The Pun Game

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Spotted World

#2848 Jan 6, 2013
I heard that a crossdresser got the pink slip from their boss.

“Heading into Autumn”

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#2849 Jan 6, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Perhaps that is better than the dyslexic Christian who worships Dog.
LOL,
Ha ha!

or indeed..

The dyslexic pimp who bought
a WAREHOUSE(:!!!!

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2850 Jan 14, 2013
A friend has just gone into the
business of selling lovely bathroom
pieces, specially designed sinks and baths,
in many different colours;

to start him off,
I thought I'd give him a plug(:

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2851 Jan 14, 2013
Someone tried to make me eat snails, so I gave them a slug.

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#2852 Jan 14, 2013
I used to live in a tire, but it got a puncture.

Now I live in a flat.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2853 Jan 15, 2013
Like a car that wore out its first set of tires, I am now retired.

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#2854 Jan 15, 2013
Online discussions? I'm all forum.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#2855 Jan 17, 2013
Someone who tries to mate their cat is a purrvert.

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Since: Dec 06

#2856 Jan 17, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Online discussions? I'm all forum.
nice lol

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Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2857 Jan 17, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Someone who tries to mate their cat is a purrvert.
LOL!

Well..
I'm an owl so I don't give a hoot(:
Charlie

UK

#2858 Jan 17, 2013
What's with these half men half horses? It seems they just want to be the centaur of attention.

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#2859 Jan 17, 2013
Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2860 Jan 17, 2013
I don't know what having 2 intestines has to do with hating others. I admit that I'm bi-gutted.

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2861 Jan 17, 2013
I'm thinking about a new cop show. How about one involving crimes that take place in tunnels and sewers? Maybe even have a trained police skunk. Guess what we can call it?

Law & Odor

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Since: Dec 06

#2862 Jan 18, 2013
I just cannot understand folks
who can eat LIVER, KIDNEY and sheep's BRAINS!

Yuuk..
I think this is just 'offal'(:

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#2863 Jan 18, 2013
I had a boxing match with a 'Star Wars' character.

I won, Han's down.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2864 Jan 18, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.
A recent Italian American immigrant calls a heavy fog a bigamist.

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#2865 Jan 19, 2013
Would you guys be JLS if I came up with a great pun about boy bands?

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Retirement City

#2866 Jan 19, 2013
A fellow saw his girlfriend in the store and in his haste to catch up with her, he slipped. It looks like he fell for her in more ways than one.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#2867 Jan 19, 2013
AIDS is the miracle disease. It turns a fruit into a vegetable.

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