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Feb 8, 2013
 

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If a dead body was found without any excrement in its color, would you say they were decrapitated?

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Feb 9, 2013
 

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How about that company in the U.K. that had horse meat in their hamburgers? They'll never livery it down.

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#2971
Feb 9, 2013
 
Spotted Girl wrote:
If a dead body was found without any excrement in its color, would you say they were decrapitated?
I meant colon, not color.

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#2972
Feb 9, 2013
 
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who melted in the hot sun?

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#2973
Feb 9, 2013
 
You should all be locked up in the pun-itentiary....

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Feb 9, 2013
 

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Hoof Arted wrote:
You should all be locked up in the pun-itentiary....
And they would put some of us in sillitary confinement.

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#2975
Feb 9, 2013
 
My cousin has an extreme hatred for certain software developers. I'm sick of his Anti-Symantec views.

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#2976
Feb 9, 2013
 
If Obamacare covers colonic lavage, does that make it an enema of the state?

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#2977
Feb 9, 2013
 
Now Hiring: Coastal warning systems supervisor

Lighthouse keeping skills necessary

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#2978
Feb 10, 2013
 
I've been named in a lawsuit for participating in this thread. The affadavit is asking for unspecified punative damages.

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Feb 10, 2013
 

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The violent butcher salami against the wall when I said the ground beef wasn't fresh.

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#2980
Feb 10, 2013
 
Puns are the lowest form of Hugh Moore....whoever he is.

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#2981
Feb 10, 2013
 
The local marijuane seller is such a troublemaker -- always stirring the pot.

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#2982
Feb 10, 2013
 
We visited Motown a while back and it was awesome.

Everyone had a really nice lawn.

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#2983
Feb 10, 2013
 
I tried to get a firm quote from the handyman for replacing a window but he wouldn't level with me.

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Feb 10, 2013
 

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People who sling mud usually end up losing ground.

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Feb 11, 2013
 

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I once saw a bowl in a china shop, and it wasn't causing any trouble. It was just sitting there.

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Feb 11, 2013
 

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I used to have a cat that was an accomplished hacker long before there was an internet.

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Feb 11, 2013
 

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Uh Clem wrote:
I used to have a cat that was an accomplished hacker long before there was an internet.
What types of sites? Hairball.net ?

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#2988
Feb 12, 2013
 
I don't know why so many people are afraid of snakes. They're armless.

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