The Pun Game

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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Since: Nov 11

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#2808 Dec 18, 2012
Christmas at G-ma's house.
G-ma:Are we all here? Where's Ben?
Uncle Joe: He's a little tied up right now. yeah. He's all tied up.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2809 Dec 18, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
Is vascular surgery ever done in vein?
I thought about getting into cardiac surgery, but I just didn't have the heart.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2810 Dec 18, 2012
Bambi's mother had a big hart.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2811 Dec 19, 2012
Santa actually had 10 reindeer, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vickson, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Bitzen plus Rudolf, but everybody seems to forget about Olive the other reindeer. I bet even the icon troll who will likely soon post his usual negative icons will even get a laugh out of this one.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2812 Dec 19, 2012
I fish wrote:
Christmas at G-ma's house.
G-ma:Are we all here? Where's Ben?
Uncle Joe: He's a little tied up right now. yeah. He's all tied up.
Spealing of tied up. the last I heard, the two contestants in a competition to see who could wrap the most gifts in a certain time period were all tied up.

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#2813 Dec 19, 2012
Those, who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2814 Dec 19, 2012
Ewe don't know what love is.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2815 Dec 20, 2012
If somebody boots your donkey, you just got your a$$ kicked.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2816 Dec 20, 2012
Too much flower ruins the recipe.

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Since: Feb 12

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#2817 Dec 22, 2012
After the alligator ate the funny duck, he got quacked up.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2818 Dec 22, 2012
I stepped up to Bat Enstriketout to visit, but he didn't have much to say, most people don't like repeating that they know about Bat Enstriktout.

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Since: Feb 09

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#2819 Dec 22, 2012
What gos up had better not come down until I decide!

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2820 Dec 22, 2012
Illegal drugs cause things to go to pot and are not what they are cracked up to be.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2821 Dec 22, 2012
The owner of an old house said to the wall, one more crack like that and I will plaster you.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2822 Dec 22, 2012
[Inside Starbucks]Which ground do you prefer? I always thought Oklahoma was OK.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2823 Dec 22, 2012
When a wall is at a party, does it get plastered?

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2824 Dec 22, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
When a wall is at a party, does it get plastered?
The wall isn't the only thing getting plastered.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#2825 Dec 23, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>The wall isn't the only thing getting plastered.
It is like the Bible passage saying that rebellious teens were to be stoned. That is true, even today. Rebellious teens still get stoned.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2826 Dec 24, 2012
You can't win if you wear wranglers in a Leviathon.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2827 Dec 24, 2012
If you have a nasty cat named Santa, beware of Santa's claws.

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