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Jan 21, 2013
 

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Is anyone going to stork making puns about wading birds?

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Spotted Girl wrote:
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The farmer turned pastor said "Lettuce pray."
How about the farmer turned DJ who said, "lettuce turnip the volume a little higher."

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Hoof Arted wrote:
Is anyone going to stork making puns about wading birds?
They are wading while waiting for the fish to swim by. I have no (r)egrets about making this post.

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Jan 21, 2013
 

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I'm heron more bird puns but somebody apparently got their feathers ruffled, judging by the icons.

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Jan 21, 2013
 

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The Mad Iconner is driving me stork raven mad.

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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What does a masochist and natural gas have in common? Both are propane.

What do rebellions teens in Biblical times and rebellious teens of today have in common? Getting stoned.

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization...

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Jan 22, 2013
 

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My wife came up with some good geographical puns, but she'll never make a Korea out of it. Juneau what? Alaska to stop.

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Did you hear about the band director who stepped on a live wire? He became a conductor of electricity.

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Jan 23, 2013
 
I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.

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The coach was at a loss for his team's inability to win games.

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Jan 23, 2013
 

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I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.
You could have just axed. Some poor sap would have cambium running.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.
How about the lumberjack who was pining over being cut down to size.

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Jan 24, 2013
 
I came up with a couple of puns about perforated paper but they're tearable.

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Working in a dynamite factory can be quite a blast.

Hearing about arson tends to burn me up.

Hemorrhoids are quite a pain in the a**.

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I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.
You could make a TRUNK call
to the SPECIAL BRANCH POLICE DEPT -

who knows -
they might help you to
see the wood for the trees!

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When Hoof Arted eats beans, does he produce a pun gent odor?

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If you hold your ear to the trunk of a tree can you hear it ringing?

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Did you hear about the elephant that has its nose cut off? One could say it was truncated.

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Jan 25, 2013
 
I once kept getting spammed with luncheon meat ads.

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