The Pun Game

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Jan 6, 2013
 
I heard that a crossdresser got the pink slip from their boss.

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Jan 6, 2013
 
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Perhaps that is better than the dyslexic Christian who worships Dog.
LOL,
Ha ha!

or indeed..

The dyslexic pimp who bought
a WAREHOUSE(:!!!!

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Jan 14, 2013
 
A friend has just gone into the
business of selling lovely bathroom
pieces, specially designed sinks and baths,
in many different colours;

to start him off,
I thought I'd give him a plug(:

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Jan 14, 2013
 
Someone tried to make me eat snails, so I gave them a slug.

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I used to live in a tire, but it got a puncture.

Now I live in a flat.

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Like a car that wore out its first set of tires, I am now retired.

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Online discussions? I'm all forum.

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Jan 17, 2013
 
Someone who tries to mate their cat is a purrvert.

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Jan 17, 2013
 
Hoof Arted wrote:
Online discussions? I'm all forum.
nice lol

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#2857
Jan 17, 2013
 
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Someone who tries to mate their cat is a purrvert.
LOL!

Well..
I'm an owl so I don't give a hoot(:
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What's with these half men half horses? It seems they just want to be the centaur of attention.

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Jan 17, 2013
 
Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.

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Jan 17, 2013
 
I don't know what having 2 intestines has to do with hating others. I admit that I'm bi-gutted.

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I'm thinking about a new cop show. How about one involving crimes that take place in tunnels and sewers? Maybe even have a trained police skunk. Guess what we can call it?

Law & Odor

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I just cannot understand folks
who can eat LIVER, KIDNEY and sheep's BRAINS!

Yuuk..
I think this is just 'offal'(:

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I had a boxing match with a 'Star Wars' character.

I won, Han's down.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.
A recent Italian American immigrant calls a heavy fog a bigamist.

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Jan 19, 2013
 

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Would you guys be JLS if I came up with a great pun about boy bands?

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A fellow saw his girlfriend in the store and in his haste to catch up with her, he slipped. It looks like he fell for her in more ways than one.

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AIDS is the miracle disease. It turns a fruit into a vegetable.

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