LIE 2 ME please

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#2875 Sep 22, 2012
I've gained 50 pounds since yesterday.

“hi ya”

Level 2

Since: Feb 12

Manchester

#2876 Sep 24, 2012
WMD in Iran
ex-pitcher

Las Vegas, NV

#2877 Sep 24, 2012
Replacement NFL officials are GREAT !
DILF

Medford, NY

#2878 Sep 25, 2012
I'm so glad I had to cancel a day off with my friends tomorrow to go to a wake for a distant relative of my wife.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#2879 Sep 25, 2012
But........ I cannot tell a lie!..:)

“Humanity Above All”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09

Not Toronto Canada

#2880 Sep 25, 2012
I have to buy a new matress today. The money I have stuffed into the old one is making it too lumpy

“Humanity Above All”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09

Not Toronto Canada

#2881 Sep 25, 2012
Meth addicted women are sooo hot.

“Humanity Above All”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09

Not Toronto Canada

#2882 Sep 25, 2012
I hope Jersey Shores is brought back for another season.

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#2883 Sep 26, 2012
I just made a snowman in my backyard!

Level 6

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#2884 Sep 26, 2012
I love having a stalker in real life

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2885 Sep 27, 2012
Grass is pink.
ex-pitcher

Las Vegas, NV

#2886 Sep 27, 2012
I'm an airline pilot.

“Humanity Above All”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09

Not Toronto Canada

#2887 Sep 27, 2012
Hung..... Like a horse!!

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#2888 Sep 27, 2012
I'm the tooth fairy. Business is so bad, I've had to resort to dumpster diving for silver and gold fillings behind medicare dental offices.

“Humanity Above All”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09

Not Toronto Canada

#2889 Sep 27, 2012
Why no honey, that dress is very slimming on you!

“Humanity Above All”

Level 2

Since: Feb 09

Not Toronto Canada

#2890 Sep 27, 2012
Don't take our word for it, Listen to what our customers are saying!

Level 5

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#2891 Oct 4, 2012
I'm gonna swim the Pacific to Hawaii.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#2892 Oct 4, 2012
x-pitcher wrote:
I'm gonna swim the Pacific to Hawaii.
Much easier to hitch a ride with a Humpback whale. Except for the diving deep and holding your breath part. Travelocity didn't warn me about that.

Next time, I'm gonna book a couple of sea turtles to take me there.

“water water water water water ”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#2893 Oct 4, 2012
2morrow im gonna pan fry some salmon on the moon

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2894 Nov 19, 2012
Watch out for the Purple Pie man...He just published his most dangerous purple pie recipe.

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