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#210 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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Nah, I happen to like you..... I couldn't let that happen to someone I liked......lol
I appreciate that. Just know that I would have taken an Italian for you, man. What are digital friends for?

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Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#211 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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No..lol.....he is no longer with us, sadly.
But that leaves my mother-in-law avaialable for ya!!!!
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Ok, as long as she shaves first before making the pizza.

8-|

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#212 Nov 26, 2012
Raging Headache wrote:
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I sure hope so..... but now on to your selling of sex swings....
WHY have we wasted so much time talking about chickens?? lol
Hahaha, it does look like it would be great money maker :)
DILF

Medford, NY

#213 Nov 26, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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I appreciate that. Just know that I would have taken an Italian for you, man. What are digital friends for?
Lesbians?

Oh....sorry, was that a question?

Thanks though.....

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#214 Nov 26, 2012
Raging Headache wrote:
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Is she that hawt woman in the fiat commercial?! I'm not into woman and that one makes me want the car whether it works or not!
She is hot!
DILF

Medford, NY

#215 Nov 26, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Ok, as long as she shaves first before making the pizza.
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OK great, I'll let her know NOW, so she can be ready by Saturday.... You are too kind.
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#216 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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Does she give away any sample product usage videos? I may be curious as to it's workings......
I keep telling her that her business would grow significantly if she offered free trials. For some reason, she seems to think there's a problem with the business model.
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#217 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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Sounds more like a double entree to me.......Now I'm fricken hungry.....and all I have is fig bars in my desk.
And by fig bars you really mean, uh, well, fig bars. Gee.
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#218 Nov 26, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>She is hot!
She'd be even hotter in one of your swings. I can see the marketing for it now...

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#219 Nov 26, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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She'd be even hotter in one of your swings. I can see the marketing for it now...
I took your advise and looked her up, she is Romanian but was married to an Italian, does that count?
Raging Headache

Alto, GA

#220 Nov 26, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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She'd be even hotter in one of your swings. I can see the marketing for it now...
I'm not sure how that would work. Where would she put the cream?

....lol
Raging Headache

Alto, GA

#221 Nov 26, 2012
EraserX wrote:
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And by fig bars you really mean, uh, well, fig bars. Gee.
*maria presses open a ripe fig with her fingers and sticks her tongue in it*

hahahahahaha.........
DILF

Medford, NY

#222 Nov 26, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>I took your advise and looked her up, she is Romanian but was married to an Italian, does that count?
There we go with the fricken Italians again!!!???

Why oh why am I so cursed!!!!
Raging Headache

Alto, GA

#223 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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Lesbians?
Oh....sorry, was that a question?
Thanks though.....
Where did the lesbians come from....... and how old are they? lol
DILF

Medford, NY

#224 Nov 26, 2012
Not for nothing, but I think a Fiat can fit in one of those swings.....those suckers are small.....I almost drove over one on the way to work this morning.
Raging Headache

Alto, GA

#225 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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Sounds more like a double entree to me.......Now I'm fricken hungry.....and all I have is fig bars in my desk.
Sorry. No double entree.... lol
Raging Headache

Alto, GA

#226 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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Does she give away any sample product usage videos? I may be curious as to it's workings......
We need to know emergency protocol for when it rips out of the ceiling.......

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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#227 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
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There we go with the fricken Italians again!!!???
Why oh why am I so cursed!!!!
Sort of sorry, my MIL is first generation American, you'd never know my husband has any other heritage.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#228 Nov 26, 2012
DILF wrote:
Not for nothing, but I think a Fiat can fit in one of those swings.....those suckers are small.....I almost drove over one on the way to work this morning.
If Catrinel Menghia was driving I think you would have noticed!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#229 Nov 26, 2012
Sex swings, Hot Italian women, chickens, lesbians and figs? What have I stumbled upon here? Hahahaha!

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