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Very recently there was horse DNA found in
our meat sold here in Ireland [true]..

but ..
as I'm a vegetarian,
I don't have a beef with that(:

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
I just cannot understand folks
who can eat LIVER, KIDNEY and sheep's BRAINS!
Yuuk..
I think this is just 'offal'(:
You just don't have the heart for it...:)

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#2870
Jan 19, 2013
 
If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know.

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Jan 19, 2013
 

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Sign at a butcher shop: Wholly Cow!

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#2872
Jan 19, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know.
The farmer turned pastor said "Lettuce pray."

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#2873
Jan 19, 2013
 
The 2nd amendment applies to wildlife too. The right to "bear arms."

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#2874
Jan 19, 2013
 
Do funeral directors ever get stiffed for their services?

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#2875
Jan 20, 2013
 
I sea what you did there.

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What is a scientist's favorite gum?

Experiment.

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My poor friend Gav died from severe indigestion..

Ah...

I'm lonely

I find it very hard to believe Gavisgone(:

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#2878
Jan 20, 2013
 
These are so punny!

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I nearly suffocated eating an artichoke.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know.
Ok..

Why do fungi have to pay double fares when traveling on the bus?

Because they take up too mushroom (:

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#2881
Jan 20, 2013
 
Spotted Girl wrote:
What is a scientist's favorite gum?
Experiment.
I should have said:
ex-spearmint

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#2882
Jan 20, 2013
 
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Why do fungi have to pay double fares when traveling on the bus?
Because they take up too mushroom (:
What can really get a party going or end a party abruptly with food poisoning?

A real fungi.

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What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?...

The Location Of The Dirt Bag...

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I hear some guys in the U.K. are wearing fancy cowboy pants. They're really nice chaps.

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#2885
Jan 21, 2013
 
If someone tried to make me eat a snail, I would slug them.

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My wife has asked me to ease up. Accordion to her I make tune many puns about music.

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My husband decided to wear a beard
for a change -

at first he didn't like it..

but then it grew on him!

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