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Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,601 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2848 Jan 6, 2013 I heard that a crossdresser got the pink slip from their boss.
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,608 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2849 Jan 6, 2013 1 Spotted Girl wrote: <quoted text> Perhaps that is better than the dyslexic Christian who worships Dog. LOL, Ha ha! or indeed.. The dyslexic pimp who bought a WAREHOUSE(:!!!!
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,608 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2850 Jan 14, 2013 A friend has just gone into the business of selling lovely bathroom pieces, specially designed sinks and baths, in many different colours; to start him off, I thought I'd give him a plug(:
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,601 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2851 Jan 14, 2013 Someone tried to make me eat snails, so I gave them a slug.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,033 Jackson, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2852 Jan 14, 2013 Judged: 1 1 I used to live in a tire, but it got a puncture. Now I live in a flat.
flbadcatowner “The trolls hate this guy” Level 8 Since: Jul 09 18,699 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2853 Jan 15, 2013 Judged: 3 3 3 Like a car that wore out its first set of tires, I am now retired.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,033 Bucyrus, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2854 Jan 15, 2013 Judged: 1 Online discussions? I'm all forum.
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,601 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2855 Jan 17, 2013 Someone who tries to mate their cat is a purrvert.

Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,608 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2856 Jan 17, 2013 Hoof Arted wrote: Online discussions? I'm all forum. nice lol
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,608 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2857 Jan 17, 2013 Spotted Girl wrote: Someone who tries to mate their cat is a purrvert. LOL! Well.. I'm an owl so I don't give a hoot(:
Charlie UK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2858 Jan 17, 2013 Judged: 1 1 What's with these half men half horses? It seems they just want to be the centaur of attention.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,033 Jackson, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2859 Jan 17, 2013 Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,601 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2860 Jan 17, 2013 I don't know what having 2 intestines has to do with hating others. I admit that I'm bi-gutted.
Spotted Girl Level 8 Since: Apr 09 4,601 Spotted World	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2861 Jan 17, 2013 Judged: 1 1 I'm thinking about a new cop show. How about one involving crimes that take place in tunnels and sewers? Maybe even have a trained police skunk. Guess what we can call it? Law & Odor
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,608 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2862 Jan 18, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 I just cannot understand folks who can eat LIVER, KIDNEY and sheep's BRAINS! Yuuk.. I think this is just 'offal'(:
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,033 Jackson, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2863 Jan 18, 2013 Judged: 1 1 I had a boxing match with a 'Star Wars' character. I won, Han's down.
flbadcatowner “The trolls hate this guy” Level 8 Since: Jul 09 18,699 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2864 Jan 18, 2013 Judged: 3 3 3 Hoof Arted wrote: Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery. A recent Italian American immigrant calls a heavy fog a bigamist.
Hoof Arted Level 8 Since: Dec 10 4,033 Jackson, OH	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2865 Jan 19, 2013 Judged: 1 Would you guys be JLS if I came up with a great pun about boy bands?
flbadcatowner “The trolls hate this guy” Level 8 Since: Jul 09 18,699 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2866 Jan 19, 2013 Judged: 2 2 2 A fellow saw his girlfriend in the store and in his haste to catch up with her, he slipped. It looks like he fell for her in more ways than one.
flbadcatowner “The trolls hate this guy” Level 8 Since: Jul 09 18,699 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2867 Jan 19, 2013 Judged: 2 2 2 AIDS is the miracle disease. It turns a fruit into a vegetable.
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