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Hell Sucks

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Level 8

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#1996 Feb 11, 2013
Cookie Parker gray boxing wrote:
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Well put, as usual, Hell Sucks. How are you?
Hi Cookie! Much improved from the last 3 or 4 days and nites. Funnier than all hell that the truly dumb and clueless are pretending that you're someone impersonating yourself, just as they tried with Murphy and Docs. It really isn't too difficult to determine.

I find it past sick that they allow this posting of "Nettie's Mom" continue by Doc. He whined for ages about what was done to poor Native and turns around and does nearly the identical behavior to Nettie. By an "alleged" Christian. "Vengeance is mine saith the Lord."

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#1997 Feb 11, 2013
Titan Uranus wrote :

My brother-in-law did exactly that when they knocked while they were having intimate relations.
Six foot six, 300 lbs and still standing at full mast as he swung open the door yelling obscenities.
They were never bothered again.

If you were to open the door naked, I'm quite certain you'd have a fresh crowd each week ;)

Beth writes :

I got that idea from a male friend that did this . He was a very large man. Those Mormons never came back . Oh and btw thanks for the complement .
in shape punk

Chicago, IL

#1999 Feb 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Titan Uranus wrote :
My brother-in-law did exactly that when they knocked while they were having intimate relations.
Six foot six, 300 lbs and still standing at full mast as he swung open the door yelling obscenities.
They were never bothered again.
If you were to open the door naked, I'm quite certain you'd have a fresh crowd each week ;)
Beth writes :
I got that idea from a male friend that did this . He was a very large man. Those Mormons never came back . Oh and btw thanks for the complement .
I would be sick too if a fat F%%K opened the door with his fat unit waving in the breeze.
OKAY

Houston, TX

#2000 Feb 11, 2013
Nancy Botwin wrote:
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Someone came alright, but I don't think it was Casper the Holey Ghost. Besides, how does one get knocked up by coming UPON her?
Ahhh..... sweet mysteries of life.
That's the rub, you don't think.
OKAY

Houston, TX

#2001 Feb 11, 2013
aWitchintheWoods wrote:
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Actually, I DO know more than your imaginary friend.
Imaginary beings really don't know much that's interesting.
Bye-bye.
Well yours don't, that's for sure.

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#2002 Feb 11, 2013
aWitchintheWoods wrote:
<quoted text> "Actually, I DO know more than your imaginary friend. Imaginary beings really don't know much that's interesting. Bye-bye.
OKAY wrote:
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Well yours don't, that's for sure.
I know I'll be sorry I asked, but oh well, I could use a good chuckle.
My what don't what?

Level 1

Since: Aug 12

Mount Olympus

#2003 Feb 11, 2013
bible observer wrote:
<quoted text>The bible saying its the word of god doesnt make it so.
Considering that each bible story is merely an adaptation of something from older religions, I don't see how it can be "the" word of god. The words attributed to gods is more accurate.

Level 1

Since: Aug 12

Mount Olympus

#2004 Feb 11, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Titan Uranus wrote :

My brother-in-law did exactly that when they knocked while they were having intimate relations.
Six foot six, 300 lbs and still standing at full mast as he swung open the door yelling obscenities.
They were never bothered again.

If you were to open the door naked, I'm quite certain you'd have a fresh crowd each week ;)

Beth writes :

I got that idea from a male friend that did this . He was a very large man. Those Mormons never came back . Oh and btw thanks for the complement .
You're welcome ;)
danclark

United States

#2005 Feb 11, 2013
Titan Uranus wrote:
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Going to church doesn't make one a believer.
Of course not. I refer to the image church goers want to family-friends-neighbors. They do so for 'P.R." to their peers.

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#2006 Feb 12, 2013
The story in between "In the beginning" and "amen"
catinthehatrelig on

Australia

#2007 Apr 27, 2016
MeanandNasty wrote:
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You take that back. The Cat in the Hat does exist. He does!

IS THERE A CAT IN HERE?*sneezes*

“Learning from others is good.”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#2008 Apr 27, 2016
Where the snake in the tree tells Eve to bite the apple.I mean really a talking snake? These must be metaphores of some kind.

“Learning from others is good.”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#2009 Apr 27, 2016
The other one that gets me is when Moses talks to the talking bush.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#2011 Apr 28, 2016
i don't believe in any an al story, if there is such a story.
rog

Kimball, MN

#2014 Apr 29, 2016
INSULTING THE PROPHETS wrote:
ALL THE RELIGION CONCEPT, THE CONCEPT OF FAITH, THE CONSEPT OF WORSHIP JESUS, IS SAME WITH ISLAM. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE JESUS BRING CHRISTIANITY

CHRISTIANITY, IS THE RELIGION OF SLANDER MAKER AND INSULTING THE PROPHET.

