for euthanasia. It's good to get out into the world while you're young and experience other cultures.
Right. What is so wrong with youth in Asia?

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#3000 Mar 1, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Right. What is so wrong with youth in Asia?
A good comedian has more jokes than you can shake a schtick at.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#3001 Mar 1, 2013
But a cannibal would never eat a comedian. They taste funny.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3002 Mar 1, 2013
I decided not to go shopping at the Segway store because I was already too tired.

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Since: Dec 10

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#3003 Mar 2, 2013
A really good snow sled can cost a couple of hundred dollars, but you can get one for much less if you're willing toboggan.

“September”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3004 Mar 6, 2013
My dog has fleas,
the vet gave me a slow release dog treatment,
and said I'll
have to start from scratch(:..

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#3005 Mar 6, 2013
There was a big sale on paddles at the boat shop yesterday. It was quite an oar deal.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3006 Mar 16, 2013
Pasta is sold in many interesting and unusual shapes, orzo I've been told.

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#3007 Mar 16, 2013
We just got back from the grocery store.

A jar of peanuts cost an almond a leg.

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#3008 Mar 16, 2013
A lot of gays have womanish shoes....

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