LIE 2 ME please

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#2940 Jul 30, 2014
I've never tried it like that, I'm kinda sly,,,,errrr, I mean shy. Yeah, Shy, thats it!

“"Thinking"”

Level 5

Since: Sep 11

OZ

#2941 Jul 30, 2014
A-HA

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#2942 Jul 30, 2014
I am not into for sex, I like you for your personality!

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Hamilton, OH

#2943 Jul 30, 2014
I just won 50 million dollars

I wish :(

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2945 Aug 4, 2014
Court Oder of the Day. EVERY American Household MUST offer an ILLEGAL Immigrant to Live with them..

America GOOD WILL!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#2946 Aug 4, 2014
Yep, I believe everything you tell me, I promise.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2947 Aug 18, 2014
Neighborhood CLEAN UP Saturdays..at NOON!!

THIS means You..LAWN DUDE!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#2951 Aug 22, 2014
Hi, Everybody!

I'm here from HR and I just want you to know, I care deeply about your feelings and am here to help!

So please feel free to confess your concerns about the company. This is in the strictest confidence.

And let me put to rest any rumors of layoffs.

Now this is just a formality, but did everyone get the email to update your resume?

We're just trying to right-source our talents and find the best fit for you in the team.

Since: Aug 14

Location hidden

#2952 Aug 24, 2014
Chuck Norris died,,, He's o.k now

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2953 Aug 24, 2014
SEXY..Sirens Pole Dancer Neighborhood BBQ...Sponsored by The OLD GEEZER Retirement Home..!!!
I am Here

United States

#2954 Sep 13, 2014
I love how you love me.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#2955 Sep 13, 2014
Reality tv is fun to watch.

“Valley Girl @}Heart”

Since: Nov 13

Where it Begins

#2956 Sep 13, 2014
Mepporlee wrote:
A-HA
A positively brilliant and thoughtful reply.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#2957 Sep 13, 2014
I'll enjoy painting the hallway,,,really,,,,,
Roxie Darling
Level 6

Since: Jan 13

.

#2958 Sep 14, 2014
I'm sexy and I know it.
Roxie Darling
Level 6

Since: Jan 13

.

#2959 Sep 14, 2014
God is Great
Roxie Darling
Level 6

Since: Jan 13

.

#2960 Sep 14, 2014
This is the day the lord has made.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#2961 Sep 16, 2014
Yes, boss, yes, I give 100%, everyday!!!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#2962 Sep 16, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Yes, boss, yes, I give 100%, everyday!!!
The Vikings are going to win the Superbowl. Teheheheheheheheheheheeee.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2963 Sep 16, 2014
Roxie Darling wrote:
I'm sexy and I know it.
YO BARF BAG. here.. please!!

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