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Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,625 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2868 Jan 19, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 Very recently there was horse DNA found in our meat sold here in Ireland [true].. but .. as I'm a vegetarian, I don't have a beef with that(:
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2869 Jan 19, 2013 Judged: 1 Grace Nerissa wrote: I just cannot understand folks who can eat LIVER, KIDNEY and sheep's BRAINS! Yuuk.. I think this is just 'offal'(: You just don't have the heart for it...:)
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,046 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2870 Jan 19, 2013 If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know.
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,567 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2871 Jan 19, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 Sign at a butcher shop: Wholly Cow!
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2872 Jan 19, 2013 Hoof Arted wrote: If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know. The farmer turned pastor said "Lettuce pray."
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2873 Jan 19, 2013 The 2nd amendment applies to wildlife too. The right to "bear arms."
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2874 Jan 19, 2013 Do funeral directors ever get stiffed for their services?
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,046 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2875 Jan 20, 2013 I sea what you did there.

Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2876 Jan 20, 2013 Judged: 1 What is a scientist's favorite gum? Experiment.
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,625 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2877 Jan 20, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 My poor friend Gav died from severe indigestion.. Ah... I'm lonely I find it very hard to believe Gavisgone(:
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,046 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2878 Jan 20, 2013 These are so punny!
Uh Clem “We're all Bozos on this bus” Since: Jan 07 22,567 Indianapolis, IN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2879 Jan 20, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 I nearly suffocated eating an artichoke.
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,625 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2880 Jan 20, 2013 Judged: 1 1 Hoof Arted wrote: If anyone has another vegetable joke lettuce know. Ok.. Why do fungi have to pay double fares when traveling on the bus? Because they take up too mushroom (:
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2881 Jan 20, 2013 Spotted Girl wrote: What is a scientist's favorite gum? Experiment. I should have said: ex-spearmint
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2882 Jan 20, 2013 Grace Nerissa wrote: <quoted text> Ok.. Why do fungi have to pay double fares when traveling on the bus? Because they take up too mushroom (: What can really get a party going or end a party abruptly with food poisoning? A real fungi.
I Am Enzo - The Baker Level 8 Since: Feb 12 7,169 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2883 Jan 20, 2013 Judged: 1 1 What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?... The Location Of The Dirt Bag...
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,046 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2884 Jan 21, 2013 Judged: 1 I hear some guys in the U.K. are wearing fancy cowboy pants. They're really nice chaps.
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,610 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2885 Jan 21, 2013 If someone tried to make me eat a snail, I would slug them.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,046 Logan, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2886 Jan 21, 2013 Judged: 1 1 My wife has asked me to ease up. Accordion to her I make tune many puns about music.
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,625 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2887 Jan 21, 2013 Judged: 1 My husband decided to wear a beard for a change - at first he didn't like it.. but then it grew on him!
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