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Unfortunate promotion:

"Free tampons by mail. No strings attached."

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Headline:

Police are no match for serial arsonist

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Spotted Girl wrote:
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Prepared to put past cyber grievances aside..

'HAPPY 2013' TO YOU.. SG.

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Charley asked a blind girl to marry him but she just couldn't see it.

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Prepared to put past cyber grievances aside..
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We will see about it. Thank you for the gesture. Happy belated New Year to you too.

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Was Cubby Checker an overweight baggage inspector?

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I meant was Chubby Checker an overweight baggage inpector.

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Spotted Girl wrote:
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Police are no match for serial arsonist
The buildings that were burned down by the arsonist certainly met their match.

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Charley asked a blind girl to marry him but she just couldn't see it.
If she were deaf, she likely would hear nothing of it.

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(Q) > How does a Princess get her education?

(A) > One knight at a time..

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
(Q) > How does a Princess get her education?
(A) > One knight at a time..
I thought it was one Page at a time.

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flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>I thought it was one Page at a time.
Ha ha! F..

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Indeed! in fact could be both!(?)!

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My neighbour does a nice line
in state-of-the-art bathrooms, wash basins, etc..

I thought I might give him a plug!

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husband- "It was an accident"
wife - "What, you slipped and your d... fell in her?"

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husband- "It was an accident"
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Bingo. That is like the people claiming that rape was a mistake. "He was always a good boy, he just made one little mistake, and everyone wants to persecute him..." How would that be an accident or a mistake? A nude woman was napping by a tree, and a nude man with an erection just happened to be climbing the tree and fell out and things aligned up perfectly when he fell out of the tree? Or would it be a case of sleep-raping, where the guy thinks he is at home in bed and having vivid dreams?

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The thread tattooist is back.

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"If your going to ride my azz, you had better pull my hair!"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? >

He sold his soul to Santa

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? >
He sold his soul to Santa
Perhaps that is better than the dyslexic Christian who worships Dog.

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I'm not a big fan of double entendre but I do try to slip one in whenever I can.

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