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Since: Aug 12

Mount Olympus

#1974 Feb 10, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Nancy wrote:

BTW.. could you please instruct the other believers to stop knocking on my door at 8:00 Sunday Morning? Thanks

Beth writes :

Just answer the door nakeed , they'll never come back ...; )
My brother-in-law did exactly that when they knocked while they were having intimate relations.
Six foot six, 300 lbs and still standing at full mast as he swung open the door yelling obscenities.
They were never bothered again.

If you were to open the door naked, I'm quite certain you'd have a fresh crowd each week ;)

“The Topix Legend of GS!”

Since: Sep 10

Yunited States, North America

#1975 Feb 10, 2013
My entourage has arrived with a proxy. Oh yes my star shines bright and I am legendary thanks to those that scurry from thread to thread trying to get my attention.
Disappointed

United States

#1976 Feb 10, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
My entourage has arrived with a proxy. Oh yes my star shines bright and I am legendary thanks to those that scurry from thread to thread trying to get my attention.
I'm no entourage, Sweetcheeks. And no proxy.
I'm saddened to see you become this...arrogance.

“The Topix Legend of GS!”

Since: Sep 10

Yunited States, North America

#1977 Feb 10, 2013
Disappointed wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm no entourage, Sweetcheeks. And no proxy.
I'm saddened to see you become this...arrogance.
Precious it is necessary at this moment and in time it will become evident to you.
Disappointed

United States

#1978 Feb 10, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
<quoted text>Precious it is necessary at this moment and in time it will become evident to you.
I hope so

“The Topix Legend of GS!”

Since: Sep 10

Yunited States, North America

#1979 Feb 10, 2013
I just received an Email and know this is not Precious and only a poster trying to join my entourage.
Disappointed

United States

#1980 Feb 10, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
I just received an Email and know this is not Precious and only a poster trying to join my entourage.
If you really want proof, email me. I assure you I am he.
Disappointed

United States

#1981 Feb 10, 2013
Go to my unbannable account and email the address listed there.
I'll reply there and here.
Disappointed

United States

#1982 Feb 10, 2013
Or check or PMs. I just sent you one...

“The Topix Legend of GS!”

Since: Sep 10

Yunited States, North America

#1983 Feb 10, 2013
Disappointed wrote:
Or check or PMs. I just sent you one...
Precious we shall see Dear because I did email the address I have directly from my personal email account as I have done numerous times in the past.

Level 1

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1984 Feb 10, 2013
Nancy Botwin wrote:
<quoted text>
Ohhhh...TROLL.. You so deserve this!
Pastor Deacon Fred preaches to thousands of Atheists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =nECGkQLftpoXX
Glory!
You are delivered unto Satan in Jesus' Name O Bible hater.
Student of the bizarre

Fullerton, CA

#1985 Feb 10, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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You are delivered unto Satan in Jesus' Name O Bible hater.
If God is omnipotent and perfect in every way, why has it needed an erase and do-over several times?

1. His first genetic engineering and climate control experiments did not go well.

2. He was moderately successful with the second try.
But couldn't control the livestock well enough to keep it out of the prime agriculture areas.

3. He couldn't keep His help from consorting and breeding with the livestock.

4. That tainted the already miniscule incestuous gene pool,
and produced hyper aggressive creatures that killed litter mates.

5. After dividing the herd and giving them a few century's to grow. He couldn't keep the weeds from sprouting in abundance.
So He basically threw up his hands and said
"To hell with it. I'll flush the whole mess and start over."

6. Couldn't be bothered to transport what little viable lifeforms he had left to safety.
Instead he directed them to all climb into a hollow log
and hang on for a year or two till he got the drain unplugged.

7. For convenience we can skip over the next 4000 years
of abysmal failures and the continued theme of "it's not quite right" and culling of the herd. Over and Over and Over.

8. During all this time
He is in a pissing contest with his lab partner
and best friend who He adored for his beauty.
:-\
Uh, ignore that.....(yes yes I know it was written;
but that was personal and left in the book by accident)

9. He decides He wants a child of His own.
Enlists the help of a surrogate to artificially impregnate
a girl of 14 with His magnificent seed.

