“I call it as I see it.”

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#2787 Nov 23, 2012
Tree surgeons like to get to the root of the problem.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

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#2788 Nov 23, 2012
I prefer to nip tree problems in the bud.

“Stop libel and bullying.”

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#2789 Nov 23, 2012
I once dated a mushroom. Hey, he was quite a fungi to be with.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#2790 Nov 26, 2012
Remember singer Chubby Checker? After all, an overweight inspector would be a chubby checker.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#2791 Nov 26, 2012
A gentleman by the name of Dewey Doo was often personally offended when peole exclaimed in frustration "WHAT do we do?!!!"

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#2792 Nov 27, 2012
I fish wrote:
A gentleman by the name of Dewey Doo was often personally offended when peole exclaimed in frustration "WHAT do we do?!!!"
A man once told another he was Jesus Christ and said he could prove it. He went into a bar with the other man observing and the bartender exclaimed, "Jesus Christ! You're back again?"

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#2793 Dec 5, 2012
Hear what happened to the computer store employee who made off with a dozen computer mice?

Someone ratted him out.

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#2794 Dec 5, 2012
If I found a rodent tail in my salad, I'd be irat about it.

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#2795 Dec 5, 2012
How about a vegan dining reality show where you race against the clock to cook and keep the place clean.

We can call it Slaw & Order.

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Since: Jul 09

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#2796 Dec 6, 2012
Working at a landfill is a very rotten thing to do.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#2797 Dec 14, 2012
The king fired the duke for being too early?

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#2799 Dec 14, 2012
If hindsight is always 20\20, then Proctologists should always hold a rosey outlook.

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#2800 Dec 15, 2012
I fish wrote:
The king fired the duke for being too early?
What about the assembler at a Brooklyn, NYC oil burner manufacturing facility (where they pronounce it erl boyner) who was fired for leaving his job too oily.

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#2801 Dec 15, 2012
flbadcatowner wrote:
Working at a landfill is a very rotten thing to do.
I refuse to work there.

“near Halloween.”

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#2802 Dec 15, 2012
My friend is obsessional about
walking out in the frost;
in case she falls ...

I'm getting a bit tired of it at this stage -

I told her to get a grip!

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#2803 Dec 15, 2012
When one student began running back and forth in the classroom waving their arms high and ballet like, the others began questioning him...In his own defense he said the instructor demanding that he be a wake in the classroom.

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#2804 Dec 15, 2012
I fish wrote:
The king fired the duke for being too early?
Jack - Did I get here on time?

Mack - It's early.

Jack - What's surly?

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#2805 Dec 17, 2012
"I've decided to go to Mars"
"That's a trip!"

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#2806 Dec 17, 2012
I fish wrote:
"I've decided to go to Mars"
"That's a trip!"
Have a nice trip, see ya next fall.

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#2807 Dec 17, 2012
Is vascular surgery ever done in vein?

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