What bible story do you find hardest to believe?

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Why don't you go out, today, and share your bits of "wisdom" with your neighbors and townsfolk? I'm sure they'd love to hear it!
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If people acted in the real world like they do here I don't think overpopulation would be a problem.
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Why don't you go out, today, and share your bits of "wisdom" with your neighbors and townsfolk? I'm sure they'd love to hear it!
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The ordinance provides that no person shall be concerned or instrumental in collecting or promoting any assemblage of persons, under pretence of or for public worship or exhortation, in any streets of the City of New-York, except clergymen or ministers of any denomination who may have obtained a written permission.

It is claimed that Xxxxxxxx was not a minister of the gospel and had obtained no written permission.
From the deposition of Oooo Oooo , a policeman, who arrested Xxxxxxxx, it appears that Xxxxxxxx was, on Sept. 16, 1860, engaged in haranguing a crowd in East-street, making demonstrations and using violent language, which caused the crowd to be disorderly, filling the sidewalk so that it was almost impossible to pass, and using such language as caused the Police present to be made a laughing-stock of.
He also invited all present to come next Sunday, to see him disobey and defy all the universe.
At this time he stood on top of a house, descanting upon temperance, and again extending an invitation to the crowd to come next Sunday, and he would talk to them from the logs down there, in spite of law and the universe.

http://www.nytimes.com/1861/09/18/news/street...
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A talking snake would freak me out.

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15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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If people acted in the real world like they do here I don't think overpopulation would be a problem.
I agree!

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The ordinance provides that no person shall be concerned or instrumental in collecting or promoting any assemblage of persons, under pretence of or for public worship or exhortation, in any streets of the City of New-York, except clergymen or ministers of any denomination who may have obtained a written permission.
It is claimed that Xxxxxxxx was not a minister of the gospel and had obtained no written permission.
From the deposition of Oooo Oooo , a policeman, who arrested Xxxxxxxx, it appears that Xxxxxxxx was, on Sept. 16, 1860, engaged in haranguing a crowd in East-street, making demonstrations and using violent language, which caused the crowd to be disorderly, filling the sidewalk so that it was almost impossible to pass, and using such language as caused the Police present to be made a laughing-stock of.
He also invited all present to come next Sunday, to see him disobey and defy all the universe.
At this time he stood on top of a house, descanting upon temperance, and again extending an invitation to the crowd to come next Sunday, and he would talk to them from the logs down there, in spite of law and the universe.
http://www.nytimes.com/1861/09/18/news/street...
LOL! Interesting, but what I had in mind was just conversation in passing between two (or a few) people.
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Exodus 3
A talking, burning bush that isn't consumed by fire? Think Mo' found some good weed and was schmoken da phatty..

Genesis 5:32 - 7:24
Like I'm so sure..
Some six-thousand years ago..
A five-hundred year old dude grasp nuclear fission?
He would've had to highly enrich uranium..
Build a nuclear reactor for power & propulsion.. Forge and fabricate a yellow submarine..
One big enough for every living creature?
An all female Swedish beach volley ball team sure, but every living creature, huh uh.

Genesis 9 sounds like a cool gig..
Ok, I'll do it..

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You and your loved ones are delivered unto Satan in Jesus' Name. The Blood of Jesus against you Satan.
Boy that aint crap. Try this one

In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS' Name.

What a maroon

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<quoted text>Boy that aint crap. Try this one
In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS' Name.
What a maroon
You got that one from Laci, didn't you?
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Who does DollarBill think he is condemning others in the name of God? If there is indeed a God then He would be insulted that some lowly person who claims to know Him and His will would so easily condemn another person in His name rather than embrace his fellow man, forgive him for his ignorance and try to lead him toward the path of righteousness.

It is not the goal of God to scare people away from each other or Him but to draw them together as one. God loves all his children and only He decides who enters the Kingdom of Heaven. Not some forum fruitcake who claims to know the word God because he read a book about Him.

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Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>You got that one from Laci, didn't you?
http://www.demonbuster.com/

I dare ya, its a cold trip

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Geno, your socks are showing!

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tickedoffchic wrote:
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Why don't you go out, today, and share your bits of "wisdom" with your neighbors and townsfolk? I'm sure they'd love to hear it!
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I share it with everybody who will listen.

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<quoted text>Boy that aint crap. Try this one
In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS' Name.
What a maroon
God doesn't answer your prayers. And you have no Godly power. So what's your point?

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Who does DollarBill think he is condemning others in the name of God? If there is indeed a God then He would be insulted that some lowly person who claims to know Him and His will would so easily condemn another person in His name rather than embrace his fellow man, forgive him for his ignorance and try to lead him toward the path of righteousness.
It is not the goal of God to scare people away from each other or Him but to draw them together as one. God loves all his children and only He decides who enters the Kingdom of Heaven. Not some forum fruitcake who claims to know the word God because he read a book about Him.
Hebrews 10
31 It is a terrifying thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

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What bible story do you find hardest to believe?
dollarsbill wrote:
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God doesn't answer your prayers. And you have no Godly power. So what's your point?

Yours.

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Melody_E wrote:
What bible story do you find hardest to believe?
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Yours.
I didn't write the Bible. I just believe it.

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dollarsbill wrote:
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I didn't write the Bible. I just believe it.
Why, man wrote it

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Jazybird58 wrote:
<quoted text>Why, man wrote it
The Apostle Paul called "ignorant".
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dollarsbill wrote:
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So repent and agree with God and you will be saved.
I have said on this forum I still seek God. That bible is not the word of God. I ecplained briefly why earlier. IF you believe in those religious icons then I dare say that bible is a clever work of Satan to fool people and lead them away by claiming to be god. That so many fall "prey" to it while I think Gods word is in us, not a instruction book with tall tales. Your attitude on this forum DEMON-strates this.
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dollarsbill wrote:
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Hebrews 10
31 It is a terrifying thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
Another demon-stration of Satan. "Terrifying" to fall into the hands of god. It should'nt be. Supposed to be wonderous.

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