The Pun Game

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Tree surgeons like to get to the root of the problem.

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I prefer to nip tree problems in the bud.

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I once dated a mushroom. Hey, he was quite a fungi to be with.

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Remember singer Chubby Checker? After all, an overweight inspector would be a chubby checker.

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A gentleman by the name of Dewey Doo was often personally offended when peole exclaimed in frustration "WHAT do we do?!!!"

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I fish wrote:
A gentleman by the name of Dewey Doo was often personally offended when peole exclaimed in frustration "WHAT do we do?!!!"
A man once told another he was Jesus Christ and said he could prove it. He went into a bar with the other man observing and the bartender exclaimed, "Jesus Christ! You're back again?"

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Hear what happened to the computer store employee who made off with a dozen computer mice?

Someone ratted him out.

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If I found a rodent tail in my salad, I'd be irat about it.

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How about a vegan dining reality show where you race against the clock to cook and keep the place clean.

We can call it Slaw & Order.

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Working at a landfill is a very rotten thing to do.

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The king fired the duke for being too early?

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If hindsight is always 20\20, then Proctologists should always hold a rosey outlook.

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The king fired the duke for being too early?
What about the assembler at a Brooklyn, NYC oil burner manufacturing facility (where they pronounce it erl boyner) who was fired for leaving his job too oily.

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Working at a landfill is a very rotten thing to do.
I refuse to work there.

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My friend is obsessional about
walking out in the frost;
in case she falls ...

I'm getting a bit tired of it at this stage -

I told her to get a grip!

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When one student began running back and forth in the classroom waving their arms high and ballet like, the others began questioning him...In his own defense he said the instructor demanding that he be a wake in the classroom.

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I fish wrote:
The king fired the duke for being too early?
Jack - Did I get here on time?

Mack - It's early.

Jack - What's surly?

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"I've decided to go to Mars"
"That's a trip!"

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"I've decided to go to Mars"
"That's a trip!"
Have a nice trip, see ya next fall.

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Is vascular surgery ever done in vein?

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