The Pun Game

[Spotted Girl]

Unfortunate promotion:

"Free tampons by mail. No strings attached."

[Spotted Girl]

Headline:

Police are no match for serial arsonist

[Grace Nerissa]

Spotted Girl wrote:

Headline:
Police are no match for serial arsonist

Prepared to put past cyber grievances aside..

'HAPPY 2013' TO YOU.. SG.

from

GN.

[quilterqueen]

Charley asked a blind girl to marry him but she just couldn't see it.

[Spotted Girl]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

<quoted text>
Prepared to put past cyber grievances aside..
'HAPPY 2013' TO YOU.. SG.
from
GN.

We will see about it. Thank you for the gesture. Happy belated New Year to you too.

[flbadcatowner]

Was Cubby Checker an overweight baggage inspector?

[flbadcatowner]

I meant was Chubby Checker an overweight baggage inpector.

[flbadcatowner]

Spotted Girl wrote:

Headline:
Police are no match for serial arsonist

The buildings that were burned down by the arsonist certainly met their match.

[flbadcatowner]

quilterqueen wrote:

Charley asked a blind girl to marry him but she just couldn't see it.

If she were deaf, she likely would hear nothing of it.

[Grace Nerissa]

(Q) > How does a Princess get her education?

(A) > One knight at a time..

[flbadcatowner]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

(Q) > How does a Princess get her education?
(A) > One knight at a time..

I thought it was one Page at a time.

[Grace Nerissa]

flbadcatowner wrote:

<quoted text>I thought it was one Page at a time.

Ha ha! F..

lol

Indeed! in fact could be both!(?)!

[Grace Nerissa]

My neighbour does a nice line
in state-of-the-art bathrooms, wash basins, etc..

I thought I might give him a plug!

[Mrs-Whitewater]

husband- "It was an accident"
wife - "What, you slipped and your d... fell in her?"

[Spotted Girl]

Mrs-Whitewater wrote:

husband- "It was an accident"
wife - "What, you slipped and your d... fell in her?"

Bingo. That is like the people claiming that rape was a mistake. "He was always a good boy, he just made one little mistake, and everyone wants to persecute him..." How would that be an accident or a mistake? A nude woman was napping by a tree, and a nude man with an erection just happened to be climbing the tree and fell out and things aligned up perfectly when he fell out of the tree? Or would it be a case of sleep-raping, where the guy thinks he is at home in bed and having vivid dreams?

[Spotted Girl]

The thread tattooist is back.

[Mrs-Whitewater]

"If your going to ride my azz, you had better pull my hair!"

[Grace Nerissa]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? >

He sold his soul to Santa

[Spotted Girl]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? >
He sold his soul to Santa

Perhaps that is better than the dyslexic Christian who worships Dog.

[Hoof Arted]

I'm not a big fan of double entendre but I do try to slip one in whenever I can.