The Pun Game

Spotted Girl

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2969 Feb 8, 2013
If a dead body was found without any excrement in its color, would you say they were decrapitated?

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#2970 Feb 9, 2013
How about that company in the U.K. that had horse meat in their hamburgers? They'll never livery it down.

Spotted Girl

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2971 Feb 9, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
If a dead body was found without any excrement in its color, would you say they were decrapitated?
I meant colon, not color.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2972 Feb 9, 2013
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who melted in the hot sun?

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#2973 Feb 9, 2013
You should all be locked up in the pun-itentiary....

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#2974 Feb 9, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
You should all be locked up in the pun-itentiary....
And they would put some of us in sillitary confinement.

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#2975 Feb 9, 2013
My cousin has an extreme hatred for certain software developers. I'm sick of his Anti-Symantec views.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2976 Feb 9, 2013
If Obamacare covers colonic lavage, does that make it an enema of the state?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2977 Feb 9, 2013
Now Hiring: Coastal warning systems supervisor

Lighthouse keeping skills necessary

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2978 Feb 10, 2013
I've been named in a lawsuit for participating in this thread. The affadavit is asking for unspecified punative damages.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2979 Feb 10, 2013
The violent butcher salami against the wall when I said the ground beef wasn't fresh.

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#2980 Feb 10, 2013
Puns are the lowest form of Hugh Moore....whoever he is.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2981 Feb 10, 2013
The local marijuane seller is such a troublemaker -- always stirring the pot.

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#2982 Feb 10, 2013
We visited Motown a while back and it was awesome.

Everyone had a really nice lawn.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2983 Feb 10, 2013
I tried to get a firm quote from the handyman for replacing a window but he wouldn't level with me.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#2984 Feb 10, 2013
People who sling mud usually end up losing ground.

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#2985 Feb 11, 2013
I once saw a bowl in a china shop, and it wasn't causing any trouble. It was just sitting there.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2986 Feb 11, 2013
I used to have a cat that was an accomplished hacker long before there was an internet.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#2987 Feb 11, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I used to have a cat that was an accomplished hacker long before there was an internet.
What types of sites? Hairball.net ?

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#2988 Feb 12, 2013
I don't know why so many people are afraid of snakes. They're armless.

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