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“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#2828 Dec 24, 2012
Unfortunate promotion:

"Free tampons by mail. No strings attached."

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#2829 Jan 1, 2013
Headline:

Police are no match for serial arsonist

“My dog Ali.”

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#2830 Jan 2, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Headline:
Police are no match for serial arsonist
Prepared to put past cyber grievances aside..

'HAPPY 2013' TO YOU.. SG.

from

GN.

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#2831 Jan 2, 2013
Charley asked a blind girl to marry him but she just couldn't see it.

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Spotted World

#2832 Jan 2, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Prepared to put past cyber grievances aside..
'HAPPY 2013' TO YOU.. SG.
from
GN.
We will see about it. Thank you for the gesture. Happy belated New Year to you too.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#2833 Jan 3, 2013
Was Cubby Checker an overweight baggage inspector?

“I call it as I see it.”

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#2834 Jan 3, 2013
I meant was Chubby Checker an overweight baggage inpector.

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#2835 Jan 3, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Headline:
Police are no match for serial arsonist
The buildings that were burned down by the arsonist certainly met their match.

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#2836 Jan 3, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
Charley asked a blind girl to marry him but she just couldn't see it.
If she were deaf, she likely would hear nothing of it.

“My dog Ali.”

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#2837 Jan 3, 2013
(Q) > How does a Princess get her education?

(A) > One knight at a time..

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#2838 Jan 3, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
(Q) > How does a Princess get her education?
(A) > One knight at a time..
I thought it was one Page at a time.

“My dog Ali.”

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#2839 Jan 4, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>I thought it was one Page at a time.
Ha ha! F..

lol

Indeed! in fact could be both!(?)!

“My dog Ali.”

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#2840 Jan 4, 2013
My neighbour does a nice line
in state-of-the-art bathrooms, wash basins, etc..

I thought I might give him a plug!

“T.H.I.N.K. Before you Speak”

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With My Wife and Family

#2841 Jan 4, 2013
husband- "It was an accident"
wife - "What, you slipped and your d... fell in her?"

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Spotted World

#2842 Jan 4, 2013
Mrs-Whitewater wrote:
husband- "It was an accident"
wife - "What, you slipped and your d... fell in her?"
Bingo. That is like the people claiming that rape was a mistake. "He was always a good boy, he just made one little mistake, and everyone wants to persecute him..." How would that be an accident or a mistake? A nude woman was napping by a tree, and a nude man with an erection just happened to be climbing the tree and fell out and things aligned up perfectly when he fell out of the tree? Or would it be a case of sleep-raping, where the guy thinks he is at home in bed and having vivid dreams?

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Spotted World

#2843 Jan 4, 2013
The thread tattooist is back.

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#2844 Jan 4, 2013
"If your going to ride my azz, you had better pull my hair!"

“My dog Ali.”

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#2845 Jan 6, 2013
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? >

He sold his soul to Santa

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#2846 Jan 6, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? >
He sold his soul to Santa
Perhaps that is better than the dyslexic Christian who worships Dog.

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#2847 Jan 6, 2013
I'm not a big fan of double entendre but I do try to slip one in whenever I can.

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