What bible story do you find hardest to believe?

[Rosa]

...there are many bible stories I don't know if I should believe or not...like the one where Father Jesus took the young boys for a long, long walk into the woods and they stayed overnight...

[archie bonker]

Rosa wrote:

...there are many bible stories I don't know if I should believe or not...like the one where Father Jesus took the young boys for a long, long walk into the woods and they stayed overnight...

Was that when jesus was a boyscout master?

[dollarsbill]

aWitchintheWoods wrote:

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Just another version of "JUST WAIT TIL YOUR DADDY GETS HOME! THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY!"
Only daddy isn't real.....

Your phoney opinion. The Truth:

Matthew 13:40-42 (NASB)
40 "So just as the tares are gathered up and burned with fire, so shall it be at the end of the age. 41 "The Son of Man will send forth His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all stumbling blocks, and those who commit lawlessness, 42 and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

[dollarsbill]

observer wrote:

<quoted text> Does satan shit,shower and shave too?

The Blood of Jesus against you and your family in Jesus' Name.

[dollarsbill]

dragoon70056 wrote:

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He sent me one last night, for about 20 minutes worth of heaven :)

The Blood of Jesus against you and your loved ones in Jesus' Name.

[Tiny Timmie]

Wow, a "Christian" curse?

[tickedoffchic]

Tiny Timmie wrote:

Wow, a "Christian" curse?

Yes! Can you believe it? LOL!!!

[reality]

Tiny Timmie wrote:

Wow, a "Christian" curse?

Well kid,I rather have an honest atheist swear than a prim and proper christian molest an alter boy.catch my drift?

[01Justsayin]

dollarsbill wrote:

<quoted text>The Blood of Jesus against you and your loved ones in Jesus' Name.

Hate to break it to ya and all, but that's not the way that works.

[Maliciousness]

All of it!

[aWitchintheWoods]

dollarsbill wrote:

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Your phoney opinion. The Truth:
Matthew 13:40-42 (NASB)
40 "So just as the tares are gathered up and burned with fire, so shall it be at the end of the age. 41 "The Son of Man will send forth His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all stumbling blocks, and those who commit lawlessness, 42 and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

LOL! No, it is my honestly rational, well-considered opinion.
I'll match that against your phoney old book of myths anytime.

The Truth is that humanity has learned a great deal in 2000 years.
We are no longer superstitious goatherders and can recognize BS when we see it.

[danclark]

aWitchintheWoods wrote:

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LOL! No, it is my honestly rational, well-considered opinion.
I'll match that against your phoney old book of myths anytime.
The Truth is that humanity has learned a great deal in 2000 years.
We are no longer superstitious goatherders and can recognize BS when we see it.

I use the bibles own words to disprove it and it frustrates the religiously inclined. They still accept every word as true.

[15th Dalai Lama]

Maliciousness wrote:

All of it!

I don't really believe David paid two hundred foreskins of Philistines for Michal. I also don't believe the other story where David paid one hundred foreskins of Philistines for Michal.

[dollarsbill]

Tiny Timmie wrote:

Wow, a "Christian" curse?

You and your loved ones are delivered unto Satan in Jesus' Name.

[dollarsbill]

01Justsayin wrote:

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Hate to break it to ya and all, but that's not the way that works.

You and your loved ones are delivered unto Satan in Jesus' Name.

[dollarsbill]

aWitchintheWoods wrote:

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LOL! No, it is my honestly rational, well-considered opinion.
I'll match that against your phoney old book of myths anytime.
The Truth is that humanity has learned a great deal in 2000 years.
We are no longer superstitious goatherders and can recognize BS when we see it.

You're on. When you die you will enter the eternal fire.

[jackie38]

all of them

[dr fill]

jackie38 wrote:

all of them

You are correct jackie.The bible was written by delusional goat herders wacked out on wild mushrooms that made them spaced out.Its funny how a book of unknown authors can have people follow it blindly with out question.

[jackie38]

dr fill wrote:

<quoted text> You are correct jackie.The bible was written by delusional goat herders wacked out on wild mushrooms that made them spaced out.Its funny how a book of unknown authors can have people follow it blindly with out question.

who said it all happened anyway was they their no i dont think so

[WildMountainHone y]

I believe 100% the Bible and everything in it, however Jonah and the Whale????