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Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,047 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2929 Jan 26, 2013 Judged: 1 My buddy Hal has an old Plymouth, and he admits his girlfriend's Geo is a better car. Hal hath no Fury like his woman's Storm.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2930 Jan 26, 2013 Judged: 1 1 To be a successful porn star, you have to have a lot of skin in the game.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,047 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2931 Jan 27, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 My cousin is dating a Native American lady and she's so reserved he calls her Shy Ann.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2932 Jan 27, 2013 Judged: 1 1 No gnus is good gnus, unless you are a hungry lion.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,047 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2933 Jan 27, 2013 Judged: 1 The local hotel has way too many large potted plants. You can't see the foyer for the trees.
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,630 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2934 Jan 28, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 I've had this nagging pain in my spine recently, must see a doctor about it, as I feel it's holding me back(:
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,047 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2935 Jan 28, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 Being overweight is something that snacks up on you.
flbadcatowner “The trolls hate this guy” Level 8 Since: Jul 09 18,732 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2936 Jan 28, 2013 Judged: 2 2 2 Hoof Arted wrote: Being overweight is something that snacks up on you. Not maintaining a trim body can be a weighty problem.

flbadcatowner “The trolls hate this guy” Level 8 Since: Jul 09 18,732 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2937 Jan 28, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 1 Grace Nerissa wrote: I was just thinking since PURPLE GURL made the thread entitled 'FAKE BOOK TITLES game, which was a resounding success, let's try something similar, you can have great fun with puns.. Good luck LOL! This was the first post made on this thread. As my cat would say if he had the ability to speak English, this thread has worked to purr-fection.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2938 Jan 28, 2013 I just got a case of shingles. Gonna need a lot more to do the whole roof.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,047 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2939 Jan 29, 2013 I don't come up with these on my own. My wife and family also come up with ideas. I have a punning clan.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2940 Jan 29, 2013 Judged: 1 Manti Te'o didn't actually Notre Dame.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2941 Jan 29, 2013 Little Deuce Coupe: A compact port-a-potty delivery vehicle?
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2942 Jan 29, 2013 I thought my usual bad luck at fishing had finally changed when I caught a flounder, but it was just a fluke.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2943 Jan 29, 2013 Sniper? Nearly killed her!
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2944 Jan 29, 2013 A good plumber will often find himself flush with cash.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2945 Jan 29, 2013 A carpenter without a spirit level is plumb foolish.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2946 Jan 29, 2013 Ladies, marry an electrician. They are guaranteed to light up your life.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2947 Jan 29, 2013 When the city sewers clog, Waterworks to clear it.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,570 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2948 Jan 29, 2013 Judged: 1 Man at hardware store: Is this asbestos there is? Proprietor: No, but it's asbestos we got.
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