What bible story do you find hardest ...

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#1740 Jan 31, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
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He wasn't talking to you...or you would know the answer!!!
Sheesh...don't any of you get it?
No, none of us get it.
Only YOU, oh enlightened one, understand the mystery.
That certainly makes you VERY SPECIAL.

Oh yes.

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#1741 Jan 31, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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He is everywhere. You will see Him soon, but you will wish you didn't when He sends His angels after you.
Matthew 13:41-42 (NASB)
41 "The Son of Man will send forth His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all stumbling blocks, and those who commit lawlessness, 42 and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Just another version of "JUST WAIT TIL YOUR DADDY GETS HOME! THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY!"

Only daddy isn't real.....
observer

Naperville, IL

#1742 Jan 31, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Let us know if you still think it's funny after Satan visits you and those you love.
Does satan shit,shower and shave too?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1743 Jan 31, 2013
The pillar of salt thingy..GOT PEPPER,,.. PARTY..
OMG!!

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#1744 Jan 31, 2013
aWitchintheWoods wrote:
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No, none of us get it.
Only YOU, oh enlightened one, understand the mystery.
That certainly makes you VERY SPECIAL.
Oh yes.
Not much.. I can say to you....lol

I'm not special but am chosen!

He needs no help....we were broke and he fixed us...I'm good with that...not you??? sorry!

:(
frank

Greenville, NC

#1745 Jan 31, 2013
I've often wondered how many (of the haters) here would brazenly say such hateful things to the face of a muslim or "jew"...or anyone for that matter.

Your brave in an anonymous internet forum talking smack to "turn the other cheek" xtians--would you or could you do the same thing in real-life?

shalom

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#1746 Jan 31, 2013
hmm...the book of revelation is a little hard to follow so i'd say that
bible examiner

Naperville, IL

#1747 Feb 1, 2013
01Justsayin wrote:
hmm...the book of revelation is a little hard to follow so i'd say that
I agree.I think it was written after goat herders ate some mushrooms that gave them some wild assss dreams.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#1748 Feb 1, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...old and tired joke...just like you and barfie and bonkers...hey do you ever make it back to NOLA for Mardi Gras?...might be fun for you and all your ex-wives to get together...
Which loonie bin did you escape from this time?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#1749 Feb 1, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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The Jesus who will send His angels after you.
He sent me one last night, for about 20 minutes worth of heaven :)

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#1750 Feb 1, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
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Not much.. I can say to you....lol
I'm not special but am chosen!
What then? You are just a random selection?
Mister_ E wrote:
<quoted text> He needs no help....we were broke and he fixed us...I'm good with that...not you??? sorry!
:(
So you believe your god is not perfect after all?
Because a perfect being could not create anything less than perfection.
(Don't try to say that "we" did it since that would mean we have as much or even more power than your god. How could mere humans thwart "his plan" for us.)

Face it. You are anthropomophizing an imaginary being to explain the things you don't understand and fear in reality.
Things like why bad things happen to good people... and lying, cheating bastards have success.
To convince yourself that you are not going to cease to exist one day.
To feel loved and protected by a big invisible parent.

Don't be sorry that I don't buy your nonsense.
I have a great life, no superstitious fantasies required.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#1751 Feb 1, 2013
bible examiner wrote:
<quoted text>I agree.I think it was written after goat herders ate some mushrooms that gave them some wild assss dreams.
Lol I wouldn't go as far as to say all that. It's still pretty hard to wrap my head around, though.
bible examiner

Naperville, IL

#1755 Feb 1, 2013
01Justsayin wrote:
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Lol I wouldn't go as far as to say all that. It's still pretty hard to wrap my head around, though.
Well they didnt know which herbs were healthy or the ones that got ya spaced out.Maybe they did know and said hey man lets have some of them purple mushrooms before we write this last chapter dude.then the other goat herder said Like wow dude far out!!! Lets do this dude!!!!!

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#1757 Feb 1, 2013
bible examiner wrote:
<quoted text>Well they didnt know which herbs were healthy or the ones that got ya spaced out.Maybe they did know and said hey man lets have some of them purple mushrooms before we write this last chapter dude.then the other goat herder said Like wow dude far out!!! Lets do this dude!!!!!
Lol

Level 1

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#1758 Feb 1, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
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Not much.. I can say to you....lol
I'm not special but am chosen!
He needs no help....we were broke and he fixed us...I'm good with that...not you??? sorry!
:(
Sorry dear, you're not special, you're delusional.
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#1759 Feb 1, 2013
...there are many bible stories I don't know if I should believe or not...like the one where Father Jesus took the young boys for a long, long walk into the woods and they stayed overnight...
archie bonker

Naperville, IL

#1760 Feb 1, 2013
Rosa wrote:
...there are many bible stories I don't know if I should believe or not...like the one where Father Jesus took the young boys for a long, long walk into the woods and they stayed overnight...
Was that when jesus was a boyscout master?

Level 1

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1761 Feb 3, 2013
aWitchintheWoods wrote:
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Just another version of "JUST WAIT TIL YOUR DADDY GETS HOME! THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY!"
Only daddy isn't real.....
Your phoney opinion. The Truth:

Matthew 13:40-42 (NASB)
40 "So just as the tares are gathered up and burned with fire, so shall it be at the end of the age. 41 "The Son of Man will send forth His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all stumbling blocks, and those who commit lawlessness, 42 and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Level 1

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1762 Feb 3, 2013
observer wrote:
<quoted text> Does satan shit,shower and shave too?
The Blood of Jesus against you and your family in Jesus' Name.

Level 1

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1763 Feb 3, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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He sent me one last night, for about 20 minutes worth of heaven :)
The Blood of Jesus against you and your loved ones in Jesus' Name.

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