Dr DILF

Medford, NY

#291 Nov 27, 2012
Raging Headache wrote:
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Ooooo lookey... you spelled it right!
So, this "gown".... why is it so short??
Well, if it were too long I wouldn't be able to perform the check-up properly.... I need to be able to see as much of your body as possible, for medical purposes. The Louboutin heels just bring you up a bit higher so I can see better.

Now please go behind the curtain and change into the gown and shoes.......while I dim the lights and and put on some music.

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#292 Nov 27, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>Are you sure? She's not short, 5'9" :P
Height or lack thereof is not an issue for me.

Level 6

Since: Jun 09

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#293 Nov 27, 2012
Laci Rae wrote:
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hmmmmm after being married for nearly 30 yrs & then free...I had a blast & certainly wasnt looking for committment...then BAM...
met my soulmate =)
Yup. I can't tell you how many folks I've heard rationalize the benefits of their single status, proclaiming they are done with marriage or committed relationships, then BAM. As you say.

Hey, hey, Laci Rae!

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#294 Nov 27, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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Yup. I can't tell you how many folks I've heard rationalize the benefits of their single status, proclaiming they are done with marriage or committed relationships, then BAM. As you say.
Hey, hey, Laci Rae!
Well don't count me - I like my money in the bank.

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Since: Jul 10

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#295 Nov 27, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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Yup. I can't tell you how many folks I've heard rationalize the benefits of their single status, proclaiming they are done with marriage or committed relationships, then BAM. As you say.
Hey, hey, Laci Rae!
Hey there Sugar...I never really proclaimed that I was done...just made up my mind that I'd rather be alone forever than to EVER "just settle" again & when I first glanced at my fellows profile (yes I found him online but he only lived 10 minutes away) I thought might be fun to hang out with, maybe have a few drinks or dinner...did not think he especially handsome at all (pictures can be deceiving)...but then when he sat down on my couch & I said "Are you going to kiss me or not?(Actually, I said, "You wanna get this over with?" lol...the look on his face was priceless...the chemistry was there in spades...that was 14 months ago & the feelings (love) are stronger every day

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#296 Nov 27, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Well don't count me - I like my money in the bank.
We've been living together over a yr & money has never been an issue...we keep our money separate but whats mine is his & his is mine
Hoosier Hillbilly

Depauw, IN

#297 Nov 27, 2012
How old is too old and how young is too young?

How old is old and how young is young?

old and young

Now I must think about it(?)
Hoosier Hillbilly

Depauw, IN

#298 Nov 27, 2012
After careful consideration I've determined this question is not worth the effort of discussing:

"WE" must all look forward to what's in store:

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last nine months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm.

“There is good in everybody”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

NO ONE IS PERFECT..

#299 Nov 27, 2012
we are as young or as old as we feel.they say..on that I feel pretty good so I will say around 25..:O)of course and holding too..

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#300 Nov 27, 2012
Laci Rae wrote:
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We've been living together over a yr & money has never been an issue...we keep our money separate but whats mine is his & his is mine
My system is not for everyone.

Post-divorce statement:

What's her's is her's and what's mine is her's also.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Depauw, IN

#301 Nov 27, 2012
What'cha hold'n deary?

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#302 Nov 27, 2012
you are too old to think so young
DILF

Medford, NY

#303 Nov 27, 2012
Laci Rae wrote:
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Hey there Sugar...I never really proclaimed that I was done...just made up my mind that I'd rather be alone forever than to EVER "just settle" again & when I first glanced at my fellows profile (yes I found him online but he only lived 10 minutes away) I thought might be fun to hang out with, maybe have a few drinks or dinner...did not think he especially handsome at all (pictures can be deceiving)...but then when he sat down on my couch & I said "Are you going to kiss me or not?(Actually, I said, "You wanna get this over with?" lol...the look on his face was priceless...the chemistry was there in spades...that was 14 months ago & the feelings (love) are stronger every day
Good for you....congrats.
Nice to hear good news.......in a world where negativity gets the limelight....

Hope it lasts you until the end.....

8-)

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Since: Jun 09

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#304 Nov 27, 2012
Laci Rae wrote:
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Hey there Sugar...I never really proclaimed that I was done...just made up my mind that I'd rather be alone forever than to EVER "just settle" again & when I first glanced at my fellows profile (yes I found him online but he only lived 10 minutes away) I thought might be fun to hang out with, maybe have a few drinks or dinner...did not think he especially handsome at all (pictures can be deceiving)...but then when he sat down on my couch & I said "Are you going to kiss me or not?(Actually, I said, "You wanna get this over with?" lol...the look on his face was priceless...the chemistry was there in spades...that was 14 months ago & the feelings (love) are stronger every day
And they lived happily ever after.
DILF

Medford, NY

#306 Nov 27, 2012
Hey....Where's Maria today?
Sure hope she isn't out on a date with some floozy or something.

It was just starting to get fun in here again.....

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#307 Nov 27, 2012
DILF wrote:
Hey....Where's Maria today?
Sure hope she isn't out on a date with some floozy or something.
It was just starting to get fun in here again.....
Honestly, I thought she was with you. I'm still chasing after a Romanian/Italian model in one of Always Wary's swings.
DILF

Medford, NY

#308 Nov 27, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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Honestly, I thought she was with you. I'm still chasing after a Romanian/Italian model in one of Always Wary's swings.
Hmmmm....well, if she were with me then I wouldn't be in here either......and she'd be out with some floozy. If you ever catch up with that model maybe the 4 of us can meet up for dinner on a double-date? Model can pay the tab.

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Since: Jun 09

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#309 Nov 27, 2012
DILF wrote:
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Hmmmm....well, if she were with me then I wouldn't be in here either......and she'd be out with some floozy. If you ever catch up with that model maybe the 4 of us can meet up for dinner on a double-date? Model can pay the tab.
If I do catch up with her, it may be a few months before you hear from me again.

“guess who Lois?”

Level 7

Since: Dec 06

A little hole in the wall.

#310 Nov 27, 2012
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
After careful consideration I've determined this question is not worth the effort of discussing:
"WE" must all look forward to what's in store:
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last nine months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm.
Benjamin BUtton, version 2 point OH? Cool!!!
DILF

Medford, NY

#311 Nov 27, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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If I do catch up with her, it may be a few months before you hear from me again.
Well, here's to hoping not hearing from you for a couple of months!!!! Uh, I mean that in a good way.....you know......

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