10. Well we know that ended badly.

So here we are approximately 2000 years later.
Again there are whispers of His wrath and frustration.
And the implied threat of extinction.

Frankly in my opinion, if God was in university;
He has failed every final exam miserably.

It's time we grew up as a species and started dealing with things ourselves.
Instead of depending on the unstable mood swings, ambivalence,
and clear ineptitude of a impotent Fairytale father figure.
wuzluz

Pittsburgh, PA

#1986 Feb 11, 2013
http://youtube.com/watch... Get over it,any bible a lie

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Since: Jul 12

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#1988 Feb 11, 2013
Student of the bizarre wrote:
<quoted text>If God is omnipotent and perfect in every way, why has it needed an erase and do-over several times?
To warn you of what will soon happen to you.

“Reality bites”

Level 2

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#1989 Feb 11, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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To warn you of what will soon happen to you.
Thats stoopid.If god knew we where fluck ups from the get go. Why did he create the whole dang mess? Some kinda god joke?
danclark

Baltimore, MD

#1990 Feb 11, 2013
Hell Sucks wrote:
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Actually, it goes much deeper than that. In a secular court, what sort of fair act is it to use the Bible as a instrument of preventing perjury? For those that don't believe, it has no meaning. For those that do, God tells us never to swear on anything in His name or any other oath.
James 5:
12 But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation.
So actually a Christian should be able to refuse the oath as it would conflict with their religious beliefs. What it comes down to is that the oath is forcing the hand of a believer and is perjury if proven to either that lie. Therefore the use of the Bible as vow of honesty in the courts is hypocritical and unconstitutional to those that believe on The Holy Bible.
thanks- you made my points on this clear.
danclark

Baltimore, MD

#1991 Feb 11, 2013
Nancy Botwin wrote:
<quoted text>
George Carlin did a great piece on this subject...Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =hWiBt-pqp0EXX
Thanks. I have seen that video before. Also, howmany C.E..O's go to church? Goveners, mayors that most go to church of any faith, listen to sermons and leave the lessons at the door of the church as they leave. Seems most the world over follow a faith. Look what good it does when watching the news. How many lives ruined by believers is evident.

Level 1

Since: Aug 12

Mount Olympus

#1992 Feb 11, 2013
danclark wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks. I have seen that video before. Also, howmany C.E..O's go to church? Goveners, mayors that most go to church of any faith, listen to sermons and leave the lessons at the door of the church as they leave. Seems most the world over follow a faith. Look what good it does when watching the news. How many lives ruined by believers is evident.
Going to church doesn't make one a believer.

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Level 8

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#1993 Feb 11, 2013
danclark wrote:
<quoted text> Thanks. I have seen that video before. Also, howmany C.E..O's go to church? Goveners, mayors that most go to church of any faith, listen to sermons and leave the lessons at the door of the church as they leave. Seems most the world over follow a faith. Look what good it does when watching the news. How many lives ruined by believers is evident.
Because those sort put on the sheep-suit as they come and go to fit their needs. That represents a large populous of those wearing the Christian label. It is just a suit with a label. They are still not a sheep of the Shepherd. His sheep wear no suit or need no label. They are His sheep throughout their life from that moment He transforms them and have no need to impress others with something that is not their genuine design.

I know a guy that ran for office that believed in God but not Christ as a Savior. He was very strong about those feelings. He decided to start going to church so that communities would believe he was a Christian since he now wore his sheep-suit when advantageous. Because the community was large % Christians it was another aid to get the vote. That is quite a common tactic. Going to church and claiming to be Christian does not make one One with Christ or connected to Him in any way.

Then there are those that go to church a couple times a year and donate money they have plenty of to appear upstanding and fit in, and also buy their way to heaven just in case it really does exist. Mass fail all around. The only ones that care are also wearing sheep-suits.
bible observer

Naperville, IL

#1995 Feb 11, 2013
Titan Uranus wrote:
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Going to church doesn't make one a believer.
The bible saying its the word of god doesnt make it so.

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