Men/guys. Do NOT ask the women/ladies to dance with you at nightclubs!

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Club goer

Cicero, IL

#1 Oct 2, 2013
Instead, let the ladies ask YOU to dance with them. With widespread Feminism in America, it is simply no longer appropriate anymore for guys to ask ladies if they would like to dance at a nightclub. Nowadays, that type of behavior (the man asking the lady if she would like to dance) very normally results in expulsion from the nightclub, and even possible jail in a few regions, for the guy.
Club goer

Cicero, IL

#2 Oct 3, 2013
I am not kidding at all!

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#3 Oct 3, 2013
Hey dimbulb... we're sorry some girl turned ya down, you couldn't handle it and got tossed from a club, but do you have to start multiple topics on this?
Club goer

Cicero, IL

#4 Oct 3, 2013
This is a critically serious situation here. Additionally, there are even a few areas of America where a man asking a women if she would like to dance at a nightclub is about as sure to start a big bad fight as dumping a 5-gallon bucket of gasoline into a campfire is sure to turn that campfire into a raging inferno.

Take Chicago, Illinois, for instance. As a resident of the Chicago Metropolitan Area, I have recently noticed a massive exodus of women out of the suburbs moving into Chicago proper. Even a few second cousins of mine have allready relocated from the peaceful and quiet suburbs to the hostile and violent city of Chicago.

Roughly 75 percent of Chicago proper is endless, nonstop ghetto. Shootings, homicides, armed robberies, flash mob attacks, car jackings, and all. In fact, the only safe neighborhoods in Chicago are; Edison Park, O'Hare, Norwood Park, Forest Glen, North Park, West Ridge, Rogers Park, Edgewater, Dunning, Mount Greenwood, Monteclare, Garfield Ridge, and Clearing. The rest of Chicago proper (including Downtown, the Loop, Navy Pier, the Museum Campus area, Grant Park, as well as the entire lakefront from Lawrence Avenue all the way down into and through Gary, Indiana) is all endless, nonstop ghetto. To make matters worse, within that area, whatever is not covered by street gangs (Mickey Cobras, Latin Kings, Gangster Disciples, etc) is covered by the far more lethal Flash Mobs. Unlike gang bangers which often concentrate their attacks on rival gangs, Flash Mobs concentrate their attacks on innocent people only! Making them even more dangerous still, they attack in massive groups of even up to 50 individuals, and they swarm and attack like piranha! Guns, baseball bats, and all. They shoot, bludgeon, and then rob innocent people blind, and they leave them for dead on the sidewalk.

Therefore, there is only one reason those ladies would possibly relocate into the city. Because they have grown tired of men losing their jobs (laid off, fired, etc), getting their paychecks cut, and such, and they have decided to go after the guys who are gang bangers, mobsters, robbers, drug dealers, and such.

So there you have it. Some areas of America, especially including Chicago, are critical danger zones for any and all guys who prefer to ask ladies to dance with them at nightclubs. In Chicago, any one of those beautiful ladies on or near the dance floor may very easily have a gang banger/mobster boyfriend/fiancee/husband right nearby with a whole pack of cronies just waiting to take out any guy who even approaches within even 10 feet of her.

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#5 Oct 4, 2013
Club goer wrote:
This is a critically serious situation here. Additionally, there are even a few areas of America where a man asking a women if she would like to dance at a nightclub is about as sure to start a big bad fight as dumping a 5-gallon bucket of gasoline into a campfire is sure to turn that campfire into a raging inferno.
Take Chicago, Illinois, for instance. As a resident of the Chicago Metropolitan Area, I have recently noticed a massive exodus of women out of the suburbs moving into Chicago proper. Even a few second cousins of mine have allready relocated from the peaceful and quiet suburbs to the hostile and violent city of Chicago.
Roughly 75 percent of Chicago proper is endless, nonstop ghetto. Shootings, homicides, armed robberies, flash mob attacks, car jackings, and all. In fact, the only safe neighborhoods in Chicago are; Edison Park, O'Hare, Norwood Park, Forest Glen, North Park, West Ridge, Rogers Park, Edgewater, Dunning, Mount Greenwood, Monteclare, Garfield Ridge, and Clearing. The rest of Chicago proper (including Downtown, the Loop, Navy Pier, the Museum Campus area, Grant Park, as well as the entire lakefront from Lawrence Avenue all the way down into and through Gary, Indiana) is all endless, nonstop ghetto. To make matters worse, within that area, whatever is not covered by street gangs (Mickey Cobras, Latin Kings, Gangster Disciples, etc) is covered by the far more lethal Flash Mobs. Unlike gang bangers which often concentrate their attacks on rival gangs, Flash Mobs concentrate their attacks on innocent people only! Making them even more dangerous still, they attack in massive groups of even up to 50 individuals, and they swarm and attack like piranha! Guns, baseball bats, and all. They shoot, bludgeon, and then rob innocent people blind, and they leave them for dead on the sidewalk.
Therefore, there is only one reason those ladies would possibly relocate into the city. Because they have grown tired of men losing their jobs (laid off, fired, etc), getting their paychecks cut, and such, and they have decided to go after the guys who are gang bangers, mobsters, robbers, drug dealers, and such.
So there you have it. Some areas of America, especially including Chicago, are critical danger zones for any and all guys who prefer to ask ladies to dance with them at nightclubs. In Chicago, any one of those beautiful ladies on or near the dance floor may very easily have a gang banger/mobster boyfriend/fiancee/husband right nearby with a whole pack of cronies just waiting to take out any guy who even approaches within even 10 feet of her.
.....then do what Billy Idol does, Dance with yourself.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#6 Oct 4, 2013
DILF wrote:
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.....then do what Billy Idol does, Dance with yourself.
Is it just me,or this feeling of deja vu is rife?

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#7 Oct 4, 2013
Club goer wrote:
Instead, let the ladies ask YOU to dance with them. With widespread Feminism in America, it is simply no longer appropriate anymore for guys to ask ladies if they would like to dance at a nightclub. Nowadays, that type of behavior (the man asking the lady if she would like to dance) very normally results in expulsion from the nightclub, and even possible jail in a few regions, for the guy.
From your priors here, I agree. You shouldn't ask any gal to dance. You don't appear to have a chance of a snowball in Hail to get one to agree to dance with you. Most gals can smell defeatist, needy, a lack of self-confidence, scared and/or generally whiny from 100 yards away! Let us know how that not asking works for you, will ya, bud?

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