7.. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF JACOB : PROPHET OF JACOB TRICKSTER

Genesis 27:35-36 GW
Isaac said, "Your brother came and deceived me and has taken away your blessing." Esau said, "Isn't that why he's named Jacob? He's cheated me twice already: He took my rights as firstborn, and now he's taken my blessing." So he asked, "Haven't you saved a blessing for me?"

8. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID : PROPHET OF DAVID FORNICATE WITH THE WIFE OF URIAH

2 Samuel 11:2-5 GW
Now, when evening came, David got up from his bed and walked around on the roof of the royal palace. From the roof he saw a woman bathing, and she was very pretty.David sent someone to ask about the woman. The man said, "She's Bathsheba, daughter of Eliam and wife of Uriah the Hittite."So David sent messengers and took her. She came to him, and he went to bed with her. Then she went home.The woman had become pregnant. So she sent someone to tell David that she was pregnant.

9. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID : GOD OF REVENGE TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID, BY WAY OF ORDER OTHER PEOPLE SCREWING HIS WIFE, IN FRONT OF THE ISRAEL

2 Samuel 12:11-12 NKJV
Thus says the Lord:'Behold, I will raise up adversity against you from your own house; and I will take your wives before your eyes and give them to your neighbor, and he shall lie with your wives in the sight of this sun.For you did it secretly, but I will do this thing before all Israel, before the sun.' "

10. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID : PROPHET OF DAVID NAKED IN FRONT OF FEMALE SERVANTS

2 Samuel 6:20 ESV
And David returned to bless his household. But Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David and said, "How the king of Israel honored himself today, uncovering himself today before the eyes of his servants' female servants, as one of the vulgar fellows shamelessly uncovers himself!"

11. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF ISAIAH : PROPHET OF ISAIAH AND THE CAPTIVE OF KING ASSYRIA, RUNNING NUDE NAKED, BAREFOOT THREE YEARS

Isaiah 20:2-4 NKJV
at the same time the Lord spoke by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, "Go, and remove the sackcloth from your body, and take your sandals off your feet." And he did so, walking naked and barefoot. Then the Lord said, "Just as My servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and a wonder against Egypt and Ethiopia, so shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians as prisoners and the Ethiopians as captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.

12. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHETS: ALL THE PROPHETS AND PRIESTS, ARE WICKED AND EVIL.

Jeremiah 23:11-12 CEB
Both prophet and priest are godless; I even find their evil in my temple, declares the LORD.Therefore, they will find themselves on slippery ground and will be thrust into darkness, where they will collapse. I will bring disaster upon them, when their time comes, declares the LORD.

PROPHETS AND APOSTLES, IS THE MAN CHOSEN BY GOD, RECEIVE THE WORD OF GOD, AND PREACH THE WORD OF GOD TO HIS PEOPLE. PROPHETS AND APOSTLES, ARE THE HOLY MAN , GLORIFIED GOD, CARED FROM MORAL TURPITUDE.

IMPOSSIBLE, UNREASONABLE, GOD PUT HIS WORD, TO THOSE DESPICABLE.
Do you think anyone actually read your posts?

Level 1

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#2015 Apr 29, 2016
LOL @ Talking to burning bushes while on PCP...

LMAO @ Married men that never pop the cherry of their wife...

Obviously one can split a whole sea and only common sense tells mankind that some can defy gravity and walk on water without the need of technology. Magic is so great sciencedamnit! Hehehe....

Level 1

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#2016 Apr 29, 2016
INSULTING THE PROPHETS wrote:
ALL THE RELIGION CONCEPT, THE CONCEPT OF FAITH, THE CONSEPT OF WORSHIP JESUS, IS SAME WITH ISLAM. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE JESUS BRING CHRISTIANITY

CHRISTIANITY, IS THE RELIGION OF SLANDER MAKER AND INSULTING THE PROPHET.

7.. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF JACOB : PROPHET OF JACOB TRICKSTER

Genesis 27:35-36 GW
Isaac said, "Your brother came and deceived me and has taken away your blessing." Esau said, "Isn't that why he's named Jacob? He's cheated me twice already: He took my rights as firstborn, and now he's taken my blessing." So he asked, "Haven't you saved a blessing for me?"

8. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID : PROPHET OF DAVID FORNICATE WITH THE WIFE OF URIAH

2 Samuel 11:2-5 GW
Now, when evening came, David got up from his bed and walked around on the roof of the royal palace. From the roof he saw a woman bathing, and she was very pretty.David sent someone to ask about the woman. The man said, "She's Bathsheba, daughter of Eliam and wife of Uriah the Hittite."So David sent messengers and took her. She came to him, and he went to bed with her. Then she went home.The woman had become pregnant. So she sent someone to tell David that she was pregnant.

9. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID : GOD OF REVENGE TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID, BY WAY OF ORDER OTHER PEOPLE SCREWING HIS WIFE, IN FRONT OF THE ISRAEL

2 Samuel 12:11-12 NKJV
Thus says the Lord:'Behold, I will raise up adversity against you from your own house; and I will take your wives before your eyes and give them to your neighbor, and he shall lie with your wives in the sight of this sun.For you did it secretly, but I will do this thing before all Israel, before the sun.' "

10. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF DAVID : PROPHET OF DAVID NAKED IN FRONT OF FEMALE SERVANTS

2 Samuel 6:20 ESV
And David returned to bless his household. But Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David and said, "How the king of Israel honored himself today, uncovering himself today before the eyes of his servants' female servants, as one of the vulgar fellows shamelessly uncovers himself!"

11. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHET OF ISAIAH : PROPHET OF ISAIAH AND THE CAPTIVE OF KING ASSYRIA, RUNNING NUDE NAKED, BAREFOOT THREE YEARS

Isaiah 20:2-4 NKJV
at the same time the Lord spoke by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, "Go, and remove the sackcloth from your body, and take your sandals off your feet." And he did so, walking naked and barefoot. Then the Lord said, "Just as My servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and a wonder against Egypt and Ethiopia, so shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians as prisoners and the Ethiopians as captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.

12. SLANDER AND INSULT TO THE PROPHETS: ALL THE PROPHETS AND PRIESTS, ARE WICKED AND EVIL.

Jeremiah 23:11-12 CEB
Both prophet and priest are godless; I even find their evil in my temple, declares the LORD.Therefore, they will find themselves on slippery ground and will be thrust into darkness, where they will collapse. I will bring disaster upon them, when their time comes, declares the LORD.

PROPHETS AND APOSTLES, IS THE MAN CHOSEN BY GOD, RECEIVE THE WORD OF GOD, AND PREACH THE WORD OF GOD TO HIS PEOPLE. PROPHETS AND APOSTLES, ARE THE HOLY MAN , GLORIFIED GOD, CARED FROM MORAL TURPITUDE.

IMPOSSIBLE, UNREASONABLE, GOD PUT HIS WORD, TO THOSE DESPICABLE.
I think that your capslock key is stuck...
Baptized Believer

Pierceton, IN

#2017 Apr 29, 2016
Well He came out of the sky and said to 'me', "Are these people making fun of Me?
I replied, "No they're actually just too dumb to see the truth in the Bible and what can be learned from Thee, have patience Lord for they're soon to see Your glory when You return for 'me'."

Level 1

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#2018 Apr 29, 2016
I didn't know that any god wrote any books. I was under the impression that every single book of any bible were actually written by men that believed that the earth was flat.I guess that I'm just too uneducated in this matter lol. I guess I will go to hell when I die. At least there will be plenty of light there and I will remain warm :)
earthisthebadpla ce

Las Vegas, NV

#2025 May 7, 2016
I didn't believe in the noah story until i looked further into it. Older translations have the flood "covering the ground" and not "the earth." And the boat resting in the "hill country of ararat", not a mountain top. None can believe in the churches rendition of course.

Adam and eve, hard to believe to say the least. Until you look into it. The "creation" of mankind was in chap. 1 and then it says new ones were "formed", those are your adam and eve folks. After they were booted from the parabolic garden, it was just a metaphor the whole thing, and cain was booted he found his wife from the other peoples that were already around.

But the most hard to believe, the absolute most, was the teaching of a loving god making hell and sending people there. But after looking into it never said that at all. It speaks of an accountability for all, a forgiveness for all, and change for all.

After seeing numerous supernatural things i can tell you that someone made this place. It's worth looking into. And don't look now, the entire planet is a gigantic parable, our reality is a parable. I don't know why they'd make it to begin with but i can say they have the power to make us live once more, this "resurrection" thing was only advanced sciences the whole time.

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