What bible story do you find hardest ...

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#1659 Jan 17, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Embarassment....
Yes, your play "Christian" routine is an embarrassment to Christianity........actually it is not, since no one is stupid enough to believe the troll game. Carry on though.....but just don't think for a second that you or the other play "Christians" are fooling anyone with an IQ above 10.
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A typical Topix play "Christian":

I'm a cristian but i hate cristions...hee hee, i foolin the peeple...tee hee....love love love i dont noe how reed the bible but love love love.....tee hee , gummy bears...tee hee...kandy good yummy...gummy, i fools the peeples....dont judge me....i cristion but noes nuthin bout cristanity.....

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I mean really? I'd be humiliated to make posts like that. Thank God though, they show the mindset of those who reject Christ Jesus. Carry on......

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Level 8

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#1660 Jan 17, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Hello :) fancy meeting you here!
<3
the Christian forum is one of the main places i've posted for years. it was once quite successful with some top threads until it got trashed like you see happening once again.

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Level 8

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#1661 Jan 17, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
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A typical Topix play "Christian":
I'm a cristian but i hate cristions...hee hee, i foolin the peeple...tee hee....love love love i dont noe how reed the bible but love love love.....tee hee , gummy bears...tee hee...kandy good yummy...gummy, i fools the peeples....dont judge me....i cristion but noes nuthin bout cristanity.....
wow! that's exactly the grammar and spelling preacherman01 uses. figures you'd be him. you've offered nothing here but hate and judgment.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#1662 Jan 17, 2013
Hell Sucks wrote:
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wow! that's exactly the grammar and spelling preacherman01 uses. figures you'd be him. you've offered nothing here but hate and judgment.
You've proven to be a Christian hater with your actions. Need I start linking to comments made by you in many of your numerous numerous troll accounts?

My point is.... don't pretend to be a Christian. If you want to learn about Christianity, just ask us REAL Christians. We're here to help......but trolling us in play "Christian" troll accounts will only make fools out of yourselves.
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#1663 Jan 17, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, your play "Christian" routine is an embarrassment to Christianity........actually it is not, since no one is stupid enough to believe the troll game. Carry on though.....but just don't think for a second that you or the other play "Christians" are fooling anyone with an IQ above 10.
==========
A typical Topix play "Christian":

I'm a cristian but i hate cristions...hee hee, i foolin the peeple...tee hee....love love love i dont noe how reed the bible but love love love.....tee hee , gummy bears...tee hee...kandy good yummy...gummy, i fools the peeples....dont judge me....i cristion but noes nuthin bout cristanity.....

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I mean really? I'd be humiliated to make posts like that. Thank God though, they show the mindset of those who reject Christ Jesus. Carry on......
That's incredible......it's really no wonder at all.
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#1664 Jan 17, 2013
Hell Sucks wrote:
<quoted text>the Christian forum is one of the main places i've posted for years. it was once quite successful with some top threads until it got trashed like you see happening once again.
Yeah, it's hard to find good threads, ah well, at least we can always find good people :)
Blessings <3
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#1665 Jan 17, 2013
Hell Sucks wrote:
<quoted text>wow! that's exactly the grammar and spelling preacherman01 uses. figures you'd be him. you've offered nothing here but hate and judgment.
Don't know him/her long but 'cristion'? C'mon!

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#1666 Jan 17, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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That's incredible......it's really no wonder at all.
When YOU are going around mocking, trolling, and attacking REAL Christians........YOU will be called out.
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#1667 Jan 17, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
<quoted text>You've proven to be a Christian hater with your actions. Need I start linking to comments made by you in many of your numerous numerous troll accounts?

My point is.... don't pretend to be a Christian. If you want to learn about Christianity, just ask us REAL Christians. We're here to help......but trolling us in play "Christian" troll accounts will only make fools out of yourselves.
Help what? The general population to hate us even more? Good job!
Frank Lee

United States

#1668 Jan 17, 2013
The one where Obama parts the Red Sea and walks on water.

Oops, sorry. Wrong Messiah.
Frank Lee

United States

#1669 Jan 17, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Don't know him/her long but 'cristion'? C'mon!
GET LOST, Ozzie-Pie!

Or else...

