What bible story do you find hardest to believe?

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Everyone dies. It is foolish to pretend that they don't.
I've had a great run and am content with the way I've lived my life.
I'll go out with a smile.....
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That is the nature of life.
Why does this upset you so much that you try to deny it?
It is what it is. Nothing to fear really.
I doubt you will go out with a smile, but even if you do, without salvation you will immediately be in terror after death. Your worst nightmare awaits you after death. The eternal fire.

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Why would I be afraid of being with Jesus forever? Nonsense.
You have no way to know absolutely for certain of your salvation until it is granted to you at judgment.

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Why would I be afraid of being with Jesus forever? Nonsense.
What would you do if you were were with Jesus, forever?
You're the nonsensical one. NO ONE can attain the perfection to be with Jesus forever in one lifetime. Get real, man! What if YOU attained the perfection to be with Jesus forever but your loved ones didn't? Didn't you recently say that you didn't want to separated from your loved ones?
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Without reading the entirety of the thread, so it may have been said, I would say the sucky and unbelieveable part is the part where Eve suffers pain during menstruation & child birth due to eating an apple...

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Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>You have no way to know absolutely for certain of your salvation until it is granted to you at judgment.
The Bible gives God's people the assurance. That's why you don't have assurance.

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I doubt you will go out with a smile, but even if you do, without salvation you will immediately be in terror after death. Your worst nightmare awaits you after death. The eternal fire.
You know nothing! You will come back again and again until you get it right. You think you can judge people. You are so not a Christian,

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Without reading the entirety of the thread, so it may have been said, I would say the sucky and unbelieveable part is the part where Eve suffers pain during menstruation & child birth due to eating an apple...
The Bible never stated it was an apple........maybe actually read it before making a fool out of yourself.

Here's a link for you to start:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...

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You know nothing! You will come back again and again until you get it right. You think you can judge people. You are so not a Christian,
I know you're headed for the eternal fire. You can't say you weren't warned.

BTW, you just severely contradicted yourself.

"You think you can judge people. You are so not a Christian"

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The Bible never stated it was an apple........maybe actually read it before making a fool out of yourself.
Here's a link for you to start:
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The story of the Garden of Eden/Adam and Eve is a simple child's story.
The main thing to get from it is that God created.

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I know you're headed for the eternal fire. You can't say you weren't warned.
BTW, you just severely contradicted yourself.
"You think you can judge people. You are so not a Christian"
YOU are not a Christian! Jesus forgave. YOU know NOTHING about me. So take your pompous a** judgements and stick them where the Sun don't shine. I'll bet you NEVER made amends to the people you've hurt, in this life. I'll bet you just prayed to Jesus for forgiveness. I'll bet you never gave a thought to your behaviour. I'll bet you just think if you believe, Jesus will forgive.

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Why would I be afraid of being with Jesus forever? Nonsense.
You can't help thinking like a primitive human, can you?
"*I**ME**I**ME*
**I can't possibly die!**
**I must continue to be!**

When you are dead, your brain (that thing between your ears that you imagine/think with) will cease to function.
*YOU* will NOT be YOU anymore.
This has happened to everyone who has ever been born.
You and Jesus won't be hanging out.

But it's ok. You won't be sad because it didn't happen.
You won't have an operational brain to think unhappy thoughts with.
Win-win situation.

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<quoted text>YOU are not a Christian! Jesus forgave. YOU know NOTHING about me. So take your pompous a** judgements and stick them where the Sun don't shine. I'll bet you NEVER made amends to the people you've hurt, in this life. I'll bet you just prayed to Jesus for forgiveness. I'll bet you never gave a thought to your behaviour. I'll bet you just think if you believe, Jesus will forgive.
Jesus forgives those who repent. You just judged me again. I know you reject the God of the Bible. The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

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<quoted text>The story of the Garden of Eden/Adam and Eve is a simple child's story.
The main thing to get from it is that God created.
It happened exactly as stated in the Word of God.

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aWitchintheWoods wrote:
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You can't help thinking like a primitive human, can you?
"*I**ME**I**ME*
**I can't possibly die!**
**I must continue to be!**
When you are dead, your brain (that thing between your ears that you imagine/think with) will cease to function.
*YOU* will NOT be YOU anymore.
This has happened to everyone who has ever been born.
You and Jesus won't be hanging out.
But it's ok. You won't be sad because it didn't happen.
You won't have an operational brain to think unhappy thoughts with.
Win-win situation.
All you have to offer is your erroneous opinions. That's what's great about the Bible. It is God's words. Your fate:

Revelation 20
10 And the devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are also; and THEY WILL BE TORMENTED DAY AND NIGHT FOREVER AND EVER.

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<quoted text>YOU are not a Christian! Jesus forgave. YOU know NOTHING about me. So take your pompous a** judgements and stick them where the Sun don't shine. I'll bet you NEVER made amends to the people you've hurt, in this life. I'll bet you just prayed to Jesus for forgiveness. I'll bet you never gave a thought to your behaviour. I'll bet you just think if you believe, Jesus will forgive.
LOL! "Pompous a$$."
You called that one right!
He is one of those "no one understands god but me ..and I'm his favorite..
and the rest of you are just going to die..die..die."

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Romans Road wrote:
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It happened exactly as stated in the Word of God.
No, it did not.
That is a simply story answering "where did I come from, mommy?"

The Bible is not a science or history book.

And, no. God did not form some clay dude and breath life into this clay dude and then we had a living clay dude walking around. Get real.

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LOL! "Pompous a$$."
You called that one right!
He is one of those "no one understands god but me ..and I'm his favorite..
and the rest of you are just going to die..die..die."
A few of us will live. Alas, the majority choose the eternal fire.
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All you have to offer is your erroneous opinions. That's what's great about the Bible. It is God's words. Your fate:
Revelation 20
10 And the devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are also; and THEY WILL BE TORMENTED DAY AND NIGHT FOREVER AND EVER.
Why does gods words have so many mistakes,contradictions and fairytales in it?

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aWitchintheWoods wrote:
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LOL! "Pompous a$$."
You called that one right!
He is one of those "no one understands god but me ..and I'm his favorite..
and the rest of you are just going to die..die..die."
Yep! He's a cretin! LOL!

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