Why is Topix Viewership Shrinking?

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#1317 Jan 1, 2014
Topixville

Readin' on Topix
Watchin' the trolls hate
Those nasty posters slinging their soil
Peckin' my keyboard
On the best troll site
Now my anger is startin' to boil

Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know, it's nobody's fault.

I don't know the reason
Posted all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new stalker
It's quite a debater
American hater
How they found me I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my laptop,
it fried the hard drive
Had to repair my broken laptop.
But I have a new PC
And soon it will help me.
That blasted contraption that gets me online.

Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that Chris Tolles is to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault
Pockets not Paisley

San Diego, CA

#1319 Jan 1, 2014
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...you're forgetting that Clem ain't the only bozo on this bus...
Happy New Year Pockets! ;o)
Why is Topix Viewership Shrinking? It was your goal to bring down topix. Yous did it! http://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M

“Don't Tread on Me!”

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Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#1320 Jan 1, 2014
I could 'hear' it as I read it, hilarious!
Spotted Girl wrote:
Topixville
Readin' on Topix
Watchin' the trolls hate
Those nasty posters slinging their soil
Peckin' my keyboard
On the best troll site
Now my anger is startin' to boil
Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know, it's nobody's fault.
I don't know the reason
Posted all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new stalker
It's quite a debater
American hater
How they found me I haven't a clue
Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault
I blew out my laptop,
it fried the hard drive
Had to repair my broken laptop.
But I have a new PC
And soon it will help me.
That blasted contraption that gets me online.
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that Chris Tolles is to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

“Don't Tread on Me!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#1321 Jan 1, 2014
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
I have a list of it's profiles I've blocked, might make a good thread...
It wouldn't be the first thread and list inspired by that poster, ha ha ha ha!
Hey don't click on the link that anon greybox poster left, something is wrong with it.

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#1322 Jan 1, 2014
Paisley_Posey wrote:
I could 'hear' it as I read it, hilarious!
<quoted text>
I like the Carly Simon parody posted here:

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T19GKG4...

“Don't Tread on Me!”

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Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#1323 Jan 1, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
I like the Carly Simon parody posted here:
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T19GKG4...
That's awesome! I actually had to give it a funny icon, I don't do that very often.

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#1324 Jan 1, 2014
Pockets not Paisley wrote:
<quoted text>Why is Topix Viewership Shrinking? It was your goal to bring down topix. Yous did it! http://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M
Yes, it's true. I'm a lot like my father(may he rip). Back in the 60's he started blaming all the country's problems on The Beatles...since The Beatles are no longer, he would expect no less of me...

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#1325 Jan 1, 2014
Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>That's awesome! I actually had to give it a funny icon, I don't do that very often.
There are other good ones in that thread too. Yes, once you post so much on Offbeat, it takes more to make you laugh. Plus with the negative icons, nobody can see the funny icons most of the time.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#1326 Jan 1, 2014
Whoever thought popping up that Being Mary Jane ad every time you pull up a page was a good idea must have been smoking Mary Jane.

“Don't Tread on Me!”

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#1327 Jan 2, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
There are other good ones in that thread too. Yes, once you post so much on Offbeat, it takes more to make you laugh. Plus with the negative icons, nobody can see the funny icons most of the time.
I usually don't even notice the icons. Yes one can get a little jaded hanging out here too much. I expanded my cyber horizons a little bit, for a better balance. There are still some dear folks hanging here though, so I come back around from time to time.

“Hello”

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Since: Jan 13

Seattle, WA

#1328 Jan 2, 2014
I just has a tumbleweed blow across my screen.

axxx

“here for fun”

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#1329 Jan 7, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Time for a parody? "The Forum Wears No Clothes."
does that mean your having a nude party if so where did my invite go

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

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Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#1331 Jan 9, 2014
Can't prop nothing anymore. That's kinda boring

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#1332 Jan 9, 2014
YES ..Back to a SORE SUBJECT..Webmaster!!!.

The COMMENT BOX..on some threads I posted ON tonight..DOESN'T even have a NUMBER to TYPE IN..

DELETE ..the Number and Word COMMENT BOX .FOREVER!!

Then..THEY WILL COME..(NEWBIES)!!!!

axxx

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#1333 Jan 10, 2014
Because I had them end the game

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#1334 Jan 10, 2014
Lol. That's right. I was thinking that when I saw ur name on here. Lol wonder if she still blames u for that. Tehehe

axxx

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#1335 Jan 10, 2014
I bet she does heck if u believe her I'm the blame for alot of things

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#1336 Jan 10, 2014
And I'm you;) or is it u r me. Who knows it changes so often. Haha

axxx

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#1337 Jan 10, 2014
I know you have to stay on the "edge" to keep up with it

“you're not the boss of me!”

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the road less traveled.....

#1339 Jan 10, 2014

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