Things you can do with a PAPERCLIP

Things you can do with a PAPERCLIP

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#1 Dec 18, 2008
Christmas ornament hanger

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#2 Dec 18, 2008
Adjust the thermostat your boss has housed in one of those plastic cases to keep you from adjusting it...

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#3 Dec 18, 2008
Substitute twist tie to close a bag or clip your potato chips closed

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#4 Dec 18, 2008
Make a necklace

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#5 Dec 18, 2008
Poke someone's eye out.
Matthew

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#6 Dec 18, 2008
Reboot an Apple Mac.

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#7 Dec 18, 2008
Open older, locked doors when you jimmied it the right way.
Matthew

Hanover Park, IL

#8 Dec 18, 2008
Clean wax out of your ears.

(This will lead to you getting an ear infection and your doctor scolding you and telling you that you're supposed to be a grown-up now - trust me on this one.)

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#9 Dec 18, 2008
Sell a house like that dude who dared from a few ago... can't remember his name. Dang.

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#10 Dec 18, 2008
HOLD PAPERS TOGETHER.. sorry cap lock

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#11 Dec 18, 2008
Clean out a bowl.
whodat

Detroit, MI

#12 Dec 18, 2008
Matthew wrote:
Clean wax out of your ears.
(This will lead to you getting an ear infection and your doctor scolding you and telling you that you're supposed to be a grown-up now - trust me on this one.)
What?
Matthew

Hanover Park, IL

#13 Dec 18, 2008
whodat wrote:
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What?
Don't stick anything in your ear canal!

Especially not a bent paper-clip!
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#14 Dec 18, 2008
Straighten it out and slash your wrist(s)

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#15 Dec 18, 2008
Bend it back and forth while on an unpleasant telephone call until it breaks. Then dispose of in the trash can.

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#16 Dec 18, 2008
Matthew wrote:
Clean wax out of your ears.
(This will lead to you getting an ear infection and your doctor scolding you and telling you that you're supposed to be a grown-up now - trust me on this one.)
I believe you...

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#17 Dec 18, 2008
hold your roach..????

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#18 Dec 18, 2008
Groovyghoulie wrote:
Clean out a bowl.
Wouldn't it be easier to just use the paperclip as a 'clip'?

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South Bend, IN

#20 Dec 18, 2008
Develop a mystery/action TV show where you use your paper clip to fight successfully against men armed with machine guns. May also require chewing gum, rubber bands, other common objects. Some assembly required. Batteries not included (you just make them with lemons and pennies).
Matthew

Hanover Park, IL

#21 Dec 18, 2008
Beatlesinthebog wrote:
Straighten it out and slash your wrist(s)
Would a paper-clip be sharp enough?

And should we slash them the correct way or the way they always do it in the movies?

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