Well, if it were too long I wouldn't be able to perform the check-up properly.... I need to be able to see as much of your body as possible, for medical purposes. The Louboutin heels just bring you up a bit higher so I can see better.<quoted text>
Ooooo lookey... you spelled it right!
So, this "gown".... why is it so short??
Now please go behind the curtain and change into the gown and shoes.......while I dim the lights and and put on some music.