The Pun Game

“I call it as I see it.”

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#2908 Jan 25, 2013
Billy goats should not be distrurbed. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.

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#2909 Jan 25, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
When Hoof Arted eats beans, does he produce a pun gent odor?
Smells like roses.

:D

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#2910 Jan 25, 2013
I can't think of any boat puns. Canoe?

“Fairyland”

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#2911 Jan 26, 2013
As I visited the graveyard,
I heard two grave diggers arguing
screaming at one another out loud -
I said..

'Hey guys! respect - keep the noise down -

have you lost the plot'(:

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

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Greensburg, IN

#2913 Jan 26, 2013
General Disarray, who were you before you were who you are now?
Your posting method seems very familiar(?)
PM'it

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#2914 Jan 26, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Billy goats should not be distrurbed. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
Even if you are just kidding?

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#2915 Jan 26, 2013
At the bar, my buddy said "If you don't stop with these stupid puns you'll be sitting here alone" and I said "Don't leaf me. Ha ha ha! Don't LEA..... where you going?"

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#2916 Jan 26, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
At the bar, my buddy said "If you don't stop with these stupid puns you'll be sitting here alone" and I said "Don't leaf me. Ha ha ha! Don't LEA..... where you going?"
I pine for the chance to tell tree puns.

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#2917 Jan 26, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I pine for the chance to tell tree puns.
OAKie dokie. Do you need someone to ASH you a question?

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#2918 Jan 26, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
OAKie dokie. Do you need someone to ASH you a question?
Wood you? You seem to be poplar around here.

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#2919 Jan 26, 2013
I have never known anybody who will date palms.

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#2920 Jan 26, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Wood you? You seem to be poplar around here.
GREAT comeback, and QUICK! You made me laff and laff.

Is there a superhero with the secret identity of Spruce Wayne?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2921 Jan 26, 2013
I just ate a wierd hardboiled egg. It was white throughout. Seriously, no yolk!

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#2922 Jan 26, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I just ate a wierd hardboiled egg. It was white throughout. Seriously, no yolk!
That was the sealiest thing I've read today.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Indianapolis, IN

#2923 Jan 26, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
That was the sealiest thing I've read today.
Are you fin-ished? You walrus seem to come back with more.

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#2924 Jan 26, 2013
I'll kneed to go a fur peace to top you guys.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Indianapolis, IN

#2925 Jan 26, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I'll kneed to go a fur peace to top you guys.
Well, time for me to grebe some lunch. I can't bear it anymore.

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#2926 Jan 26, 2013
I got nothin'. I'm only a pun hit wonder.

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#2927 Jan 26, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
I have never known anybody who will date palms.
Most lonely guys will date their palms, fingers too.

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#2928 Jan 26, 2013
Dozens of dead birds found, fowl play suspected.

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