The Pun Game
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“July”

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#1 Apr 20, 2010
I was just thinking since
PURPLE GURL made the thread
entitled 'FAKE BOOK TITLES game,
which was a resounding success,
let's try something similar,
you can have great fun with puns..

Good luck LOL!

“July”

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#2 Apr 20, 2010
He said he couldn't help himself,
in the heat of the moment,
he set the house on fire!

***

She is no good at crosswords,
she hasn't got a clue!

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#3 Apr 20, 2010
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I was just thinking since
PURPLE GURL made the thread
entitled 'FAKE BOOK TITLES game,
which was a resounding success,
let's try something similar,
you can have great fun with puns..
Good luck LOL!
What a fun idea Grace!

My uncle worked all day.
Where he worked as baker.
Basically, he kneaded dough.

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#4 Apr 20, 2010
I lost all my coins on FarmVille and now I gotta change games ...

“July”

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#5 Apr 20, 2010
NotaGoth wrote:
<quoted text>
What a fun idea Grace!
My uncle worked all day.
Where he worked as baker.
Basically, he kneaded dough.
Thanks..

and

great pun, LOL.

I'd need a ladder to reach
that branch,

I'm simply not up to it

“July”

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#6 Apr 20, 2010
"She had her hair styled
in the exclusive hair salon,
now she thinks she is a cut
above everyone else"

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#7 Apr 20, 2010
After he ate the duck,
the alligator got a little...down in the mouth.

Lol...

“July”

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#8 Apr 20, 2010
'Tennis lessons at the Pavilion
have become very expensive,

think
it's become a racket!'

“July”

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#9 Apr 21, 2010
'He fractured his ankle,

well at least it will give
him a break from his stressful job'!!

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#10 Apr 21, 2010
....Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?

;)

“July”

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#11 Apr 22, 2010
Remember this one from somewhere,
thought it excellent >

'Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.'

LOL

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#12 Apr 22, 2010
A young man worked at a factory making eye glasses and was pushed into the machine. He made a spectacle of himself. He was framed.

“July”

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#13 Apr 22, 2010
I went to the fish mongers,
they promised special offers,
but I had to pay top price,
the sale was only a cod!!

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#14 Apr 22, 2010
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I went to the fish mongers,
they promised special offers,
but I had to pay top price,
the sale was only a cod!!
A shark can be a dangerous fish,
make no bones about it.

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#15 Apr 25, 2010
Are fish smart because they spawn good ideas while in 'schools'?

:)
pat

Old Bridge, NJ

#16 Apr 25, 2010
one sardine said to the others, "see ya later, I gotta go to the can."
pat

Old Bridge, NJ

#17 Apr 25, 2010
Big Bird wanted to beat up Oscar but he was too yellow.

“July”

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#18 Apr 26, 2010
pat wrote:
one sardine said to the others, "see ya later, I gotta go to the can."
Something fishy about that story!! LOL

Ha ha!

“July”

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#20 Apr 26, 2010
Frisco Kid wrote:
Gravity...it's always putting everyone down.
LOL

“July”

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#21 Apr 26, 2010
They sold lots of tickets and
made a huge profit, but top prize
was just a tiny bottle of perfume..

I think that really stinks!

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