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Level 8

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#1670 Jan 17, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
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When YOU are going around mocking, trolling, and attacking REAL Christians........YOU will be called out.
you're the one that does that. there's not one thing real about you.
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#1671 Jan 17, 2013
Hell Sucks wrote:
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you're the one that does that. there's not one thing real about you.
I agree.
<3
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#1672 Jan 17, 2013
Frank Lee wrote:
<quoted text>GET LOST, Ozzie-Pie!
Or else...
You'll tell your mommy on me?
Brian

United States

#1673 Jan 25, 2013
I believe in god, not religion tho. I do believe in the Bible. I do understand how, and why people don't believe in it. The people that wrote it, tried to describe it to the best way they could, and used metaphors, and parables to tell it. I feel its jus misunderstood, and actually everything has a reasonable answer. Jus go threw it and draw pictures of what they were describing. Instead of Noahs ark being a huge boat with with animals, it was a place where they stored DNA in little tubes. Just imagine that angles were extraterrestrial with amazing technology, that the people of that time couldn't describe it, on how we would to this day.
Brian

El Monte, CA

#1674 Jan 25, 2013
Here is another thought. Jesus mother got pregnant while she was a virgin. Right? People may think that is absurd or impossible, but it's not, because of artificial pregnancy. Well today it's not. Well from what I said in my first post, imagine extraterrestrial that is some sort of a supreme being, and they took there DNA and injected Mary with it, and she became pregnant. Well Jesus had special powers, and could work miracles, well if he was half human, and half god (supreme being) then that would make him an hybrid, with some type of powers. This is possible!.......If I went back in time, about a thousand years, and I brought a car, a android cell phone, or any type of modern technology with me, the people back then would have worshiped me and called me a god, or an angel. Imagine extraterrestrial visited then, but with way more advanced technology than what we have now!??! So the Bible could be true, but misunderstood. Also explain all the pyramids, and other wonders that we can't explain, or how they were made??? Aliens EXTRATERRESTRIAL???
frank lees ma

Naperville, IL

#1675 Jan 25, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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You'll tell your mommy on me?
Dont worry about franky,he's grounded for two months.Yeah the other day i come home early from work and open the dorr.what do I see? Little franky treating his body like an amusement park!!!He had lip stick on high heels and was music playing realy loud and wacking himself to beat the band.I screamed Franky no!!!!!!!!He turned and lost his cookies at the same time.That stain will never come off my couch!!!! I shall never sit on it again!!!!! Good Day!!!!!!
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#1676 Jan 25, 2013
frank lees ma wrote:
<quoted text> Dont worry about franky,he's grounded for two months.Yeah the other day i come home early from work and open the dorr.what do I see? Little franky treating his body like an amusement park!!!He had lip stick on high heels and was music playing realy loud and wacking himself to beat the band.I screamed Franky no!!!!!!!!He turned and lost his cookies at the same time.That stain will never come off my couch!!!! I shall never sit on it again!!!!! Good Day!!!!!!
LMCAO!!! Cheers :)
<3
socci

Plattsburg, MO

#1677 Jan 25, 2013

Caveman over bazzillions of years after some big bangism! But those arent really in the Bible anyway.

LMAO!
Troll sockie san

Houston, TX

#1678 Jan 26, 2013
Brian wrote:
Here is another thought. Jesus mother got pregnant while she was a virgin. Right? People may think that is absurd or impossible, but it's not, because of artificial pregnancy. Well today it's not. Well from what I said in my first post, imagine extraterrestrial that is some sort of a supreme being, and they took there DNA and injected Mary with it, and she became pregnant. Well Jesus had special powers, and could work miracles, well if he was half human, and half god (supreme being) then that would make him an hybrid, with some type of powers. This is possible!.......If I went back in time, about a thousand years, and I brought a car, a android cell phone, or any type of modern technology with me, the people back then would have worshiped me and called me a god, or an angel. Imagine extraterrestrial visited then, but with way more advanced technology than what we have now!??! So the Bible could be true, but misunderstood. Also explain all the pyramids, and other wonders that we can't explain, or how they were made??? Aliens EXTRATERRESTRIAL???
This is a reasonable suggestion. Both the time travel + extraterrestrial intervention.
A better question poll might be what story do you find easiest to believe. I would choose the water to wine story.
A packet of grape Kool-Aid, some honey and a half pint of Ever-clear could probably fool a room full of drunk wedding guests today.

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