The Pun Game

“Towards Spring”

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#2868 Jan 19, 2013
Very recently there was horse DNA found in
our meat sold here in Ireland [true]..

but ..
as I'm a vegetarian,
I don't have a beef with that(:

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#2869 Jan 19, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I just cannot understand folks
who can eat LIVER, KIDNEY and sheep's BRAINS!
Yuuk..
I think this is just 'offal'(:
You just don't have the heart for it...:)

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#2870 Jan 19, 2013
If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2871 Jan 19, 2013
Sign at a butcher shop: Wholly Cow!

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#2872 Jan 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know.
The farmer turned pastor said "Lettuce pray."

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#2873 Jan 19, 2013
The 2nd amendment applies to wildlife too. The right to "bear arms."

Spotted Girl

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#2874 Jan 19, 2013
Do funeral directors ever get stiffed for their services?

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#2875 Jan 20, 2013
I sea what you did there.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#2876 Jan 20, 2013
What is a scientist's favorite gum?

Experiment.

“Towards Spring”

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#2877 Jan 20, 2013
My poor friend Gav died from severe indigestion..

Ah...

I'm lonely

I find it very hard to believe Gavisgone(:

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#2878 Jan 20, 2013
These are so punny!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2879 Jan 20, 2013
I nearly suffocated eating an artichoke.

“Towards Spring”

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#2880 Jan 20, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know.
Ok..

Why do fungi have to pay double fares when traveling on the bus?

Because they take up too mushroom (:

Spotted Girl

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#2881 Jan 20, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
What is a scientist's favorite gum?
Experiment.
I should have said:
ex-spearmint

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#2882 Jan 20, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok..
Why do fungi have to pay double fares when traveling on the bus?
Because they take up too mushroom (:
What can really get a party going or end a party abruptly with food poisoning?

A real fungi.

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#2883 Jan 20, 2013
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?...

The Location Of The Dirt Bag...

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#2884 Jan 21, 2013
I hear some guys in the U.K. are wearing fancy cowboy pants. They're really nice chaps.

Spotted Girl

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#2885 Jan 21, 2013
If someone tried to make me eat a snail, I would slug them.

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#2886 Jan 21, 2013
My wife has asked me to ease up. Accordion to her I make tune many puns about music.

“Towards Spring”

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#2887 Jan 21, 2013
My husband decided to wear a beard
for a change -

at first he didn't like it..

but then it grew on him!

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