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Jan 26, 2013
 

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My buddy Hal has an old Plymouth, and he admits his girlfriend's Geo is a better car. Hal hath no Fury like his woman's Storm.

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To be a successful porn star, you have to have a lot of skin in the game.

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My cousin is dating a Native American lady and she's so reserved he calls her Shy Ann.

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No gnus is good gnus, unless you are a hungry lion.

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The local hotel has way too many large potted plants. You can't see the foyer for the trees.

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I've had this nagging pain in my spine
recently, must see a doctor about it,
as I feel it's holding me back(:

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Being overweight is something that snacks up on you.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
Being overweight is something that snacks up on you.
Not maintaining a trim body can be a weighty problem.

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
I was just thinking since
PURPLE GURL made the thread
entitled 'FAKE BOOK TITLES game,
which was a resounding success,
let's try something similar,
you can have great fun with puns..
Good luck LOL!
This was the first post made on this thread. As my cat would say if he had the ability to speak English, this thread has worked to purr-fection.

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Jan 28, 2013
 
I just got a case of shingles.

Gonna need a lot more to do the whole roof.

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#2939
Jan 29, 2013
 
I don't come up with these on my own. My wife and family also come up with ideas. I have a punning clan.

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Jan 29, 2013
 

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Manti Te'o didn't actually Notre Dame.

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#2941
Jan 29, 2013
 
Little Deuce Coupe: A compact port-a-potty delivery vehicle?

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#2942
Jan 29, 2013
 
I thought my usual bad luck at fishing had finally changed when I caught a flounder, but it was just a fluke.

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#2943
Jan 29, 2013
 
Sniper? Nearly killed her!

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#2944
Jan 29, 2013
 
A good plumber will often find himself flush with cash.

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#2945
Jan 29, 2013
 
A carpenter without a spirit level is plumb foolish.

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#2946
Jan 29, 2013
 
Ladies, marry an electrician. They are guaranteed to light up your life.

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#2947
Jan 29, 2013
 
When the city sewers clog, Waterworks to clear it.

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Man at hardware store: Is this asbestos there is?

Proprietor: No, but it's asbestos we got.

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