The Pun Game

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#2929 Jan 26, 2013
My buddy Hal has an old Plymouth, and he admits his girlfriend's Geo is a better car. Hal hath no Fury like his woman's Storm.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2930 Jan 26, 2013
To be a successful porn star, you have to have a lot of skin in the game.

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#2931 Jan 27, 2013
My cousin is dating a Native American lady and she's so reserved he calls her Shy Ann.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2932 Jan 27, 2013
No gnus is good gnus, unless you are a hungry lion.

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#2933 Jan 27, 2013
The local hotel has way too many large potted plants. You can't see the foyer for the trees.

“Towards Spring”

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#2934 Jan 28, 2013
I've had this nagging pain in my spine
recently, must see a doctor about it,
as I feel it's holding me back(:

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#2935 Jan 28, 2013
Being overweight is something that snacks up on you.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2936 Jan 28, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Being overweight is something that snacks up on you.
Not maintaining a trim body can be a weighty problem.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2937 Jan 28, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I was just thinking since
PURPLE GURL made the thread
entitled 'FAKE BOOK TITLES game,
which was a resounding success,
let's try something similar,
you can have great fun with puns..
Good luck LOL!
This was the first post made on this thread. As my cat would say if he had the ability to speak English, this thread has worked to purr-fection.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2938 Jan 28, 2013
I just got a case of shingles.

Gonna need a lot more to do the whole roof.

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#2939 Jan 29, 2013
I don't come up with these on my own. My wife and family also come up with ideas. I have a punning clan.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2940 Jan 29, 2013
Manti Te'o didn't actually Notre Dame.

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2941 Jan 29, 2013
Little Deuce Coupe: A compact port-a-potty delivery vehicle?

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2942 Jan 29, 2013
I thought my usual bad luck at fishing had finally changed when I caught a flounder, but it was just a fluke.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2943 Jan 29, 2013
Sniper? Nearly killed her!

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2944 Jan 29, 2013
A good plumber will often find himself flush with cash.

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2945 Jan 29, 2013
A carpenter without a spirit level is plumb foolish.

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2946 Jan 29, 2013
Ladies, marry an electrician. They are guaranteed to light up your life.

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2947 Jan 29, 2013
When the city sewers clog, Waterworks to clear it.

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Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2948 Jan 29, 2013
Man at hardware store: Is this asbestos there is?

Proprietor: No, but it's asbestos we got.

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