“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2949 Jan 30, 2013
Asphalt is not another name for hemorrhoids.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2950 Jan 30, 2013
We guarantee our service with a simile: You'll be happy as a pig in mud with the results.

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2951 Jan 30, 2013
I never cared much for MATH
but recently I see decimals have a point too.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#2952 Jan 31, 2013
Our gay neighbor thinks that whenever I mention him, I make jokes about his sexual lifestyle but that isn't true. He's always taking things the wrong way.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2953 Jan 31, 2013
Making jokes about the physically challenged is so lame...

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#2954 Feb 1, 2013
My wife is on a diet and eats nothing but fruit. The house is FULL of that stuff. It's enough to make a mango crazy.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2955 Feb 4, 2013
How about the man who created a successful cat food company? I heard he started from scratch.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2956 Feb 4, 2013
The owner of a 1968 Mercury Cougar boasts about how it's engine still purrs like a kitten.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2957 Feb 6, 2013
It's illegal to treat an ill eagle without a license

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#2958 Feb 6, 2013
I wasn't sure if I could make a joke about a flower but I think I rose to the challenge.

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#2959 Feb 7, 2013
Some people go to the rest rooms to sit and think. I go there to sh-t and stink.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2960 Feb 7, 2013
Those who write upon these walls,
do their s*** in little balls.
Those who come to read and sit,
eat those little balls of s***.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2961 Feb 7, 2013
Sorry, wrong thread. At least the iconer didn't string me along.

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2962 Feb 7, 2013
The astronaut who broke
the law of gravity
got a suspended sentence.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#2963 Feb 7, 2013
I've read there is talk about putting a clock on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Sounds like a good idea to me. What good is the inclination if you haven't got the time?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2964 Feb 7, 2013
If you find a mouse in your drink, does it mean that someone slipped you a mickey?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2965 Feb 7, 2013
"Free tampon sample - no strings attached."

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2966 Feb 7, 2013
A good art teacher knows how to draw out your inner potential.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2967 Feb 7, 2013
Napoleon and Marie Antoinette were a bonapart in the rib section.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#2968 Feb 8, 2013
'Tis better to love a short person than to never have loved a tall.

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