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#2888 Jan 21, 2013
Is anyone going to stork making puns about wading birds?

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#2889 Jan 21, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
The farmer turned pastor said "Lettuce pray."
How about the farmer turned DJ who said, "lettuce turnip the volume a little higher."

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#2890 Jan 21, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Is anyone going to stork making puns about wading birds?
They are wading while waiting for the fish to swim by. I have no (r)egrets about making this post.

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#2891 Jan 21, 2013
I'm heron more bird puns but somebody apparently got their feathers ruffled, judging by the icons.

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Indianapolis, IN

#2892 Jan 21, 2013
The Mad Iconner is driving me stork raven mad.

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#2893 Jan 22, 2013
What does a masochist and natural gas have in common? Both are propane.

What do rebellions teens in Biblical times and rebellious teens of today have in common? Getting stoned.

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#2894 Jan 22, 2013
Atheism is a non-prophet organization...

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#2895 Jan 22, 2013
My wife came up with some good geographical puns, but she'll never make a Korea out of it. Juneau what? Alaska to stop.

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#2896 Jan 23, 2013
Did you hear about the band director who stepped on a live wire? He became a conductor of electricity.

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#2897 Jan 23, 2013
I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.

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#2898 Jan 23, 2013
The coach was at a loss for his team's inability to win games.

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United States

#2899 Jan 23, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.
You could have just axed. Some poor sap would have cambium running.

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#2900 Jan 23, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.
How about the lumberjack who was pining over being cut down to size.

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#2901 Jan 24, 2013
I came up with a couple of puns about perforated paper but they're tearable.

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#2902 Jan 24, 2013
Working in a dynamite factory can be quite a blast.

Hearing about arson tends to burn me up.

Hemorrhoids are quite a pain in the a**.

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#2903 Jan 24, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I've been trying to come up with a pun about cutting trees but I'm stumped.
You could make a TRUNK call
to the SPECIAL BRANCH POLICE DEPT -

who knows -
they might help you to
see the wood for the trees!

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Indianapolis, IN

#2904 Jan 24, 2013
When Hoof Arted eats beans, does he produce a pun gent odor?

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Indianapolis, IN

#2905 Jan 24, 2013
If you hold your ear to the trunk of a tree can you hear it ringing?

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#2906 Jan 25, 2013
Did you hear about the elephant that has its nose cut off? One could say it was truncated.

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#2907 Jan 25, 2013
I once kept getting spammed with luncheon meat ads.

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